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Chapter 294: Chapter 294: That Was Flirting with You

Machete Girl: You can play it like that? I really didn’t expect it. I always thought Miss Janet was already the church’s highest level. But now, I realize I was really naive.

Doujin Artist: Thinking Janet is the highest level is indeed naive. Haven’t you heard of witch trials and the Crusades? Those guys were never good people.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Speaking of which, they’ve already changed religion into a tool and weapon for the rulers, all to make their invasions seem more legal. But the high-ups inside scoff at the teachings they created themselves.

Curly-haired Guy: Man, that’s really disgusting.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I’ve always known those people are disgusting. The church in the magic world is full of people like that. But this marriage thing is still beyond my understanding, I totally didn’t expect it.

Wig Guy: Are they wearing those face-covering helmets because they’re afraid of showing their Asian features?

Big Soul Society’s Villain: I feel like they’re not just afraid of showing Asian features, but also monster features.

While everyone in the group was discussing the Punishment Knights, Eric had already dropped the mummy elder who had lost their soul essence and turned his gaze to Feng Manxiang and others.

”Eliminate these blasphemers, leave none alive.”

Whoosh.

The vampires, having received the order, fluttered their wings and attacked the remaining monsters again. This time, the focus of the attack was clearly on the monster group from China.

”We’re done for, we’re totally done for!” Seeing this, Ren Tingting looked panicked and said with a frightened expression: ”Master, what do we do now? I’ve only been here for half a year, I haven’t even met the young marshal of the Republic, I don’t want to die!”

”Don’t worry, the young marshal of the Republic wouldn’t even look at you twice.” Lin Jiu glanced at her and drew the long sword hanging at his waist with his right hand.

Buzz.

A soft sound rose, and the long sword suddenly bloomed with a golden stream of light, like a golden silk, shooting out.

Pfft.

The vampires who were hit didn’t even have time to scream, their whole bodies turned to ashes.

Doujin Artist: Beautiful! That move is awesome!

Machete Girl: Uncle Nine must have added the inner power of the Nine Yang Skills to the long sword, right? That’s why he can turn those vampires to ash?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That should be the case, a very good idea.

Curly-haired Guy: Wait, wait for me! Now is not the time to discuss sword moves, don’t you guys think something is strange?

Doujin Artist: Strange what? Eriri’s analysis makes a lot of sense.

Curly-haired Guy: I’m talking about Uncle Nine’s outfit, the outfit! Are those rabbit ears for real? Don’t you people feel anything is off?

In the screen, Lin Jiu’s figure kept changing, killing these vampires was really like cutting melons and vegetables.

It was just that SakataGintoki’s attention was completely focused on his outfit, it was really strange. He was wearing a pair of furry rabbit ears on his head, a gray-green long shirt, and a faint short rabbit tail could be seen behind his butt.

Machete Girl: Pfft, I didn’t notice that detail until you said it!

Doujin Artist: Man, me too! Those rabbit ears, they look real! This cosplay is too detailed, right?

This is an Actor: Let me tell you a little secret, this isn’t cosplay. It’s Feng Manxiang using some of her monster energy to pour into Lin Jiu’s body, which is like giving him snow rabbit clan genes in a short time.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So, Uncle Nine can really be considered half a monster now?

Machete Girl: How amazing!

This is an Actor: Let me tell you another fun fact. The snow rabbit clan only exchanges monster energy like this when they are finding a partner. It represents their vows of love, I have you in me, and you have me in you.

Lin Fengjiao: ?

Lin Jiu, who was still killing everywhere, froze, his face as if he was constipated.

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha!

Big Soul Society’s Villain: So, that rabbit monster is treating Lin Jiu as a partner?

Machete Girl: So that’s how it is, no wonder I always felt that her way of looking at Uncle Nine was a little strange.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh my god, I’ve learned something new, I’ve learned something new! Uncle Nine, are you okay now?

Curly-haired Guy: How could he not be okay? Hearing this news, he’s焕发青春! Hahahaha!

Pfft.

Lin Jiu once again forced back the attacking vampires with a sword, and sent a message: Everyone, stop joking, I am honest and upright with Miss Feng.

Doujin Artist: Can’t say that! You think you’re honest and upright, but she might not think so.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right, maybe she thinks you’ve already accepted her feelings.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it! Why would a girl like you middle-aged, greasy men? What’s wrong with this world?

Machete Girl: Gintoki, you just say whatever comes to your mouth, how is Uncle Nine greasy? You’re much more greasy than Uncle Nine! Your whole body smells like an old man’s money stink!

Wig Guy: Not money stink! That’s poop smell on Gintoki, don’t mix them up!

Curly-haired Guy: Go to hell, you’re the one who smells like poop!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Actually, I think it wouldn’t be bad for Uncle Nine to agree. This rabbit monster is quite cute, right?

Lin Fengjiao: Not right, this matter is really not right.

Doujin Artist: What’s not right? You don’t think it’s because humans and monsters can’t be together, or some old trash idea like that, do you? No way, right?

Lin Jiu was speechless. Speaking of which, he really thought so in his heart. This kind of traditional thought was already rooted in his mind since he was a child, affecting his thinking.

Whoosh.

Just then, a wisp of black mist suddenly flashed over, changing into Eric’s appearance, and reaching out sharp claws towards him.

Clang.

Lin Jiu’s reaction was also extremely quick, raising his sword to block. But he didn’t expect the other party’s strength to be beyond his imagination, and his whole body was directly knocked away by this force and heavily smashed onto the stone steps on the side.

”Master!”

”Daoist Lin!”

Ren Tingting and Feng Manxiang were shocked and quickly ran to Lin Jiu’s side to help him up.

”So you’re not a monster, but a yellow-skinned monkey exorcist?” In Eric’s eyes, the monster features on Lin Jiu’s body had gradually disappeared, changing into his original appearance. ”So it was you who killed my dear child?”

”Are you talking about that white-skinned pig with wings, just like you?” Lin Jiu retorted.

”Looking for death!” Eric was furious and gathered a ball of blood-colored energy in the center of his palm, shooting it towards Lin Jiu.

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