As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 258: Chapter 258: In New York, Just Got Off the Plane

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, even Anzen-san can’t stand Gin’s stupidity, and can’t help but complain! I advise you to wake up, did you hear that?.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin really thinks too much. To get into Anzen-san’s harem, even us girls have to wait in line, what are you, a man, joining in for?

Curly-haired Guy: Of course, it’s because I’m prettier than you! Boss, how about giving me a chance?

This is an Actor: I’ll give you a chance to never speak again, do you want it?

Curly-haired Guy: Sorry, my bad.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You really deserve to be scolded, Gin.

Doujin Artist: I just feel like he’s doing it on purpose, someone who seems like an S on the surface, but is likely a big M at heart! He doesn’t feel comfortable unless he’s being insulted every day.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: That, it seems like that’s really possible! There seems to be diversity in all kinds of creatures.

Curly-haired Guy: Diversity your sister, you better swim properly, you gorilla! Who allowed you to come to the group and scare people?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Rati isn’t a gorilla, Rati is King Kong. If you can even mess up such a simple species distinction, no wonder everyone says you’re brainless.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, you kind of alien creature who isn’t even human dares to say I’m brainless? Do you want to have an intelligence test, you bastard!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Sure, let me ask the first question. How do you explain the alienation of people by capital?

Doujin Artist: Pfft!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh my god, this question!

Machete Girl: It can be said to be quite profound, almost touching the core essence of society.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: With Gin’s knowledge, I’m afraid he can’t answer it, right?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Be confident, remove the ”I’m afraid.”

Curly-haired Guy: Ah, the taste of this dessert shop on the corner is getting worse and worse. Did this damn boss add water to the syrup? People nowadays are really losing their conscience.

Doujin Artist: As expected, he really can’t answer it. And the topic is shifted very awkwardly, without any sense of naturalness or harmony.

Shark-Faced Guy: But this is also very in line with Gin’s nature.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right! He’s clearly bad at it, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat, so he can only end the last topic in this awkward and embarrassing way.

Wig Guy: The shame of a samurai.

Curly-haired Guy: You’re the least qualified to say that! In the entire samurai group, there’s no one more shameful than you, you bastard!

Wig Guy: Your intelligence is not as good as Rati-san’s.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, if group members couldn’t hurt each other... I would stab you to death with a knife today!

The Biggest Bad Guy in Soul Society: Is this what the Chinese idiom calls, ”flying into a rage out of humiliation”?

Lin Fengjiao: Mr. Gin’s performance is truly flying into a rage out of humiliation.

Curly-haired Guy: Rage my ass, I’m not angry at all! How could I get angry over such a small thing? My intelligence is not as good as Rati’s? Thinking about it, that’s impossible, okay!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Don’t think about it, look at reality. Can you answer Rati’s question, Gin?

Curly-haired Guy: This isn’t a test of intelligence at all, this is a question of philosophy, okay!

Doujin Artist: A philosophical question is still a question, just tell us if you can answer it?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: You look down on Rati for being King Kong, but Rati can ask such a profound philosophical question, and you can’t answer it. Isn’t that enough to show the difference in intelligence?

Curly-haired Guy: I’m not convinced! It’s definitely not just me, there are only a few people in the whole group who can answer it!

Wig Guy: The alienation of capital is the transformation of material production and spiritual production and their products into alien forces, which in turn dominate people. Such a simple question, I think it would be strange if you couldn’t answer it, right?

Doujin Artist: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Curly-haired Guy: ??? Damn it, Wig... How do you know this?

Wig Guy: Read more books, they’re all in the teaching materials that the boss uploaded.

Curly-haired Guy: Impossible! You bastard, how could you read books! You’re lying to me, you’re definitely lying to me, right? I don’t believe it, I absolutely don’t believe that this kind of thing would happen! Hahahaha, this is all fake!

Machete Girl: Is Gin crazy?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The profile picture has turned gray, did he go offline?

Doujin Artist: Pfft. I feel like he’s doubting his life, he completely can’t accept the fact that Wig reads books. But honestly, I’m also not really able to accept it!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Me too! In my impression, Wig-san is just a pervert who likes married women, why can he answer such profound questions?

Wig Guy: Hmph, people all grow. Just like I’ve now gone from liking married women to liking mothers and daughters.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Fortunately, he hasn’t changed in terms of being a pervert. At least we can be sure that he hasn’t been possessed by something.

Wig Guy: Actually, I didn’t answer the last question, it was the boss.

Machete Girl: ?

Lin Fengjiao: ?

Doujin Artist: Crap, I knew it! How could you have that kind of insight? Did Anzen-san send you a private message?

Machete Girl: Why? Why would Anzen-san do that?

This is an Actor: Ah, it’s nothing. I was just curious to see what Gin’s reaction would be after Wig said that.

Doujin Artist: Good, good job! Hahaha, Anzen-san is really good at being scheming!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Too scheming, really too scheming! Scary! He directly gave Gin psychological trauma!

This is an Actor: It shouldn’t be that bad, it’ll just make him uncomfortable for a while at most.

Machete Girl: Gin is so pitiful, but I still suggest increasing the effort. It would be interesting to see him mentally break down.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So Kotonoha also has such a devilish side.

Doujin Artist: Dealing with a fool like Gin, I think it’s only natural to be devilish! This guy is simply a public enemy of women!

The Biggest Bad Guy in Soul Society: I’m going to a meeting, Konan, you practice by yourself first.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh, another meeting?

Wig Guy: Hana-jie’s position as captain of the Soul Society feels even busier than the president.

Machete Girl: It’s understandable, after all, it’s a special period. To deal with Aizen, who is the number one enemy of the Soul Society, we always need to discuss it several times.

Doujin Artist: He says he’s the number one enemy, but he’s actually a poor guy in front of Anzen-san. He’s being led around by the nose.

Machete Girl: In New York, just got off the plane. [Picture] I have come to this strange and free country, and I don’t know if the air here will be sweeter.

Open the picture, it is a photo of the airport. The sign reads ”New York Airport” in four English letters.

This is an Actor: It will be, sweet like gunpowder.

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