Ning An's Wild Wish System

”Let’s hope the fortune-telling doesn’t end with them getting back together. That would be pushing someone into the fire.”

”To be honest, I don’t really trust these wandering Daoists’ fortune-telling. I didn’t believe in Brother Sect Leader at first, either. But he’s just too accurate, you can’t help but believe.”

”That’s right. Everyone comes here to light incense and make wishes because the incense at Changchun Temple is truly effective, and Brother Sect Leader is truly capable.”

”I’m eager to see how Brother Sect Leader will handle this super devoted guy.”

”...”

Calculating birth charts isn’t hard for Ning An; it’s not even difficult.

In fact, due to the revival of Daoist skills, the calculations are now not only less costly but also more accurate.

Ning An initially thought he’d just calculate casually and then say whatever outcome he wanted.

But once he started, he was shocked. The more he calculated, the more astonished he became.

As they say, your face reflects your heart; Ning An’s expression became increasingly complex.

”Brother Sect Leader, what do you say? Can I get back together with my ex-girlfriend based on these calculations?”

Seeing Ning An’s expression, the young guy suddenly panicked, his heart skipping a beat.

Just because he’s a devoted guy doesn’t mean he’s brainless. He could naturally understand what Ning An’s expression meant.

The viewers in the livestream couldn’t take it anymore and started cursing outright.

”Seriously, dude, you’re already in your third year of med school. This means you must be pretty smart, so how come you can’t see through a basic manipulator?”

”What’s the point of getting back together with her? So she can keep playing you? And then, when she dumps you, you’ll be devastated all over again?”

”Exactly, why torture yourself? Since you’re not too deep in yet, let’s not keep sinking more into a lost cause. Just walk away, that’s what a man should do.”

”You’re just not going to enough foot massage places. If you want, bro, I’ll fly to your city to take you to the biggest one around. Trust me, once you’re surrounded by beauties, you’ll understand.”

”Huh? Damn! Brother Fu, take me with you. If he’s not willing to go, I am. I don’t have that devoted mentality, no hang-ups here.”

”Please, you’re just a broke loser, what qualifies you? This guy may be devoted, but listen to how he talks, he’s clearly not short on money. He talks about medical research papers like they’re nothing. Only someone like that deserves to be Brother Fu’s friend, not you!”

”Screw it! What’s the point in living like this? I’m jumping. When I come back in my next life, I’ll settle the score with each of you!”

”...”

The young guy voiced his inner fears, anxiously waiting.

He hoped Ning An would say he could reunite with his ex-girlfriend, but his logic told him it was impossible.

Sure enough, as Ning An slowly opened his eyes, he met the guy’s hopeful gaze and shook his head:

”You two aren’t suitable.”

”Both of your life charts are quite good, but they clash. Forcing it would lead to big problems.”

It’s over!

That’s the only thought in the young guy’s mind after hearing Ning An’s words.

Suddenly, it felt like his soul had been drained, leaving him standing there in a daze.

He had considered this possibility and was mentally prepared for the answer.

But when the result actually came out, it felt like a needle piercing his heart, unbearably painful, hard to accept.

All of a sudden, he lifted his head as if a thought had struck him.

”Brother Sect Leader, you know I really like her, I can’t live without her.”

”I’ve heard Daoist families have many tricks, there’s surely a way to make her return to me.”

”Be it Black Magic or Corpse-Driving Skill, anything goes.”

”I’m begging you, whatever the cost, as long as you can have her back by my side, I’ll pay.”

The young guy was completely flustered, and his words sent shivers through the livestream.

”I understand Black Magic, but is Black Magic or Corpse-Driving Skill really appropriate here?”

”Appropriate or not, it depends if it’s for human use or not. Those tricks are perfect for non-humans.”

”She was the one seducing the guy first, now he’s totally hooked, and she’s the one who ran away.”

”Sigh, can’t he ask the Grandmaster for help? Not sure what the cost would be, but surely he could get his girlfriend back.”

”...”

To show his commitment, the young guy went all out and started sending gifts in the livestream compulsively.

The screen was flooded with gifts unseen by the average viewer.

In just a few moments, he surpassed Song Yingxi to take the top spot, overshadowing everyone financially.

If Ning An hadn’t swiftly shut off the donation feature, this foolish guy would’ve kept going.

But it also indirectly confirmed that he was indeed not short on money!

This caught the attention of the original aggressive stream viewers instantly.

”Daddy, look at me, daddy, I’m not bad either! I’ve got a hot body and a sweet yet mature look. Isn’t that better than your ex? All those manipulative tricks she’s using, mean nothing to me. Stick with me, and I guarantee you’ll forget about her entirely.”

”I can do it too! I’m loud and wild in bed; people say even my smallest moves are criminally enticing. If you’re with me, you’ll always be drained and too tired to overthink.”

”Ah, daddy, ah... drop your address, I’ll fly over today, and we’ll verify the goods tonight, satisfaction guaranteed for life, or return within seven days, no reason needed.”

”...”

The filth in the livestream chat was truly disgusting.

Yet from those comments, everyone seemed to understand what his ex-girlfriend was about.

Nowadays, teaching courses on manipulation have practically become systematic and scaled.

The young guy’s ex-girlfriend? Every unforgettable move she made is a classic course teaching. Everyone learned them.

Though, there’s one important point: During the courses, instructors reiterate one line—being manipulative is fine, but being unfaithful is a big no-no!

But based on Ning An’s previous analysis of her birth chart, it was clear that she definitely didn’t adhere to that rule!

Her life chart already inclined towards infidelity, and she just didn’t restrain herself, only fueling that tendency.

In other words, she could have one boyfriend or several.

Casual flings weren’t out of the question either.

But most of the people she was involved with knew it was all just a game; everyone understood what was going on.

He was just a naïve rich kid utterly spellbound.

God knows where this love-struck fool came from, leaving Ning An baffled.

”Take my advice, you two aren’t suitable, and it’s not just about your life charts.”

”Even now, you’re still concerned about her, staying up late writing her thesis. But she’s comfortably in bed, and someone else is already with her, what’s the point?”

The young guy wanted to retort when he first heard Ning An, but as Ning An continued, his face darkened instantly.

”Brother Sect Leader, are you implying I’ve been cheated on?”

Ning An shook his head: ”You guys already broke up, how can this be called cheating? It’s just... unconventional.”

Upon hearing Ning An’s words, the livestream viewers burst into a ruckus.

A thick stream of comments instantly overtook the screen.

”I never expected it! Brother Sect Leader not only has amazing skills but also linguistic prowess, one sassy comment after another.”

”I always said that Brother Sect Leader’s retreat from literature was a great loss to the literary world. Was I right, or was I right?”

”Nonsense! You were the one slamming the table hardest back then. Don’t think I don’t know.”

”In front of the bookstore, the dim light fizzles away, for it has never housed the teacher’s book; each of the teacher’s words grips reason, outshining the new elegance.

If only we had three thousand of the teacher’s words, why worry about no legacy in history; If the world has the teacher’s work, even at the cost of family wealth, it must be preserved.”

”Honestly, these days, apart from high school, where is there true love? It’s all transactional. If you’re suited, make do with it; if not, split. It’s simple.”

”Yeah, unlike me. I never believed in love. I only believe in money; it’s the only thing that makes me happy. With money, what kind of good girl couldn’t I find!”

”Stop it, guys. Look at him; he seems like he’s about to shatter.”