Urban All-Round Master

47: Chapter 47 Bodyguard 47: Chapter 47 Bodyguard Just a moment ago, I thought Lin Zifeng had finally come to his senses and knew gratitude, and Nangong Bing, with her proud nature, was quite pleased.

At least this annoying guy knew to curry favor with her.

She, who had always lived in luxury and elegance, couldn’t help but feel a bit high and mighty.

But Lin Zifeng’s next words, as he held a chicken leg, completely dispelled her bit of goodwill towards him.

Even her own cousin couldn’t help but nearly burst into laughter.

As a CEO, how could she tolerate this?

“You…!” Nangong Bing suddenly stood up, so angry her fingers trembled continuously, and her tone of voice was even more agitated.

“Did I, did I say something wrong?” Lin Zifeng was rather sincere, with an innocent expression as if he knew nothing, coupled with his natural rustic air, he was simply a loathsome scoundrel.

“Lin, are you doing this on purpose!?”

Nangong Bing couldn’t hold back her anger any longer.

No matter how she tried to control her emotions, she just couldn’t anymore.

Even the delicate Holy Maiden Peaks on her chest began to tremble slightly, rising and falling uncomfortably.

Have I offended some Bodhisattva?

I offered her a piece of chicken leg to eat, and that’s wrong?

Lin Zifeng was at a loss for words, wondering how being a good person had become so difficult.

Was fate really forcing him to become a villain again?

Huahua, sitting nearby, was already laughing herself into a stoop, clutching her mouth and almost hurting her stomach from laughing so hard.

“Lin, you eat my food, drink my drinks, live in my house, use my stuff!

Can’t you accumulate some virtue with your words?”

In front of her cousin, this good-for-nothing didn’t give her any face at all, which made Nangong Bing furious, hands on hips, with a hysterical frenzy.

“Heh heh, boss, what’s the big deal?

It’s just letting you have a piece of chicken, why get angry?

How about you share a piece of chicken with me as well?”

Lin Zifeng grinned, trying to appease her.

But it was too late.

Nangong Bing had exploded.

“What?

Me share with you?”

Nangong Bing was stunned with rage, thinking to herself how this scoundrel could be so shameless.

How in the world did he cultivate such a shameless technique?

He even expects me to share chicken…

with him?

Has he lost his mind?

How could I possibly utter such vulgar and offensive words?

Besides, I don’t have the…

equipment men have.

How could there be such a shameless and despicable person in this world?

Where on Earth did he spring from?

Nangong Bing had grown up so respected and had lived for so long, but these past few days had been like living in hell, especially with the presence of Lin Zifeng.

This meal was no longer edible, and the more Nangong Bing thought about it, the angrier she got.

She quickly ran to her room to call her father, determined to get rid of this fiend by any means possible, or else her future life would truly be unbearable.

“Boss, today’s meal is so rich, and there’s even roast chicken.

Why don’t you have another piece?” Lin Zifeng suggested kindly, not wanting to make their relationship too strained, fearing that Nangong Bing might make life difficult for him at the company.

“Eat!

Eat!

Eat!

Eat until you die!

Go eat your own chicken.

Bah bah!”

Nangong Bing snapped back viciously, turning her head around.

Uh…!

It’s just asking you to eat more chicken, no need to curse at me with such gross language, is there?

Lin Zifeng was dumbfounded, as if several crows had flown over his head.

“Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Hehe…

Too funny!

It’s just hilarious.”

At the dining table, Huahua the young girl could barely keep in her laughter, banging on the table, laughing so hard her stomach hurt.

The dialogue between Lin Zifeng and his cousin was just too funny.

“Huahua, what are you laughing at?

What’s so funny?

Did I do something wrong, or did I say something wrong?”

Even now, Lin Zifeng was utterly baffled.

“Hehe, you’re really too funny.

You’re the first man I’ve ever seen who dares to talk to my cousin like that,” Hua Buqi said, dressed in a cute little pink outfit with an ultra-short skirt, sitting cross-legged on the chair, which made her skirt reveal more than intended.

“Let me tell you, do not call me Huahua.

Huahua is my nickname, not for you to casually use.

Please call me ‘Youthful and Invincible Pretty Young Girl’!”

“Yes, busty and brainless beauty…!”

Lin Zifeng responded offhandedly.

“What did you say?”

“Nothing, nothing, I said ‘Youthful and Invincible Pretty Young Girl’.”

“That’s more like it.

If you dare to mess with me on purpose, I’ll play hardball with you!”

Play hardball?

With those scrawny arms and legs of yours, you want to play hardball with me?

Aren’t you afraid of something like what happened this morning happening again?

Lin Zifeng thought to himself.

“Come on, my ‘Youthful and Invincible Pretty Young Girl,’ have a piece of chicken.

Here!” Lin Zifeng didn’t know if it was intentional, but he seriously picked up a big chicken butt and held it in front of Hua Buqi.

“Who wants your chicken butt?

Take it back, take it back.

How can you be so gross?” Hua Buqi was not as sentimental as Nangong Bing.

She immediately put the big, greasy chicken butt back in Lin Zifeng’s bowl.

“Don’t you like chicken?”

“I don’t eat chicken butts!

I like chicken legs.”

While looking at her phone and reading a novel, Hua Buqi said, “You scared off my bodyguard, so you owe me a bodyguard for tomorrow’s autograph session.”

“How should I compensate?

That good-for-nothing old man, you consider him a bodyguard?”

“I don’t care, you owe me a bodyguard, or else at tomorrow’s signing event I’ll be a sitting duck.

After all, I’m also a modern young celebrity.

It would be too embarrassing without a bodyguard behind me.”

The young lady was actually playing the rascal now.

Obliterating the incident from the morning, she clearly meant for Lin Zifeng to become her bodyguard.

To know what it’s like to be a celebrity bodyguard is such a painful task!

Not only do you have to ensure her personal safety, but you also have to deal with all sorts of troubles for her.

Having me become a security guard is humiliating enough, and now she’s hatching up schemes involving me.

In the past, I was so reputed that even in Southeast Asia, and even African chieftains, individuals who held power over life and death, had to bow and scrape before me, acting according to my mood.

Now everything has changed.

“So what do you want?

Are you suggesting that I should become your personal bodyguard?”

“Oh!

I hadn’t actually thought of that, but I think it’s a great idea.

It’s settled then; tomorrow, you’ll be responsible for picking me up from the airport and ensuring my safety.”

After saying that, the young girl hummed a tune and scampered off to her room.

“I say…”

Just as Lin Zifeng wanted to refuse, Hua Buqi had already run off without a trace.

Now Lin Zifeng finally understood; it seemed that she was pure and innocent, but she was actually the real deal—an expert at playing dumb to catch the wise!

“If you don’t like this book, the author has another new book being serialized, ‘Super Expert of the Female Chairman.’ You can search for the author’s name ‘Hua Buqi’ in the book city, or search ‘Super Expert of the Female Chairman.’”