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Chapter 418: Bad Luck Old Brother · Oct 10, 2026

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401 Chapter 401: Hermione’s Worship 2026-10-10
402 Chapter 402: Level 9 Pollution Source 2026-10-10
403 Chapter 403: The Evil Ritual is Done 2026-10-10
404 Chapter 404: The Secret Room’s Heir 2026-10-10
405 Chapter 405: Professor Zickrein Being Followed 2026-10-10
406 Chapter 406: The Crazy Girl’s Guess 2026-10-10
407 Chapter 407: Luna and Ravenclaw 2026-10-10
408 Chapter 408: Ghost Spirit Takeover 2026-10-10
409 Chapter 409: Fierce Battle 2026-10-10
410 Chapter 410: Embarrassed Lockhart 2026-10-10
411 Chapter 411: The Cat Turned to Stone 2026-10-10
412 Chapter 412: The Heir of Slytherin 2026-10-10
413 Chapter 413: A-Gin and Toilet Paper 2026-10-10
414 Chapter 414: The Group of Three Moves 2026-10-10
415 Chapter 415: Meeting the Parents? 2026-10-10
416 Chapter 416: Sakata Gintoki’s Realization 2026-10-10
417 Chapter 417: Teacher and Fellow Students, Long Time No See 2026-10-10
418 Chapter 418: Bad Luck Old Brother 2026-10-10
419 Chapter 419: The Amazing Things Wigs Can Do 2026-10-10
420 Chapter 420: Ron and Harry’s Suspicions 2026-10-10
421 Chapter 421: The Lost Trio 2026-10-10
422 Chapter 422: Fire Lizard 2026-10-10
423 Chapter 423: How Can You Be Sure I’m Not the Heir? 2026-10-10
424 Chapter 424: Heartwarming Chicken Soup 2026-10-10
425 Chapter 425: Hermione, Almost Crying 2026-10-10
426 Chapter 426: Tony Stark, the Traitor 2026-10-10
427 Chapter 427: Ruiko’s New Nickname 2026-10-10
428 Chapter 428: Hermione’s Change of Mind 2026-10-10
429 Chapter 429: The Frustrated Kitten 2026-10-10
430 Chapter 430: The Boy Turned to Stone 2026-10-10
431 Chapter 431: The Plot Has Veered Off Course 2026-10-10
432 Chapter 432: Hermione’s Worry 2026-10-10
433 Chapter 433: Eri’s Plan 2026-10-10
434 Chapter 434: Unexpected Incident 2026-10-10
435 Chapter 435: The Dragon Knight Arrives 2026-10-10
436 Chapter 436: The Arrogant Dragon Rider 2026-10-10
437 Chapter 437: The Angry Crowd 2026-10-10
438 Chapter 438: Annihilation 2026-10-10
439 Chapter 439: The Decree of the Gods 2026-10-10
440 Chapter 440: Cat Girl Hermione 2026-10-10
441 Chapter 441: The Little Cat’s Wish 2026-10-10
442 Chapter 442: Haircutting Expert Kisame 2026-10-10
443 Chapter 443: Claire’s Shock 2026-10-10
444 Chapter 444: Reckless Harry 2026-10-10
445 Chapter 445: Death of the Basilisk 2026-10-10
446 Chapter 446: Harry Potter in the Secret Room 2026-10-10
447 Chapter 447: Riddle’s Plot 2026-10-10
448 Chapter 448: Tom’s Reckless Gamble 2026-10-10
449 Chapter 449: Dumbledore’s Doubt 2026-10-10
450 Chapter 450: The Chamber of Secrets Incident Ends 2026-10-10

Chapter 418: Chapter 418: Bad Luck Old Brother

”Ha ha ha ha ha!”

The whole place echoed with crazy and a bit evil laughter. In this dark setting, it sounded a bit creepy.

Sakata Gintoki held his wooden sword on his shoulder, looking at him calmly. It was as if he already knew this would happen and had everything under control.

But in fact, he was really panicking inside: ??? What’s going on? Someone tell me, what’s happening? Why is this guy suddenly laughing?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Why are you asking us about this?

Doujin Artist: You’re the one doing it, right? You’re the one doing it, and you don’t know what’s going on?

Curly-haired Guy: Who doesn’t know what’s going on? This is clearly an accident! It’s completely different from what I expected! Shouldn’t he be frozen right now? Why is he laughing?

This is an Actor: Because you touched his funny spot.

Curly-haired Guy: ??? What’s that? There’s a funny spot?

