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Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Okay, okay! I think this suggestion is totally possible!

Machete Girl: If Mr. Deadpool really streams this, I’ll definitely watch!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no, that’s impossible! Everyone knows that my Wade uncle is a law-abiding, gentle, kind, handsome, and lovable good young man. I would definitely not do something illegal and unruly like that!

Doujin Artist: ?

Curly-haired Guy: Are you trying to make us laugh? Too bad this kind of lame joke won’t make us laugh at all, you jerk!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: A law-abiding person would pour concrete on someone and dump them in the sea?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, that was punishment! I said before, he was a super-villain from the New York mafia! And shouldn’t I, as a superhero with billions of fans, punish evil forces?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Since he’s a super-villain, how many people has he killed? Five hundred or five thousand?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Okay, okay. Maybe he’s not a super-villain, but he’s at least killed more than fifty ordinary people. Think about it, fifty ordinary people represent fifty families! Doesn’t he deserve to die?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I didn’t say he doesn’t deserve to die. I mean, your way of punishing evil is useless. The birth of a super-villain isn’t a personal problem, but a social problem.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Exactly. Why does your government allow such villains to exist? Have you thought about that? And have you investigated whether this villain is serving his own interests, or whether there are other rulers above him?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Sweethearts, sweethearts! I’m just a regular freelancer. Isn’t this topic a little too heavy for me?

Doujin Artist: But you just said you were a superhero. If you’re a hero, you should solve problems at the root, right? If the root problem isn’t solved, isn’t being a hero just a superficial act?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! I admit you’re right. Not solving the root is indeed a superficial act. That damn root comes from the inaction and weakness of the rulers! Those sissy cops don’t even dare to set foot in Hell’s Kitchen at night!

This is an Actor: You’re only half right.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Half? Smart and witty Uncle Wade only got it half right? How could that be!

This is an Actor: There is definitely inaction and weakness, but the essence of why gangs and villains are so rampant is the result of the deliberate indulgence of rulers and capitalists.

Lin Fengjiao: Deliberate indulgence?

Lin Jiu didn’t quite understand why the rulers would indulge such people who harm the people? Letting the people live in misery also affects their rule, right?

This is an Actor: Don’t understand? We can think about it another way. If America really wanted to wipe out the gangs, how long would it take to mobilize the regular army? Have they ever done that?

Machete Girl: They won’t mobilize the army against gang forces that only threaten the lives and property of ordinary people. But if the lives and property of the rich and capitalists are threatened, they will do everything they can to cut off the source.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So, in this kind of environment, relying on a few heroes to fight against evil forces is fundamentally unable to solve the problem. Individual heroism will never benefit the masses.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, what should we do?

Doujin Artist: Like I said before, lead the people to occupy the presidential palace. Awaken the whole people, make them understand what they should fight for, that is the real way to solve the problem. People must understand that they themselves are the real heroes.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Uncle Wade... is a law-abiding American citizen.

Curly-haired Guy: I see, so our arrogant and invincible Mr. Deadpool is also afraid of something. But it’s understandable, after all, you’ve accepted capitalist ideas and been tamed for so many years.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! You’re saying Uncle Wade is afraid? Would I be afraid? I’m not even afraid of the curly hair on your butt, would I be afraid of those politicians with shit for brains?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Doujin Artist: I can understand you wanting to say something tough, but what does that have to do with A’Gin’s curly hair?

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, I don’t have curly hair on my butt! Just because my hair is naturally curly, you say I have curly hair all over my body! You have to look at the problem in a dialectical way, you jerk!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Heh, you can even forcibly use materialist dialectics?

Wig Guy: No investigation, no right to speak. Gintoki, take off your pants and let me see, then I can prove that you don’t have curly hair on your butt.

Curly-haired Guy: Take off your sister! Go to hell, you cross-dressing freak who works at a male hostess club!

Doujin Artist: I also don’t really understand. Wig, what are you thinking, going to work there?

Wig Guy: Well, mainly the pay is good.

Curly-haired Guy: Fall from grace, you have completely fallen from grace! You actually gave up your dignity as a man for money, you jerk! Just a mere tens of thousands of yen per month, and you fell into the trap!

Wig Guy: Not tens of thousands, but two million yen per month. And if you get requested, there’s also a bonus.

Curly-haired Guy: That’s impossible, I don’t believe it! Unless you tell me which store it is, and I’ll go investigate myself!

This is an Actor: Are you going to investigate or go to work there?

Machete Girl: With Gin-san’s morals, working there is basically a foregone conclusion. Completely and utterly falling into the trap.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Tsk tsk tsk, so this is the so-called patriot. I’d rather believe our president would dance a hot dance on live stream than believe you guys.

This is an Actor: In our history, your president has indeed danced. Not only danced a hot dance, but also boxed in the ring.

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, is Anzen-san talking about Trump? Nobody understands Trump better than me!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Let’s not talk about that. I don’t think Mr. Deadpool should criticize others with these words either. The essence of you so-called heroes isn’t much better, is it? If you were asked to attack the presidential palace, you wouldn’t dare, would you?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: He already said he’s not afraid of the politicians.

Big Soul Society’s Villain: He’s indeed not afraid of the politicians, he’s just afraid of the Avengers.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it! I can’t stand it, Uncle Wade can’t stand this kind of ridicule! You guys wash your butts clean and wait, I’ll definitely blow your minds!

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