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Chapter 252: Chapter 252: I, Sakata Gintoki, am also a materialist!

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, Gin-san, I’m back to being broke again. I’m so sad, everyone.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Curly-haired Guy: 370,000, a whole 370,000 yen! All gone! Damn it, my heart is bleeding!

Lin Fengjiao: You actually owed that Onishi guy that much money?

Curly-haired Guy: Not just him, there’s also Nagase, Megumi-san, Yamaki, Utada’s family...

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, how many people did you borrow money from without paying back?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: And these people are probably all your dead comrades, right? You’re a real scumbag.

Wig Guy: Gintoki, I misjudged you! I didn’t expect you to be such a deadbeat!

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, I’ve already paid it all back now, haven’t I! Isn’t becoming dirt poor punishment enough for me?

This is an Actor: I need to make something clear. Being broke doesn’t mean you have no money, it means you have no means of production. By that standard, you’ve always been broke.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, that makes me feel even worse!

Doujin Artist: What’s with the feeling bad! You’re broke and you still like to have all kinds of fantasies, do you have the right to fantasize? Be down to earth, my friend.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Losing money is one thing, but if your arm really turns into straw, that’s going to be awful.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: And you’ll have nightmares too.

Curly-haired Guy: Tsk, I’m a firm materialist! I don’t believe in that kind of stuff!

Doujin Artist: Oh?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Really?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You’re really acting, if you didn’t believe it, would you have paid them back?

Curly-haired Guy: I paid them back because I really felt bad about it, not because I was afraid of ghost revenge! There are no ghosts in this world, hahaha!

Doujin Artist: Anyone who believes you is an idiot.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: There’s a Chinese saying, ”A dead duck has a hard mouth,” I think that describes Gin perfectly. Huh, I guess I’ve gained some insight?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Definitely a dead duck with a hard mouth. Good job, Ruiko.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hehe, just a sudden thought.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn, that’s a personal attack. I’m so handsome and refined, how am I like a duck at all?

Doujin Artist: Occupationally?

Curly-haired Guy: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, Eriri-chan, that’s the best thing you’ve said! Occupationally, hahaha!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Can ”duck” be an occupation?

This is an Actor: In a way, it can be. But I think it’s best not to look into that too deeply.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Honey, are you going to sleep? Do you want me to come keep you company?

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Trying to run away again?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: No, I’ll be back in the morning. It won’t affect training.

Doujin Artist: Konan-nee, you’re acting way too eager!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Hmph, it’s because some people are thinking about him! You know who I’m talking about, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: W-what? Who are these ”some people”?

Doujin Artist: Sorry, I have no idea!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Konan, are you implying something? These kinds of guesses are not good, they need to be criticized.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Tch, you all know what I’m talking about! But I’ll say it again, don’t even think about it! Anzen-san’s first time is mine!

Lin Fengjiao: First time?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What does that mean?

Curly-haired Guy: Ahem, it’s like when a baby bird hatches from its egg.

Lin Fengjiao: I understand, thanks for explaining.

Doujin Artist: Konan-nee, you’re worrying too much, I don’t have those kinds of thoughts. What age is this? Who cares about that anymore.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right, I just think Anzen-san is still too young... it’s not right.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Not of legal age.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Mochou-chan, you live in a feudal society, what do you know about legal age?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: We’re promoting that policy here now, feudal societies also need social reform. After reform, it won’t be feudal anymore, it’ll be rule of law.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, directly skipping eras?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Of course not. I’m always remembering what An-gongzi said, skipping eras will definitely lead to failure. No matter how advanced the idea, it has to follow the times. So, we’re also progressing step by step here.

Doujin Artist: Being able to promote change is already amazing, I’m still stuck in the beginnings of my group. And like I said before, a lot of people aren’t interested in that whole ”everyone is equal” thing.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: They probably haven’t experienced a society where everyone is equal, so they think it’s fake and empty.

This is an Actor: I’m not asleep, I’m watching the show. [Image]

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Isn’t that the sixth Espada and the Visored... what’s his name? Hirako?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Hirako Shinji. But why is he showing up? Aren’t they still hiding from Aizen?

This is an Actor: He listened to Urahara Kisuke’s advice and decided to come out to foil Aizen’s plan to create the King’s Key.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But Aizen wasn’t planning to make the King’s Key, so Urahara Kisuke was tricked by Aizen’s fake move?

Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: With his intelligence, I don’t think he’d be easily tricked.

This is an Actor: Yeah, Urahara Kisuke is just testing Aizen’s true intentions. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have suggested that Hirako Shinji show up at this time.

According to Urahara Kisuke’s plan, if Aizen really wanted to fully attack the real world, he wouldn’t just send Grimmjow. So he’s waiting, to see what back-up the other side has.

Hirako Shinji is just one of his cards, a card to bait the fish.

Curly-haired Guy: Looking at this photo, Grimmjow doesn’t seem to be doing so well. Several of his Fracción have been killed, and he’s covered in injuries.

Doujin Artist: Yeah, Hirako Shinji looks like he’s completely fine. The difference is too obvious.

This is an Actor: You can’t judge things by appearances, sometimes the opposite is true.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What do you mean, can Grimmjow power up?

Shark-Faced Guy: Anzen-san isn’t talking about powering up. Even though Grimmjow is covered in injuries, he hasn’t released his Zanpakuto yet. While Hirako Shinji looks good as new, the spiritual pressure consumed by Vizardfication is a big problem.

Curly-haired Guy: So, in the end, Grimmjow might still win?

This is an Actor: Maybe.

But to really say who will win, neither of them will. They’re just pawns on the front lines, the real game is being played by the players behind them. Or, you have to add Uchiha Madara as a troublemaker.

Machete Girl: Crap, what do I do if the military is after me?

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