Ning An's Wild Wish System

The people in the live broadcast room were struck as if by lightning.

”No way, what the...?”

”It was both expected and unexpected, otherwise it’s really hard to accept why his white moonlight suddenly married him.”

”Damn it, I wanted to hear an inspiring love story, and you gave me a melodramatic mess?”

Even Ning An, with his extensive experience, was momentarily shocked into paralysis.

Seeing Zhang Peng’s conflicted yet somehow live-broadcast demeanor, Ning An silently raised his head.

Let go of helping others and enjoy a happy life.

After all, people are born different. For him and countless others, this is an unabashed simp story, but to others, it might be called deep affection.

”I’ve heard your story, now, come on, make a wish to the Ancestral Master.”

Ning An led Zhang Peng to the Incense Burner.

Looking at the Incense Burner in front of him, Zhang Peng’s face showed extreme devotion as he knelt down with a thud:

”Ancestral Master above, I, Zhang Peng, have been kind and virtuous all my life, loyal in my actions. As long as you bless my wife to give birth to another child to carry on the Zhang Family!”

Ning An felt speechless as he looked at the big brother in front of him, angry at his lack of progress.

Another child, can you ensure it’s yours?

Even if it’s yours, if the child inherits your personality, won’t they be doomed?

Despite the turbulent feelings, the system panel appeared as promised.

[Gender: Male]

[Occupation: Writer]

[Name: Zhang Peng]

[Wish: His wife is frail, so he hopes she can give birth to a child to carry on the Zhang Family.]

[Wild-ways fulfilling method: Half an hour later, Li Pingping secretly goes to the hospital for a DNA test result, but due to carelessness, fills in the wrong phone number, causing the hospital’s call to go to Zhang Peng.

The result shows that the fetus in Li Pingping’s womb is not directly blood-related to Zhang Peng!]

After reading the panel, Ning An furrowed his brow.

According to the system information, Li Pingping probably did put a green hat on Zhang Peng.

But the wish has indeed come true.

Li Pingping indeed has conceived, it’s just not related to Zhang Peng,

Turning his head to look at the two people in front of him, Ning An couldn’t help but feel a bit troubled.

Seeing the Daoist Master’s expression, Zhang Peng couldn’t help but panic, hurriedly grabbing Ning An’s hand: ”Daoist Master, don’t furrow your brow, I’m scared, did something happen?”

Ning An thought for a moment, then didn’t directly reveal the secret, and instead asked: ”Layman, do you dare to pay the price for this wish?”

”Of course I do.” Zhang Peng nodded briskly, a smile appearing afterward: ”As long as Pingping can give me a child, even if it kills me, I’ll make her happy for life!”

Hearing this, Ning An silently gave him a thumbs up in his heart.

He’s quite a man!

Too bad he’s a subspecies of a Sigma male.

Raising his hand, Ning An pointed to the main hall, urging him to go inside quickly.

Ning An no longer wanted to see him; it was just too absurd.

Once Ning An was seated, the comments started flooding in again.

”Is this guy the reincarnation of ancient Ximen Qing? Did he drink too much of the confusing soup after reincarnation and break his brain?”

”I’m impressed; even if she is his white moonlight, he must have his own limits! By demeaning his own limits like this, his wife will only look down on him more.”

”Daoist Master, persuade him, don’t let this big brother go astray!”

Seeing the overwhelming comments, Ning An chuckled twice: ”Persuade?Do you want me to use my head to persuade him?”

”Even a subservient like Tong Jingcheng can’t be saved by an Ancestral Master, how can I, a Daoist Master, handle it? Should I smack him to death?”

The nearby Li Pingping wasn’t the least bit concerned about Zhang Peng, instead constantly checking something on her phone screen.

Ning An naturally knew what she was waiting for, but unfortunately, her phone would not receive the awaited message.

A smile formed on Ning An’s lips: ”Do you know what we should do with people who refuse to see the truth?”

Instantly, a viewer commented:

”I know, we should find a flaw in his white moonlight, then take him to see it, and completely let him give up!”

This comment apparently garnered a lot of agreement, with countless ”+1” appearing on the screen.

Ning An shook his head slowly: ”You’re focused on the wrong thing. For someone like this, the first thing we should do is distance ourselves. He’s able to endure agony which ordinary people can’t, and even relish it. For such a ruthless person, a love-stricken mind that collapses is a ticking time bomb for you.”

It’s not just idle talk from Ning An.

As the saying goes, even a rabbit bites when cornered.

For someone like Zhang Peng, if his emotional system collapses, he would inevitably fall into endless pain.

And the quickest way to end such pain is to end oneself.

But who can guarantee whether he’ll take some people with him before that happens?

At that moment, Zhang Peng came out with a cheerful expression.

Not only Ning An was puzzled, but even Li Pingping next to him couldn’t help but angrily curse:

”What are you giggling about over there?”

Zhang Peng cheerfully replied: ”After I prayed to the Ancestral Master, I looked up and saw the hand gesture of the Ancestral Master was exactly an ’ok’ sign, what does this mean? It means our wish will surely come true!”

This time, Ning An couldn’t sit still, and stood up sharply.

”Wait, which statue did you pray to?”

Zhang Peng was stunned, pointing inside the main hall: ”The one at the door.”

I’m done!

Ning An covered his eyes, speechless due to his actions.

Who goes into a hall to pray to a guardian deity?

So central is the Ancestral Master Statue in the hall, can’t you see it?

But these are just minor details, as far as Ning An is concerned, as long as the wish is made, regardless of which statue you pray to, the final order still goes to the system.

Thus Ning An was just sighing and didn’t say much more.

Calculating the time, the hospital’s call should have been made by now.

Sure enough, just as Zhang Peng was about to call Li Pingping to leave, his phone rang.

Stopping in his tracks, Zhang Peng looked at the hospital name displayed on the phone screen, feeling puzzled but not thinking much, he answered the call directly:

”Hello, is this Ms. Li? The paternity test result you commissioned in our hospital has come out, we’ve sent an electronic version of the report to your mobile, please check it...”

Upon hearing this, Zhang Peng’s eyes widened, furiously turning back to look at Li Pingping.

Under Li Pingping’s evasive gaze, he finally toughened up, snatched her phone, and opened the MMS just sent.

Ning An, who was secretly worried, suddenly heard a hearty laugh, and suddenly felt dumbfounded.

Looking up, it was Zhang Peng giggling:

”The gene match is so high, haha, it’s my offspring, happy...”

How could it be?

With doubts, Ning An leaned closer, and indeed glanced at the message, which clearly read:

Matched gene similarity of both parties at 96.3%.

”Wait a minute... dude, didn’t your biology teacher teach you that the gene similarity between pigs and humans is 97%?”