Ning An's Wild Wish System

”What do you mean?”

Zhang Peng was stunned, standing there in a daze.

Then he rubbed his eyes hard, looking at the numbers in the picture, still very confident:

”Daoist Master, I know you think my wife isn’t good to me, but it’s okay, that’s just how I am, don’t worry.”

Ning An couldn’t stand it anymore and was about to explain the correct scientific knowledge when a sudden scream interrupted her.

”Daoist Master!”

The speaker was Li Pingping, she was smiling reluctantly, pointing not far away, and said, ”Daoist Master, may I borrow a moment to speak with you.”

Ning An looked at Zhang Peng, then at her, seemingly indifferent, then nodded and walked to another side hall.

The viewers in the live stream room were mostly puzzled at this time.

”Huh? No, I didn’t quite understand what the Daoist Master said, a 96 percent DNA match, isn’t that biological?”

”Yeah, from what I watch on TV, reports for non-biological children always have very low values, I remember none exceeding thirty percent, right?”

”I still don’t get what the Daoist Master said earlier. I’m going to ask my biology teacher!”

When they arrived at the woodshed, Li Pingping was immediately furious: ”At least you are a monk, but do you have to talk nonsense like this?”

Ning An scratched his head in confusion: ”Laywoman, what do you mean by this, how can the little Daoist not understand?”

Li Pingping was grinding her teeth in hatred and said angrily, ”Only you have studied biology, only you understand biology, right? What are you showing off for! Silence is golden, don’t you understand?”

”Moreover, even a DNA test report isn’t one hundred percent accurate!”

It seems she not only understands biology but also sociology.

Ning An calmly replied: ”Laywoman, what you said is not right. ’Silence is golden’ itself is a false statement. We cultivators cultivate to make thoughts transparent, wanting no one to know unless you don’t do it yourself.”

Seeing Ning An looking so calm and unperturbed, Li Pingping was even more infuriated.

But knowing what’s going on, she was now bravely threatening him: ”Now it’s just the two of us, you stinking Daoist, if you dare spread nonsense, I will accuse you of indecent assault!”

Ning An laughed, it was a very happy laugh.

He pointed upwards, and Li Pingping snorted: ”Don’t tell me there’s a deity three feet above my head, I don’t believe that!”

Ning An sighed and pointed to a camera, saying: ”I don’t know if there’s a deity three feet above our heads, but there’s definitely a camera.”

Li Pingping panicked and quickly looked up, indeed spotting a camera with a blinking red light.

She was shocked: ”No way, your Daoist temple’s woodshed also has a camera?”

Ning An smiled without saying a word, thanks to Comrade Ma Baoguo’s adorable SWAT team for that.

They had been reminiscing about this woodshed, and eventually installed a camera here, saying something about not wanting to make fools of only themselves, hoping to catch more ridiculous talk later.

Little did they expect it would come in handy now.

Li Pingping was truly panicked now, her tone turning soft: ”Daoist Master, I beg you, as the saying goes, better to demolish ten temples than to ruin a single marriage. Please have mercy, please spare me, please keep quiet when you go out.”

Ning An rolled his eyes, pointing around: ”This is a Daoist temple, not a Buddhist sect. What the bald monks say has nothing to do with me. You’re wielding a sword from the previous dynasty to cut officials of the current one, do you think you’re the child of destiny?”

Li Pingping was not having it, and tears welled up instantly, she knelt down, trying to hug Ning An’s leg.

Ning An wasn’t about to let her have her way, he swiftly sidestepped, avoiding the potential tumultuous turmoil.

Seeing this, Li Pingping began to appeal to pity:

”Little Daoist, please have mercy on me, let me go, without Zhang Peng, my child and I will starve.”

Another story unfolded, but compared with Zhang Peng, this one was much simpler.

The protagonist changed to Li Pingping, during her college days, she wasn’t the materialistic and indifferent woman she later became.

She was also a sunny and lively girl, with her own dreams for the future.

But fate can be cruel, and just one ordinary romantic choice sent her spiraling into an abyss.

It was that scoundrel senior, named Han Yifei.

At that time, they met during a club activity, he was handsome and humorous, just the kind of person you’d feel an uncontrollable urge to get close to upon meeting.

At that time, though Han Yifei was from the same school, he had already graduated and was struggling in society, never making much of himself.

So he had the crooked idea of getting someone to design and package him, then luring different college girls, posting a series of videos online to earn money from shut-in men.

The inexperienced Li Pingping quickly fell for Han Yifei’s sweet words, and before long, she naturally gave him her first time.

At that time, she still harbored rosy dreams about the future, believing it was going to be bright and splendid.

At that time, she hadn’t yet seen through the devil beneath Han Yifei’s pleasing exterior.

Time reveals all, and in less than two months, Han Yifei grew bored of her.

The reason was simple, those shut-ins had grown tired of her.

They enjoyed conquering such goddesses who were usually out of their reach, but after conquest, they quickly lost interest.

Even if they were conquered, they’d firmly place themselves in the perspective of the first person in the videos.

Han Yifei did all this naturally for money, so when his patrons made demands, he naturally turned to his next prey.

But she didn’t know, only thinking she did something wrong, doing everything in her power hoping Han Yifei would change his mind, even threatening with her life.

But clearly, it was all in vain.

When the last spring in college came, she found her body was off, she couldn’t eat and frequently gagged.

She went to the hospital for a check-up, and unsurprisingly, she was pregnant.

Ecstatic, she thought this news might bring that man back, to live a life together enjoying meals across four seasons.

However, when she joyfully rushed back with the report to their house, a very small rented room, it was already deserted.

With that, she fell into an endless abyss.

She wanted desperately to abort, but the fetus had already been five months into formation, and the doctor shook his head, advising against the abortion.

But she also dared not tell her family, fearing scorn and ridicule.

This desperate and oppressive scene continued until the next day when Zhang Peng appeared, she seemed to see a ray of light.

Without any surprise, Zhang Peng was taken aback at first but soon nodded seriously, expressing his willingness to be the child’s father.

Thus, they got married at lightning speed.

After graduation, Zhang Peng brought his almost-due wife home, determinedly proclaiming that it was his child.

Though his parents didn’t say anything, Li Pingping knew they were mostly displeased.

After the child was born, she left the child at home crying and ventured out, wanting to give the child a better life. What did she do wrong!

Li Pingping, eyes brimming with tears, looked at Ning An: ”Daoist Master, you’re a cultivator, shouldn’t you sympathize with worldly suffering the most, please show compassion.”

Ning An snorted, exposing the truth in one sentence: ”If you’re truly a virtuous wife and loving mother, then what about the child in your womb?”

”If you’re truly a virtuous wife and loving mother, then what about the two babies you aborted before!”