Machete Girl: I’ve never heard of a funny spot. Besides a funny spot, is there a crying spot?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yes, there’s even a death spot. Of course, it’s not real death, but it puts the person in a state of suffocation. If you want a simple explanation, it’s like shock.

Doujin Artist: Wow, there are so many tricks in martial arts? But the secret manual only taught pressure point techniques, nothing else.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That’s because in our world, pretty much every martial artist who’s good enough knows the pressure point chart well.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So you’re supposed to learn pressure points before using them on people? Good thing I didn’t just randomly poke around!

Lazy Kitten: I forgot about that too, lucky I didn’t try using pressure points on other people.

Curly-haired Guy: Stop talking about that, just tell me what to do now! This guy’s face is too scary, I can’t take it anymore!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Simple, press his wind pool point to stop it.

Curly-haired Guy: Wind pool point... where exactly is that?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The back of the neck.

Sakata Gintoki quickly went behind him and poked a finger out.

Tap.

Sure enough, Oboro stopped laughing, but he grabbed his stomach and collapsed on the ground. His face was twisted in pain, and he was making inhuman screams.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What, what’s happening now?

This is an Actor: You poked the wrong spot, you poked the wind house point. That’s a pain point, it causes convulsions.

Doujin Artist: Haha!

Curly-haired Guy: But I poked the place Mochou-chan told me to!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The wind pool point is indeed on the back of the neck, but there are eight pressure points there. You poked the wrong place, the right one is below the earlobe, on the right.

Tap.

Sakata Gintoki didn’t hesitate and poked the spot Li Mochou said. Instantly, Oboro’s stomach made a ”glug glug” sound, and his face turned green.

Curly-haired Guy: Uh oh, Mochou-chan... what’s happening now?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Congratulations, you’ve opened his bowels. You’ll get to see an adult poop his pants soon.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hehe!

Curly-haired Guy: Why! I poked the right spot this time, right? Is that not the wind pool point either?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It is the wind pool point, but the wind pool point is for stopping the funny spot. But he was just poked with the pain point, so poking the wind pool point will cause a mistake.

Curly-haired Guy: What the heck, how is there this setting? Ugh, it stinks!

Oboro hasn’t pooped yet, but the atmosphere before the storm is brewing. Waves of stinky air are rushing into Sakata Gintoki’s nose.

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, wow! What is this stream even doing? Using your older brother as a pressure point model?

Soul Society’s Villain: In a way, Gin-san is doing human experiments?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I think so, and it’s a smelly human experiment.

Lazy Kitten: Oh dear! Just end it already, I can’t watch anymore! Look at Oboro, he’s tearing up!

Lin Fengjiao: You can kill a hero, but you can’t humiliate him, especially not in this way.

Shark-Faced Guy: In the end, this is all because Gin-san wanted to show off.

Curly-haired Guy: What do I do, tell me what to do now? How can I stop the biggest tragedy of the century from happening? I don’t want to see an adult poop himself!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The spirit seal point in the center of the chest, poke it twice.

Curly-haired Guy: The center of the chest? Poke it twice? Just poke that, and that’s it? There won’t be any other problems, right?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If you don’t trust me, you don’t have to poke it, just stand aside and watch.

Curly-haired Guy: I’ll poke it!

Of course he can’t just watch, he’s not that mean. But he’s still a little nervous. He’s afraid he’ll poke some other place wrong.

So to prevent himself from making a mistake, he still carefully poked around the area of the other person’s chest.

At this moment, Oboro was looking at him with almost begging eyes. This older brother, who never changed his expression even when facing many hardships, was truly scared by his younger brother.

At the same time, he understood. There are things in this world that are more terrifying and tragic than death. He realized he was still a person and could feel fear.

Tap, Tap.

Sakata Gintoki’s fingers finally poked Oboro. The urge to poop, like an overwhelming tsunami, disappeared instantly, letting Oboro finally understand the beauty of this world!

He was wrong, really wrong.

He had lost the direction of his soul. He had not lived for Yoshida Shouyo, for Utsuro, or even for himself. But today, he finally understood.

Life should have a direction, and life should continue. A person’s existence should not be a tool, and a person’s nature should not be changed!

”I’m sorry.” Oboro, sitting up straight, lowered his head and said softly, ”It’s my fault that Master Shouyo became like this. You’ve made me understand this, your actions were effective.”

”Hmph, good that you know.” Although he said that, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to the side.

He just messed around and didn’t even know what he did. So he felt guilty and didn’t dare look at the other person.

”But you’re too late.” Oboro sighed deeply and said, ”Utsuro and the Heavens’ Will have already moved. Even the current Tendoshu doesn’t know their exact location.”

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