Urban All-Round Master

28: Chapter 28 What Are You Doing 28: Chapter 28 What Are You Doing “Cousin, you’re not kidding me, right?

A guy his age can be a bodyguard?

Even a random person would be better than him!”

Hua Buqi opened her mouth, her face full of scorn, as if this was the funniest joke she had heard all day.

“Uncle?

Come on, Huahua, what about me looks like an uncle?

I’m very young, haha,” said Zifeng.

“Jerk!

You shameless jerk, based on what you did today, you are unmistakably a sleazy uncle!

Anyone older than me is an uncle, let me tell you, jerk!

And stop calling me my nickname, Huahua, or I’ll challenge you to a duel!”

Clearly, Lin Zifeng had managed to infuriate Hua Buqi, who was so angry that her chest, small as volleyballs, began to shake violently, her teeth clenched, wishing she could pounce and bite Lin Zifeng fiercely.

“Huahua, have you known each other for a long time?” At this moment, Nangong Bing was also confused by these two buffoons.

“Know him?

How could I, with his ugliness and my beauty and cuteness, possibly know him?” Hua Buqi started to panic.

“You two really don’t know each other?”

Nangong Bing grew more puzzled, a woman of her high social status and strength could not miss the hints.

“Hehe, how could a ‘uncle’ like me possibly know such a pretty woman,” Lin Zifeng said with a bitter smile.

Yet, to Hua Buqi, these words felt so comfortable.

Having been surrounded by flowers and applause since childhood, she was accustomed to her own consciousness, and if anyone dared to go against her wishes, it was quite a terrifying disaster.

Humph!

At least you speak human, this makes me feel a bit better.

Hua Buqi held her head high, with immense pride in her heart, for she was the well-known starlet of Southeast Asia and Asia, with a fame that had spread to countless households.

However, Lin Zifeng’s next line nearly drove her crazy.

“Pretty is pretty, but you don’t have her maturity,” Lin Zifeng praised Nangong Bing as he deliberately gestured with his hands to mimic certain curves.

The next moment, Hua Buqi barely restrained herself from raising her little pink fist and smashing it onto Lin Zifeng’s detestable face.

And Nangong Bing’s face turned white then red in alternation.

What do you mean I’m not as mature as you?

Have you seen my body?

Do you know my body proportions?

Heh!

You really know how to make an analogy, it seems all my guesses were right.

You are that kind of utter beast!

I thought you might say something nice, but I didn’t expect you to spout such disgusting words.

What would others think if they heard?

Does it mean you’ve seen all of my body?

Otherwise, how would you know I’m mature?

Nangong Bing was breathing heavily, her eyes filled with killing intent, nearly exploding on the spot.

And at this moment, Hua Buqi’s complexion was not much better than Nangong Bing’s, inwardly cursing Lin Zifeng as a big villain.

How dare you say I’m less mature than my cousin?

Have you seen my cousin’s body and compared it with mine?

How can you talk nonsense without seeing my body?

So what if my chest isn’t as big as my cousin’s?

Do you have to say it like that?

Hua Buqi lowered her head, first glanced at her own modest chest, then stared at Nangong Bing’s, compared them both, and felt utterly downcast thinking about how much bigger her cousin’s bust was.

“Did I say something wrong?”

Seeing the extremely angry glares from both women, Lin Zifeng helplessly shrugged his shoulders and then walked decisively to the sofa, “Sigh!

Looks like I’m going to spend the night on the sofa again.”

“Cousin,”

Hua Buqi, on the other hand, couldn’t stand it anymore and started to act coquettishly in front of Nangong Bing.

Seeing this, Nangong Bing said,

“Can’t you go out and find a place to live?”

“No money!”

“I’ll give you some.”

“How much?”

Lin Zifeng’s eyes lit up.

“Not a hair!”

Hua Buqi hurried to answer first.

“Well then, I’m moving in.

Mmm!

This is so comfy!

Your couch is even softer than a bed, it’s really nice.”

“Cousin, look at him.”

At this point, Nangong Bing was out of options.

After all, the man was the cheap ‘husband’ her father had brought in.

If she pushed him too hard, who knows what kind of shocking things he might do.

“Lin Zifeng, let me tell you, it’s fine for you to stay at my house, but you need to behave.

Also, my place isn’t some cheap motel, you need to pay rent every month!”

“What!

Pay rent?”

Lin Zifeng nearly rolled off the sofa, incredulously asking, “Does a ‘bodyguard’ have to pay rent too?”

When he mentioned the word bodyguard, Lin Zifeng deliberately emphasized it in front of Hua Buqi, as if implying something.

You’re ruthless!

Nangong Bing didn’t say another word and just pulled Hua Buqi by her small hand, heading straight to her room.

Lin Zifeng was left with his resolute face showing a bitter smile.

“Cousin!

How can you let this jerk live in your house?

Aren’t you afraid he’s a bad element?”

Inside the room, Hua Buqi pleaded with Nangong Bing in a coquettish manner.

Her intention was clear: she wanted Nangong Bing to kick him out at any cost.

But Nangong Bing could only smile wryly to herself.

How could she not want that?

“Alright, alright, let’s get some sleep, or else your signing event tomorrow will go down the drain.”

Nangong Bing had no choice but to comfort her.

However, the more Nangong Bing tried to soothe her, the more uncomfortable the young girl felt.

Looking at Nangong Bing’s ample and majestic chest swinging slickly before her, the young girl stared with wide eyes, as if she were a little wolf.

Then looking at her own flat chest, the young girl’s face was marked with an odd look of concern.

She felt deeply worried for herself.

The next morning.

The two women came out of their rooms, yawning and with their hair in disarray.

After a quick wash-up.

“Hmm?

What smells so good?”

Hua Buqi, with her exceptionally keen sense of smell, was now seriously hungry after a night of horseplay.

The moment she caught a whiff of the aroma, she pounced toward the living room like a hungry wolf.

“Instant noodles!”

Hua Buqi’s delicate brow furrowed.

This guy is eating instant noodles first thing in the morning?

How tasteless.

It’s not like her cousin’s house lacks a cook; any dish would be better than instant noodles.

Hua Buqi gave a disdainful glance at the instant noodles on the table, then turned around, ready to leave.

“Gurgle!”

But at that moment, her little stomach betrayed her with a loud growl.

The side ingredients in the instant noodles were too enticing and instantly tempted Buqi’s taste buds.

“I definitely don’t want to eat that!

It’s dirty and stinky!”

Hua Buqi complained indignantly.

But pressed by the intoxicating scent of the noodles, she could clearly feel her mouth watering.

“Hmm!

Right, this jerk took advantage of me, didn’t he?

Shouldn’t I get something back?

He’s not around now, so maybe I can eat it all and then watch him be utterly devastated?”

Hua Buqi’s eyes swirled with mischief.

Driven by pride and dignity, yet overwhelmed by her cravings, she finally had to come up with an excuse for herself.