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Chapter 283: Chapter 283: Going to the Monster War to Be Cute?

Comic Artist: Hey everyone, this is the magic cat our team is raising. [Picture]

Skirt Guy: Wow! It’s blue! It’s so big, almost as big as the little car next to it!

Machete Girl: And it looks so good, it completely changes my idea of what a changed animal is like.

Comic Artist: That’s why I said earlier, not all changed animals used to be people. This magic cat is a little bigger and sometimes shoots out electricity, but it’s not much different from a normal house cat.

This is an Actor: How many volts of electricity does it shoot out when it ”sometimes” shoots electricity?

Comic Artist: I haven’t measured it properly, but it could probably turn a tree into charcoal.

Red Lotus Fairy: If that hit a person, they’d be burnt on the outside and raw on the inside! How is that the same as a normal house cat?

Comic Artist: But it’s very gentle and doesn’t usually shoot electricity.

Skull Island Pretty Boy: So, when does it ”usually” not shoot electricity?

Comic Artist: When it’s hungry, when it’s in a bad mood, when it meets other cats, and when it’s raining.

Curly-haired Guy: So, most of the time is ”not usual,” huh? You dare to keep such an unstable bomb in your team? You want to have barbecue someday, huh?

Swearing Mask Guy: Barbecue? Where’s the barbecue? I want something Mexican, I’ve been feeling a bit plain lately, I want something exciting.

Machete Girl: If you want something exciting, you should go to a Chinese restaurant and get a Sichuan hotpot! Remember to get the super spicy with ghost peppers!

Swearing Mask Guy: Thank you, sweetie! I’ll go now!

Machete Girl: Okay, good luck.

This is an Actor: Super spicy with ghost peppers, you want to turn him into an atom?

Machete Girl: Hehe, anyway, he’s immortal, it can’t just be me who suffers this pain! [Picture]

Red Lotus Fairy: Is this a ghost pepper?

Machete Girl: Yep, super ghost! I only ate one bite, and I felt like my tongue was going to fall off! Janet didn’t believe me, and now she’s stuck in the bathroom because of how spicy it is. ℯℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

Soul Society Bad Guy: Janet?

This is an Actor: If I’m not wrong, it’s that nun, right?

Curly-haired Guy: Oh, Kotonoha, your relationship is developing quite fast! You’re already going out for hotpot with people?

Machete Girl: I couldn’t help it, she insisted on treating me. I figured since she’s my neighbor, I should try to get along with her.

Lin Fengjiao: It’s true that neighbors should get along well. If that nun doesn’t have any bad intentions, it’s not bad to hang out with her.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, are you not hearing what I’m saying? The ”hanging out” I’m talking about is not the same as the ”hanging out” you’re thinking about! In other words, it’s not nice hanging out!

Machete Girl: Gin, you’re talking nonsense again, I already said I’m not into that kind of thing. I like cute boys!

Comic Artist: Why are you hiding it? Just say you like Anzen. We’ve all seen your real face anyway.

Skirt Guy: Oh, Kotonoha is just a little shy.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: It’s okay. A kiss will fix everything.

Comic Artist: Hahahaha, Konan is bringing that up again! To that, I can only say, well done!

Wig Guy: There’s really no need to be embarrassed, it’s only natural to like our leader. I know that very well.

Comic Artist: ?

This is an Actor: ?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Wig, are you serious?

Wig Guy: Don’t get me wrong, the liking I’m talking about is admiration and respect. It’s not as dirty and disgusting as you think, I swear on Gin’s boxers.

Skirt Guy: What kind of swearing is that!

Curly-haired Guy: My boxers don’t accept your swearing, get a grip! Also, is your phone even on?

Wig Guy: Yeah, I just put it on vibrate.

Curly-haired Guy: Answer the phone, I need to let you know about an important work task! I can’t say it in the group!

Comic Artist: Yeah right, important work task? You two never do any real work!

Machete Girl: They do. If hitting on women counts as work, then they’re working every day.

Shark-Faced Guy: Not every day, every moment.

Lin Fengjiao: Sigh, the world is going downhill.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: How’s Uncle Nine’s situation going?

Lin Fengjiao: The rabbit spirit I saved is giving a pre-war speech. [Picture]

Comic Artist: A speech? Where are the people listening to the speech?

Lin Fengjiao: In front of the houses on the left, on the roofs on the right, and those rolling around on the ground, those are them.

Red Lotus Fairy: ?

Skirt Guy: What the heck? These are the Chinese monster fighters, not pets?

Lin Fengjiao: Yes, they are fighters.

Comic Artist: Are they going to war or trying to be cute? How are these little kittens and puppies going to fight in the Monster War?

Lin Fengjiao: That’s why we have to wait for the group owner to come and save the day.

Wig Guy: Huh? What? Gin, you got caught visiting a brothel? And you want me to bail you out?

Skirt Guy: Visiting, visiting a brothel?

Shark-Faced Guy: Gin, didn’t you just say that old perverts like Deadpool should leave the group?

Curly-haired Guy: Wig, you bastard, you’re doing this on purpose, right? You’re definitely doing this on purpose! I shouldn’t have trusted you, damn it!

Machete Girl: Don’t change the subject. Please leave the group now, sir!

As Katsura Kotonoha sent that message, a red-faced Janet came out of the bathroom.

The scared little nun glanced at the hotpot on the table and cleared her throat. ”Kotonoha, there are some things I need to tell you. Actually, I’m a demon hunter for the church.”

”Am I supposed to look shocked now?” Katsura Kotonoha asked calmly, her expression unchanged.

”Well, I didn’t mean to keep it a secret from you.” Janet seemed a little embarrassed to look her in the eye, and turned her gaze to the side. ”It’s just that those dirty old men above me, they say we can’t just show off our headlights and identity.”

”I understand not showing your identity, but headlights?!” Katsura Kotonoha’s mouth twitched, and she said with a dark expression: ”Those people above you, are they using their power to harass you? They definitely are harassing you, right?”

”Actually, I know you’re a demon hunter too, right?” Janet took a deep breath and continued, ”For Satan’s sake. I have a mission that I’ve been stuck on for a long time, and I hope you can help me.”

”Miss Janet, what did you say you hoped for in whose name?”

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