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Chapter 429: Chapter 429: The Frustrated Kitten

”It’s okay, it’s amazing that you’ve come back to your senses,” Harry winked at Hermione and said, ”Most of the girls are still lost in fantasies about Lockhart.”

”That’s right, even including the older students who are about to graduate,” Ron shook his head, quite emotional. ”I feel like Lockhart probably doesn’t even know as many spells as they do themselves. Why do they worship someone like that?”

He couldn’t understand it. Ron really couldn’t understand it.

He could understand if everyone admired Dumbledore and Zickrein. After all, he knew very well that these two had real skills, and they were solid abilities.

But what about Lockhart? Besides bragging, what else could he do?

The main thing is, it’s common knowledge that he doesn’t have much ability. Why are there so many people still blindly worshiping him? It’s ridiculous!

”Because he’s really good at writing,” Hermione sighed and said, ”And his experiences in his books always give people a special kind of romance. But now, I don’t even know if those experiences are real.”

”They should be real, right?” Ron scratched his head uncertainly and said, ”After all, the Order of Merlin medal can’t be fake, and that’s considered certified.”

”Lockhart is annoying, but it’s also thanks to his stupidity,” Harry changed the subject, winking. ”We were able to get the Polyjuice Potion recipe, weren’t we?”

”That’s true,” Hermione agreed, nodding.

She originally wanted to get a signature from Gerald to allow her to enter the restricted section of the library, but when facing Gerald, the words always got stuck in Hermione’s throat.

She was afraid of being exposed, afraid of losing her job as an assistant.

So, helplessly, Hermione could only try her luck with Lockhart. As a result, after a few words of flattery, Lockhart became instantly elated and signed her name with a wave of his hand.

Now they have the Polyjuice Potion recipe and the ingredients are gathered. But brewing this potion takes time, and it will probably be finished around Christmas.

Gerald didn’t listen to the little wizards’ upcoming conversations about their sneaking around plans because this all happened in the original story. He went straight back to his dorm and sat at his desk.

Lazy Kitten: Have you guys eaten dinner yet? I’ll treat you! [Picture]

Curly-haired Guy: Dude, you’re already so fat, and you’re still going all out with fancy food? This is not right, absolutely not right! As a kitten, you should learn to diet!

Lazy Kitten: Whether I’m fat or not is none of your business! I want to!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But it seems like it’s not good for the cat’s health if it’s too fat. Cats can’t eat too much salty stuff either.

Doujin Artist: Right! It seems like small animals will have kidney problems if they eat too much salty food, and they’ll get water in their bellies.

Lazy Kitten: Okay, you guys are scaring me!

The usually hungry Qi Luoli instantly wilted. She’s still young, what if she really gets kidney problems? How will she find a boyfriend in the future?

Soul Society’s Villain: Hmm, I’ve researched related medical topics in the Naruto world over here, and that’s true. Small animals really shouldn’t eat foods with too much salt and additives, you should pay attention.

Machete Girl: Yeah, and everyone, animals and people, need to exercise more.

Lazy Kitten: Then what should I do? Am I only allowed to eat cat food from now on? No way, that stuff is not for humans to eat!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: But you’re a cat.

Lazy Kitten: My soul is human! My heart is a human heart! And I feel like my sense of taste is also a human’s sense of taste. I don’t like the things that cats like to eat!

Soul Society’s Villain: You can eat according to your own preferences, but you need to exercise more. Also, circulate the Nine Yang energy a few times every morning, which helps with detoxification. You can also add Mochou’s royal jelly appropriately to strengthen your diet, and then there’s no problem.

Lazy Kitten: Thank you, Doctor Flower!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, Sister Flower has become our group’s health consultant doctor.

Doujin Artist: The Nine Yang energy can also detoxify?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Of course, you can drink poison without getting sick if you have the Nine Yang energy protecting you.

Machete Girl: That’s amazing, Chinese martial arts. It can not only improve your strength, but also keep you healthy. By the way, are there any martial arts that can beautify and nourish the skin?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yes, my Ancient Tomb sect’s Jade Maiden Heart Sutra. Especially the Jade Maiden Sutra, which can not only delay aging, but also exfoliate.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, looks like it’s time to learn a thing or two!

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, what do you guys think martial arts are! They’re for fighting, not for beauty and skincare! Using the Nine Yang Scripture to treat kidney problems? The drunken monk would cry if he saw that!

Lazy Kitten: Martial arts are essentially tools. They can be used to kill people, and they can also be used to maintain health. What’s the problem with that? You’re being a busybody, who cares what you think!

This is an Actor: Actually, if you’re afraid of kidney problems, there’s no need to go to the trouble of circulating your energy every day. There’s an even simpler method.

Soul Society’s Villain: Oh?

Unohana Retsu looked a little curious, she really wanted to hear what the all-knowing and all-powerful group leader had to say.

This is an Actor: You’ve already bought Deadpool’s X-factor, right? When you feel like there’s something wrong with your kidneys, cut it off with a knife and let a new one grow. Recycle it like that, simple and affordable.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha!

Doujin Artist: Dude, I’m at a loss for words!

Curly-haired Guy: Dude, you can actually recycle it that way. And not just the kidneys, if other organs fail, you can keep recycling them in the same way.

Soul Society’s Villain: ...I admit defeat.

She was convinced, Unohana Retsu was really convinced. Anyway, she hadn’t thought of this method of self-treatment, but she had to admit that it was very useful.

Machete Girl: Wow, this really finds a way out for Lolo-chan. In that case, you really don’t have to worry about kidney problems. Eat as much as you want, go for it!

Lazy Kitten: Go what! Are you guys serious, do you have to be so devilish? You’re only thinking about whether the kidney works or not, and not considering how painful it will be for the person involved, or how acceptable it is, right? The X-factor can regenerate infinitely, that’s true, but the pain nerves are still there! Who can cut off their own kidney without flinching!

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