Daily Intelligence System: Don't Kill Me, Honey!

”Jiu Si, these few small ones are enough for me.”

Hu Zi saw that Chen Jie gave him the biggest fish, and he felt a bit overwhelmed, quickly declining.

Chen Jie said, ”Your sister-in-law and Ruirui don’t eat much, they can’t consume too much. You’re at the age when you’re still growing, aren’t you going to eat me out of house and home, haha... This big one is for you.”

”But, Jiu Si.”

Xiao Hu still wanted to refuse, but Chen Jie said, ”Alright, return the boat, let’s go home. Tomorrow, let’s make a fish basket; it’s too inconvenient to carry the fish back like this.”

Xiao Hu said, ”Okay, I’ll start making it when I get back.”

Chen Jie laughed and said, ”Great, with this skill, you won’t starve anywhere. By the way, Hu Zi, starting tomorrow, you practice boxing with me.”

”Ah, Jiu Si, I can learn martial arts?!!”

Xiao Hu asked excitedly after hearing what Chen Jie said. Chen Jie laughed and said, ”Of course you can, and you must practice martial arts well. That way, in the future, you can help me, understand?”

”Yes, Brother, I understand.”

Xiao Hu said, and Chen Jie laughed.

The two of them went home together, and on the way, Xiao Hu was very excited. Would he really start learning martial arts tomorrow?

On the way, as they passed by Doctor Bai’s house, Chen Jie went in to greet his master. Wu Zhong had already returned, but Wu Hong went out and hadn’t come back yet. No one knew where he went.

Wu Zhong was worried, always feeling that something would happen, as his right eyelid twitched tremendously.

Chen Jie comforted him for a while, and Wu Zhong asked him to go back, as he couldn’t help right now anyway.

Doctor Bai gave a package of herbs to Chen Jie, telling him that he still had two packs of Skin Tempering Soup left. After using these two packs, he would likely reach the critical point of breaking through, allowing him to attempt to break through into the Martial Artist realm!

Chen Jie didn’t mention that he had already broken through the Martial Artist realm upon hearing this.

Instead, he took the herbs and went home.

By now, it was already dark. Chen Jie pushed open the courtyard door and approached the front door, only to find it bolted from the inside with a wooden bar.

*Why bolt the door at this hour?*

Chen Jie placed the fish on the stone grinder outside and walked over to the window, which was also tightly shut.

However, he could hear Su Yunjin’s voice inside.

”Ruirui, stop it, stop it~”

And Daisy was giggling.

”Sister, tickles, tickles~”

*What are the two sisters doing?*

Chen Jie was bewildered by what he heard, but it made him even more curious. However, the windows of this era were made of paper, not letting any light through, so he couldn’t see what was happening inside.

*It made his heart itch as if someone was scratching it.*

*What’s going on?*

Chen Jie thought, then turned to the front door, searching around and finding a thin bamboo slice. He slipped it through the gap of the door, lifting up.

He touched the door latch, gently pulled it, and the bolt fell to the ground.

Clank!

The noise startled Su Yunjin inside: ”Ruirui, what was that sound?”

Ruirui looked confused: ”Didn’t hear anything, sister, stop scrubbing, it tickles~”

”How can it tickle, you look like a little mud monkey, the water is already dirty!”

Ruirui pouted and said, ”The water was dirty to begin with.”

”Nonsense, how can the water be dirty?”

Su Yunjin said, and then Ruirui asked, ”Then sister, let me quiz you, what do you think is the dirtiest thing?”

Su Yunjin was stumped, frowning.

”Why are you asking such a dirty question?”

Images of excrement floated in her mind, but Daisy said happily, ”Sister, do you think poop is the dirtiest?”

”Pfft, don’t say such unpleasant words!”

Su Yunjin pretended to spit.

Daisy said, ”But sister, you’re wrong. The dirtiest thing in the world is the air we breathe.”

”Huh?”

Su Yunjin frowned, *what nonsense is this?*

”How can air be the dirtiest?”

Daisy said, ”Sister, is saliva dirty?”

”Dirty!”

”Then why don’t you feel it’s dirty when it’s in your mouth?”

Hmm?

”Then sister, do you think poop is dirty?”

”Dirty!”

”Then why didn’t you think it was dirty when it was in your belly?”

”This?”

”So, sister, have you noticed that this saliva, poop, when not in contact with air, we don’t think it’s dirty, but once it touches the air, we feel it’s dirty. Would you dare to grab the poop that’s been excreted, sister?”

”I?”

”I dare to grab it!”

As Su Yunjin was pondering this profound question, Daisy’s comment shattered her composure.

”When did you grab it?!!”

”I, I was lying...”

Su Yunjin broke her composure again. She pulled Daisy over and scrubbed her again carefully, especially those damn little hands, always feeling there was something dirty on them.

At this moment, Chen Jie entered the room.

Splash, splash...

The sound of water echoed, and Chen Jie silently entered the room, only to see a woman naked, with her back to him, as white as mutton-fat jade.

Her wet hair was infinitely tempting.

At this moment, that charming figure was holding a small naked child, scrubbing vigorously with a towel!

Just then, the little child saw Chen Jie and exclaimed, ”Brother-in-law, save me!”

Hmm!

The woman turned around in panic and saw Chen Jie.

At that moment, Chen Jie was captivated by the sight, *so white, so big~*

”Ah!”

Su Yunjin quickly covered her chest with her hands, while Daisy shouted, ”Brother-in-law, help~ sister is going to skin me alive.”

Su Yunjin reached out with her other hand and pressed Daisy into the tub, leaving only a small head visible.

Chen Jie averted his gaze, then smiled and said, ”Why cover up? You’ve seen mine; why can’t I see yours?”

Su Yunjin’s face was hot with embarrassment; this situation was too shameful.

”Husband, you...”

Chen Jie said, ”Alright, don’t mind me, keep washing. I’ll make dinner today.”

After saying that, Chen Jie went to tidy up the kitchen to prepare fish soup. Just as he turned away, he turned back again, his eyes intensely looking at Su Yunjin, ”My wife.”

”Ah?”

”Wash well, make sure it’s clean. I’ll be checking tonight!”

Su Yunjin bashfully glared at Chen Jie, *what was he saying in front of the child?*

Daisy, at this time, also shouted, ”Brother-in-law, Ruirui is clean too, Ruirui wants to be checked too!”

”You, let your sister check well.”

Saying this, Chen Jie turned around and closed the door, preparing to make fish soup in the kitchen, feeling in a great mood, looking forward to a good meal tonight!

...

While Chen Jie was contemplating the good things of tonight, in a forest near the Lower Peach Village, a few people were ambushing there, the five leading people exuded strong energy, definitely not ordinary, precisely the five Energy Transformation masters Chen Jie saw today.

At this moment, a man dressed in official clothes said, ”Chief Zhang, your information can’t be wrong, right, that Ni Manzi is staying in this village?”

”Yes, don’t worry, my intelligence is reliable.”

Zhang Liye confidently spoke, when suddenly not far away, a man in official clothes said, ”Shh, quiet, someone’s coming!”