As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 290: Chapter 290: A Very Good-Looking Zombie

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Doujin Artist: Does ”no crossing worlds” mean... Anzen is already with Uncle Nine now?

Lin Fengjiao: Why didn’t the group leader tell me to meet him?

This is an Actor: No need.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, Anzen really went? What kind of monster is he playing?

Machete Girl: You guys are really keeping things secret, I haven’t heard a word about it in the group.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Don’t use ”you guys” to refer to everyone, because even I don’t know about it. From the looks of it, I must have fallen out of favor?

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, fallen out of favor, that’s a good one.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don’t think Mr. Anzen is the type to fall for someone else easily.

Soul Society Bad Guy: Konan is just joking, don’t take it seriously.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I’m not joking, I don’t even know what kind of monster my boyfriend is playing! I’m very unhappy! And I should have been the one doing the makeup!

This is an Actor: I don’t need makeup for the role I’m playing now.

Doujin Artist: Did the cosplay template activate?

This is an Actor: It’s not a cosplay card, it’s still a character card. But this character doesn’t need much dressing up, just a set of clothes is enough.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What character?

Wig Guy: I’m curious!

This is an Actor: It’s a character you probably don’t know, I’m right above and to the left of Lin Jiu.

The screen shook, and the camera moved.

Lin Jiu’s upper-left corner showed a young man standing in the middle of the empty space, wearing a white robe and looking quite elegant. He had a slight smile on his face, and his blood-red eyes were like two red gems.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, did Anzen get a haircut?

Machete Girl: But he’s still so handsome! Especially that white robe, it’s full of Chinese style!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So, Anzen is playing a Chinese monster now? Like from Journey to the West?

Curly-haired Guy: I don’t think so! The monsters in Journey to the West should all be hairy! Like Sun Wukong, you can tell at a glance that he’s a monkey! I won’t accept a monkey without hair!

Doujin Artist: Are you saying Anzen should stick hair on himself? Is that what you mean?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Sticking hair on Mister An, it’s a little hard to imagine. What would that look like?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Suddenly it feels kind of cute! I feel like even if Anzen was covered in hair, he would still be a handsome monkey.

Doujin Artist: You’re getting a little obsessed, Ruiko. Idol worship is not good! Don’t fall into the mindset of a fangirl!

This is an Actor: Eriri is right, idol worship is not good. I don’t want to see any ”protect the best brother” kind of nonsense in this group in the future.

Seeing Anzen’s message, Katsura Kotonoha immediately deleted her original message ”Yes, I also think Anzen would be a handsome monkey” and re-edited it to: ”Yes, idol worship is too scary.”

This is an Actor: Of course, the most important thing is that I’m not playing Sun Wukong. So I don’t need to stick hair on myself.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, that’s a shame.

Doujin Artist: What shame, Ruiko, what are you thinking!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Ruiko, you have such tastes, I didn’t know.

Curly-haired Guy: Your preferences are a bit dangerous, Ruiko! I’m telling you, too much hair on a man will only bring you bad luck. Like Sun Wukong. Look at how full of hardship his life is?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s not about preferences, I’m just curious. Also, what does Sun Wukong’s hardship have to do with having a lot of hair? It was the Buddha’s scheme that made his life hard, don’t distort history.

Soul Society Bad Guy: So, what kind of monster is Anzen playing?

This is an Actor: A zombie.

Doujin Artist: ?

Machete Girl: A z-zombie? Is it the zombie I know? But that’s not right, zombies are supposed to be ugly and completely inhuman, right?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I agree, there can’t be zombies that look this good.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: He’s handsome! My dear doesn’t like people calling him good-looking, he thinks it’s too girly.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Okay, he’s handsome. ℯ

Li Mochou compromised, but in her heart, she still thought he was good-looking.

To her, handsome had a sense of heroic spirit, like Anzen’s portrayal of Aizen. But now, this white-robed look clearly had a sense of beauty. It only had beauty and not heroism, so it couldn’t be considered handsome.

But this was just her personal opinion, and there was no need to argue with Konan about it.

Doujin Artist: The main point is still the zombie part, are there really zombies that look like Anzen now?

Lin Fengjiao: I’ve never seen one.

Lin Jiu also felt shocked, this is a zombie?

At this time, his young disciple Ren Tingting, who was sitting beside him, looked a little worried and leaned close to Lin Jiu to whisper, ”Master, when are we running away?”

”Run away? Why run?” Lin Jiu raised his eyebrows and asked.

”You’re not really planning to use the monster race to participate in this battle, are you?” Ren Tingting widened her eyes, looking surprised. ”Don’t even think about it, it’s impossible to win! Relying on those silly cute pets, how can you win?”

”Are you looking down on me?”

”No, but do you have any sense of self-awareness? Even if you know martial arts, that vampire count has lived for four hundred years! Everyone knows, martial artists can’t beat those who cultivate immortality! You’re just going to be cannon fodder!”

Lin Jiu was silent for a moment, then said calmly, ”Then you go first, I’ll stay here and observe.”

”Observe what!” Ren Tingting was almost going crazy, frowning deeply. ”The African brothers over there have already entered the arena, if we don’t leave now, we might not be able to leave at all! Here, give me a demon-sealing talisman, I’ll knock out Sister Feng and turn her back into her original form first. After we leave completely, she shouldn’t blame us.”

”What you said makes sense, but I think it’s too late.”

As Lin Jiu finished speaking, the coffin lid in the center of the arena slowly opened. Eric, wearing a black tailcoat and looking handsome, floated out of the coffin.

At the same time, beams of blood-red light rose from all corners of the arena, eventually connecting into a circular curtain that enveloped the entire arena.

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