Ning An's Wild Wish System

The young man sighed, ”A bit of green on my head, I can grit my teeth and accept that, but if she brings me bad luck, I can’t accept it.”

After saying this, he put on a look of acceptance: ”It seems we are fated but not destined to be together, so I just wish my ex-girlfriend finds true love and has a sweet, happy future.”

At this moment, the friends in the live stream room were already laughing uncontrollably.

”I’m dying of laughter, he was crazily begging Brother Sect Leader before, hoping to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend, and now he’s crazily begging Brother Sect Leader to help him cut ties, hahaha.”

”What’s even crazier is that deep down he knows his girlfriend has been unfaithful, but he thinks he can bear it. He’s truly the reincarnation of a double-faced turtle.”

”Well, life needs a bit of green to get by, with a touch of green you can sort of live on, but if she brings you bad luck, you might just get hit by a truck someday.”

”Hahahaha, not afraid of a Daoist Master saying this or that, just afraid of a Daoist Master saying ’she brings you bad luck.’”

”...”

Ning An smiled knowingly and then asked, ”What about your ex-girlfriend’s graduation thesis?”

”She writes it herself!”

The young man replied firmly, ”A graduation thesis is one’s own responsibility, it’s how the school evaluates whether you’ve learned anything or can become a pillar of talent!”

”If the thesis isn’t written well, it’s the teachers’ dereliction of duty for not teaching the students, and the student’s tuition would be wasted!”

”Therefore, to not let her waste her learning opportunity, and her tuition, she must write the thesis herself!”

She brings you bad luck!

These three words completely shattered the young man’s infatuation, not to say he suddenly attained enlightenment, but he could finally take off the rose-colored glasses and see his ex-girlfriend.

In the end, as a carnival floated up, he waved goodbye and ended the call.

Meanwhile, the friends in the live stream room were still immersed in the power of the three words ”she brings you bad luck.”

”Don’t mention it; I might not believe what other religions say, unless there’s free eggs, then I might believe occasionally, but Taoism is different, I really do believe in it!”

”Not to mention other things, Taoism is inherently more suitable as a psychological counselor for Dragon Country babies. When I was a kid, I was ostracized and criticized by teachers and parents for not uniting with classmates, then I happened to meet an old man in a Taoist robe on my way home. He listened to my story and lightly said, ’That’s because you have an emperor’s appearance, and how could an emperor get along with others.’

You have no idea, that one sentence from the old man healed my entire childhood, and now I can be the sales champion in a car company, that old man deserves a lot of credit!”

”Well, if any other religion says I have an emperor’s appearance, I’d probably sneer, but if a Taoist old man jumps out and says I have an emperor’s appearance, then I’d have to give it some serious thought.”

”If what jumps out is an old man in a purple robe, you don’t even need to think, just start thinking about the national title, hahahahaha.”

”...”

Soon, Ning An’s gaze shifted to the third spot on the leaderboard.

”Steel Gun Prince, are you there, can you connect?”

As Ning An’s voice fell, the attention in the live stream room shifted to the third on the list.

”Wow wow wow, is the avatar of the third on the list the real person? Look at that shredded muscle, one, two, three... eight! Eight solid abs, I’m in love, I’m absolutely in love!”

”You flirtatious rascal, you love one as soon as you see one, the two before you also declared you loved them, now you’re in love again, pfft!”

”Exactly, absolutely no bottom line! If you’ve chosen money, don’t pursue male beauty, unlike me, I might also crave him but I won’t say it, what if the handsome third on the list from earlier was still watching and sees me say it again, doesn’t love me anymore, then what?”

”Ah this, sister, are you an abstract saint? Your two sentences left me speechless.”

”...”

As the flirtatious comments flew by, the live stream succeeded in connecting.

The next moment, when the third place’s camera turned on, the live stream room erupted with screams!

A handsome, sunny young man came vividly into the frame.

He was wearing a tight tank top on the upper body, sports shorts on the legs, and through the tank top, you could vaguely see those steel-like eight-pack abs.

His arms were muscular and well-defined, as were his legs.

Instantly, the bullet screen in the live stream room exploded.

”Oh my god, hubby, look at me, look at me, I love working out, I super love it!”

”Hubby, which gym are you at, can you give me a WeChat, pfft, address? I want to sign up as a member.”

”Those abs, that physique, that looks, how do I resist?”

”Got to admit, Brother Sect Leader’s live stream room is getting better and better, even a random fan who comes up is this outstanding, I’m crying to death.”

”...”

The connected young man wore a watch, which looked like a Jade Water Ghost.

The background of the connection was a gym, yet there was no one around except him.

Instead, by different gym equipment, there were some rather leisure-like items placed.

There were sofas, rocking chairs, folding stools... and even a bed!

And around where he worked out, instead of sunshine posters, were posters of some old-time celebrities, some of which had turned yellow due to age.

Seeing this, the friends in the live stream room couldn’t help but feel envious.

”Well, the flirtatious rascal above, you might as well give up on finding out where this gym is, this obviously isn’t a public gym, it’s clearly in his own home, just dispel that thought.”

”Given this decor, the host should like Hong Kong style, but it’s a shame, Young and Dangerous films aren’t in fashion anymore, or else he could become Lin Haonan with a transformation and step out.”

”No way, dude, what are you thinking? Young and Dangerous films may look cool, but that’s life-threatening gameplay! What are their ultimate goals? It’s money! Look at the host, does he look like he’s short of money?”

”...”

The connected young man approached the phone, panting slightly, sweat continuously dripping off his body, evidently just finished working out.

Picking up the phone, he beamed and greeted Ning An:

”Brother Sect Leader, I didn’t expect you to agree to my connection request, no more talk, I’ll first pay respect to the ancestor with five carnivals.”

As his words fell, carnival after carnival rose in the live stream room.

Just this carefree, extravagant image spent without blinking, making numerous love-struck fans swoon.

”Speak, what do you seek.”

Ning An gave him a glance and smiled lightly.

Just from a face reading, he could see a lot of things, as long as the person wasn’t wearing makeup.

If they were wearing makeup, even an immortal would begrudgingly buy her a bottle of makeup remover before reading face fortunes.

The muscular young man chuckled cheerfully:

”Brother Sect Leader, no rush, first help me take a look at my face.”

Ning An picked up a tea cup, and calmly remarked, ”The roof is leaky, winds blow through the four sides, it seems your family was very poor when you were young.”

”Brother Sect Leader truly has real skills!”

Hearing this, the muscular young man’s eyes became a little dazed, then he gave a firm thumbs up.

As a child, his family’s situation couldn’t even be described as poor.

When it was winter, to keep warm, his family had to sleep next to a pig, a scene he would never forget in this lifetime!

”However, now that the sun is high, the falling rain turns into mist, the leaky house becomes a place to cool off, though the life chart hasn’t changed, the life has completely transformed.”

The friends in the live stream room were listening with bewilderment.

”Wait, what is Brother Sect Leader saying, why don’t I understand?”

”I’m listening in the fog too, if the life chart hasn’t changed, how has the life changed?”

”I don’t know, life chart unchanged, life technique altered, that seems a bit impossible.”

”Let’s listen more, I want to see how this muscle guy defied fate.”

”...”

Ning An finished the water in his tea cup and then smiled and said:

”Your current situation owes a lot to your unregistered wife, right?”