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Chapter 292: Chapter 292: Bait and Switch

These bats were definitely not just normal bats. They were Eric’s people, vampires who had turned into bats!

Thousands upon thousands of vampires swarmed like a wave, attacking the other groups of monsters.

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

A strange soundwave rang out. The monsters from the other groups in the arena seemed like they had been given a drug, becoming weak. The weakest even passed out.

It was clear.

These monsters from the other groups didn’t expect this at all, so they weren’t prepared. They couldn’t defend against this sudden attack from the vampire group.

After the soundwaves weakened and hypnotized them, the vampires opened their sharp teeth and started killing. Blood sprayed everywhere, and terrible screams echoed.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh my gosh, so bloody!

Doujin Artist: Yeah, so bloody! These vampires really have no humanity!

Curly-haired Guy: They’re vampires, how could they have humanity! Isn’t there something wrong with what you’re saying!

Machete Girl: But not all vampires have no humanity! Hasn’t Silver seen those vampire romance shows? They’re super sweet!

Curly-haired Guy: Those vampire romance shows are the author using vampires as a gimmick to push their own views on love! The important thing isn’t the vampires, it’s the author’s own views on love!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Doujin Artist: ?

Curly-haired Guy: Why are you guys sending question marks, am I wrong?

Doujin Artist: No, I kind of agree with what you’re saying. But because I agree, I think it’s really weird! Really weird!

Curly-haired Guy: Haha? Saying ”weird” twice, are you from the Weird Planet?

Doujin Artist: How can Silver, who doesn’t know much, say this kind of insightful summary? Isn’t that weird?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It’s really weird, really weird to the point of being unbelievable.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Is it possible that Silver’s brain has been taken over by an alien?

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, can you guys stop it!

Wig Guy: I think that’s definitely possible! The real Gintoki would never be like this, it’s not his style! Could he have been taken over the last time we destroyed the Harusame?

Curly-haired Guy: You’re trying to start a fight, aren’t you? Silver is really being looked down upon by you guys?

This is an Actor: It’s not looking down on you, it’s that you usually don’t show that kind of intelligence.

Wig Guy: So he must have been taken over! No wonder we didn’t find any useful clues on the Harusame pirate ship. The real clues are inside Silver’s brain?

Doujin Artist: Pfft, hahaha!

Shark-Faced Guy: Maybe that’s really possible. Katsura, you should take Silver to get his head checked.

Wig Guy: Yeah, it’s best to do brain surgery.

Curly-haired Guy: Die! You two jerks, go die!

Soul Society’s Villain: The monsters seem to have been mostly killed by the vampires. Isn’t Anzen going to do anything?

This is an Actor: Why would I do anything? Even if the vampires didn’t kill them, I wasn’t planning on letting them live. These things are trouble.

Machete Girl: What do you mean?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Anzen means that those monsters aren’t good people, right?

This is an Actor: Besides the Chinese group, the rest have all harmed at least two innocent people. Like that kappa who was drained of blood by the vampires. He drowned nine five-year-old children in the Kyoto field.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I see, they’re really evil.

This is an Actor: It’s not just evil, the point is that they don’t feel any regret. They came to the Monster War to become stronger so they can go back and kill even better.

Doujin Artist: So the vampires did a good thing?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I don’t think you can say they did a good thing. If their real purpose was to help innocent people, then it would be a good thing. If it’s for their own benefit, then it’s just a simple killing.

Soul Society’s Villain: These vampires don’t look like they’re doing it for innocent people.

Machete Girl: So they’re killing these monsters just for their own benefit, right?

This is an Actor: Except for the monster warriors from China, everyone else who came to this Monster War are top-level monsters. What will happen if we catch them all here?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I get it, these vampires want to rule the monster world!

Soul Society’s Villain: Maybe it’s not just the monster world. Can the humans in Lin Jiu’s world stop such a big vampire army?

Doujin Artist: Whoa! So these vampires want to take over the world!

”Damn it, damn it!”

In the screen, Hurad waved his staff, and patches of green light appeared. Any vampire hit by the green light would become stiff, and then turn to dust. ”Eric, what do you want to do?!”

He was one of the few monsters who could still resist. As a pharaoh-level mummy, his strength couldn’t be underestimated.

”Of course, it’s war.” Eric smiled, and said elegantly and calmly, ”A real war.”

”You jerk, do you really think you’ve won?” Hurad’s voice sounded angry, and the bandages wrapped around his body started to fly everywhere.

”Oh, my dear friend.” Eric opened his arms, and said in a surprised voice, ”Isn’t it already a fact? How long do you think you can last?”

”I’ll kill you first!” Hurad felt like he was being made fun of, and a big ball of green light suddenly appeared in his staff. It covered him, forming a big sphere.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, is he charging up a big move? It looks pretty cool!

Machete Girl: I think so, this vampire count looks like he deserves to be punched.

Doujin Artist: He really deserves to be punched, friend, I want to go hit him. But I’m curious, are these vampires the strongest power in Uncle Nine’s world?

This is an Actor: The church is stronger. It’s easy for them to wipe out this vampire group.

Machete Girl: What? If that’s the case, why is their saintess... Wait! Is this prize bait that the church threw out?

Buzz.

Just as Katsura Kotonoha sent this message, a beam of golden holy light suddenly fell from the sky.

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