As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 281: Chapter 281: Do you dare to show it live?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Anzen, I made beef balls today. Should I bring some to you?

This is an Actor: No need, I already ate.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: How could you be full from that kind of fast food! I’ll bring you some, and also your favorite corn chips.

This is an Actor: I’m already lying down, I don’t want to eat.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: It’s okay, I’ll feed you.

Doujin Artist: I’m full too! I’m full of dog food!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Please don’t show off your love in the group, it’s very uncomfortable!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I’m not showing off. I’m just concerned about my boyfriend’s diet, isn’t that normal?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Tell the truth, are you really just concerned about his diet? Are you really just going to feed him?

Doujin Artist: Right! Are you feeding him food or something else, make it clear.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: You guys need to make it clear to me too! Why did you suddenly change the topic like this? I’m very sad! Don’t you believe what I’m saying?

Curly-haired Guy: Pfft, do you even need to ask that question? Do you need to ask?

Machete Girl: There’s really no need to ask, everyone obviously doesn’t believe it. The topic was changed because they felt this topic couldn’t continue, they were afraid of laughing out loud, you understand?

Doujin Artist: Don’t you know your own worth?

This is an Actor: If he knew his worth, he wouldn’t be Deadpool. Not knowing his worth is his style.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: If Anzen doesn’t want to eat, I have two pears here, should I bring them to you?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh my, Konan, I’m suddenly a little uncomfortable with you being such a good wife and mother. Isn’t it better to go back to your real self? Are you possessed?

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: She’s not possessed, her real intention isn’t to deliver pears or food, but to deliver the bottle of wine that Nemu Kurotsuchi gave you, right?

Doujin Artist: Wine?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Is Nemu Kurotsuchi the vice-captain of the Twelfth Division?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: What are you talking about, Flower? What wine?

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Heh. You were flirting with Nemu Kurotsuchi at the Women’s Soul Reaper Association last time, did you think I didn’t see it? Or do you think it’s safe to hide the wine in the small compartment of the cabinet?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, what kind of wine is it?

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: That, you have to ask Konan herself. What kind of wine is it that she’s so eager to send out?

Doujin Artist: Cough, I think I know what kind of wine it is.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Konan is starting to use any means necessary now, very good!

Machete Girl: Where’s Konan, why isn’t she talking?

Curly-haired Guy: Oh my, could it be... that she’s shy? No way, no way! Our Konan, could she really be shy?

This is an Actor: Gin, do you know what it means to know when to stop?

Curly-haired Guy: Sorry, I’m bothering you!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Buddy, are you backing down?

Curly-haired Guy: Backing down my foot, I’m just resolutely following instructions!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Very good, buddy! I’ve discovered that you really have the qualifications to be a politician, you’re just like those crappy politicians, you can just spout nonsense whenever you open your mouth!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, hahaha! This summary is very insightful!

Doujin Artist: Gin has really met a strong opponent this time, he’s starting to lose at talking nonsense too.

Curly-haired Guy: Losing? Would I lose? Who do you think I am? Would I lose to a guy whose brain has been emptied? That’s impossible, I just wanted to disrupt the harmonious atmosphere in the group!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I’m sorry, my brain is still here. Yes, that’s right! It’s still spinning wildly! Do you want me to open it up?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, disgusting!

Machete Girl: This group prohibits gory photos!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: If you send that kind of stuff, our Kotonoha will transform.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I don’t understand, would she transform into the kind that wears bright red panties on the outside?

Machete Girl: ...

Lin Fengjiao: What kind of transformation is that?

Lin Jiu really couldn’t imagine it, he couldn’t picture it at all.

Just as this message was sent, Feng Manxiang had led him and Ren Tingting, going every which way, to the base of the Chinese monsters.

It was called a base, but it was actually just a cluster of low, small shacks pieced together. It looked like a slum, with scattered cats and dogs wandering around, their eyes occasionally showing respect and worship towards Feng Manxiang.

”You have a very high position here,” Lin Jiu said, raising an eyebrow.

”Yes, after my father passed away, I inherited the position of Great Elder of the Monster Alliance,” Feng Manxiang gently nodded, smiling slightly. ”These young warriors are very respectful to me.”

”War, warriors?” Before Lin Jiu could speak, Ren Tingting suddenly asked, ”Are you saying that these are all monster warriors? Not pets?” Her eyes swept over the group of cats and dogs around her, and she was shocked.

”Tingting.” The gentle expression on Feng Manxiang’s face disappeared, and her expression became serious. ”Even if you and I are good friends, you can’t insult our monster warriors! They are willing to come here, which means they are prepared to give their lives.”

”Okay,” Ren Tingting nodded, admitting her mistake, and asked with a serious face, ”I suddenly remembered that I was still cooking noodles at home, can I go back and eat the noodles first?”

I’m dead!

She already felt that she was definitely going to die coming to this kind of place! Her good years of being in another world, she hadn’t had time to enjoy them, and she was going to easily kick the bucket!

Lin Jiu ignored this drama queen, and after taking a look at this so-called base, he turned his attention back to the group chat.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, guys! Why don’t you believe me? I’m serious, those wimpy Avengers are no match for me! Even if that underwear-wearing guy crosses the world to come here, I’m not afraid!

Machete Girl: Stop bragging, okay?

Doujin Artist: You’re giving me a headache from all your bragging! Never mind Superman, the Hulk could turn you into paste with one punch!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That green booger? Are you talking about that green booger? Don’t be funny, he’s no match for me at all! And that jerk Tony even knelt in front of me and called me Daddy!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, you’re really good at making things up. Do you have any proof?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Proof? Isn’t what I’m saying proof? I never lie, if you really don’t believe me! I’ll go kick their butts and show you right now!

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, do you dare to show it live?

---

Read 30 advanced Chapters on my patreon

patreon.com/GustinaKamiya

---