Ning An's Wild Wish System

Damn Little Bell!

Later on, how the live connection got disconnected, the viewers had no impression at all.

But that ”Little Bell” phrase, they couldn’t forget for a long time.

”Okay, okay, okay, he, he, he, my goodness, I don’t even know what to say, I’ll mute and calm down first.”

”Is this what it means to be from a wealthy family? It’s terrifying, they play way too much.”

”Well, isn’t this quite normal? Look through the twenty-four histories; most of the nobles’ sexual orientations can only be described as perverted, especially that whole Liu family, each of them had kept male concubines.”

”This sure is thrilling, a woman’s figure and appearance, with a man’s physiological traits, wouldn’t that be exciting in bed?”

”Can’t bear to watch, absolutely can’t bear to watch.”

”...”

The most heartbroken were the radicals among the viewers.

”My heart is shattered, such a sunny and handsome big boy, what is going on! How can he be like this, ahhhh!”

”When I first saw the person on the sofa, I admitted defeat because he does look good, and his figure is wow, but then you tell me he’s not a girl, I’m going crazy.”

”No, what’s up with boys these days? It’s not like we’re not giving you a chance, why don’t you come chase us? What’s with the internal absorption? Speechless.”

”Can’t live a bit longer, a man more womanly than women, and he sure knows how to have fun, what do we have to compete against this? Ready to live with the ancient lamps and Buddhas.”

”...”

The live broadcast room was filled with lamentations.

Ning An smiled and directly started connecting to his top two supporter.

Looking at the top two’s avatar, it was a crumbling iron anime girl character, Ning An figured their age wouldn’t be too big, probably still a boy.

Soon, with a burst of electronic music, the picture on the other end connected successfully.

Indeed, it was the look of a big boy.

However, his hair was a bit messy, his face a bit oily, and his eyes had a weariness he couldn’t hide, as if they hadn’t rested in a while.

Of course, that wasn’t the focus.

The focus was his background!

He was wearing a white lab coat, and behind him were strange bottles filled with various liquids and a few machines of unknown purpose, currently humming.

Beside him was a screen constantly emitting blue light, with data running non-stop.

The viewers in the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, started transforming into Sherlock Holmes en masse.

”Look at him in that white coat, what does that tell you? Shows he’s either in medical care or doing research. Look at his background, doesn’t it resemble the labs of your research group during grad school?”

”I don’t know, never been to grad school, wahhh, poor family, stopped schooling after nine years of compulsory education, kind brothers and sisters, seeing I’m so pitiful, how about sending me 50 for Crazy Thursday.”

”Look at this, what they call natural talent, like me waking up at four-thirty to memorize memes, can’t match up to talent when it comes to abstraction.”

”I have a question, bro, your analysis makes sense, but how do you confirm he’s a grad student and not an undergrad? Couldn’t he be a PhD?”

”Ah well, bro, you’re quite the abstract artist yourself, which undergrad, even those busy with their thesis, have you seen wearing lab coats in the lab?

Look at him, obviously spending long hours in the lab, even if an undergrad wanted to stay this long, the teachers wouldn’t allow it.

As for why it wouldn’t be a PhD, let me elaborate, our country’s highest degree is a grad student, PhDs are called doctoral grad students.”

”Oops! Now it’s completely exposed that I didn’t go to college!”

”...”

The live broadcast room was bustling.

Ning An started speaking on his side:

”Lay practitioner, may I ask if it’s fortune-telling or burning incense and wishing?”

Upon hearing this, the young man on the other end looked gloomy and remained silent.

”Feelings can’t be forced.”

Seeing his reaction, Ning An smiled faintly and leisurely stated.

”Little Daoist, I didn’t say anything, how did you know?”

As expected.

Following Ning An’s words, the young man abruptly raised his head, eyes filled with disbelief.

The viewers in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

”What’s so hard about that? Forget Brother Sect Leader, even I could tell at a glance it was a relationship issue.”

”Oh please, you can boast all you want, Brother Sect Leader can see it, I can accept, since Daoists are mysterious, but how would you see it?”

”Are you doubting me? Fine, I’ll show you my psychology studies haven’t been in vain. Look, his right hand, isn’t it wearing a girl’s hair tie? Clearly, this young man has a partner.

His left ring finger has a very obvious ring mark, generally, rings given by girlfriends are worn on the left ring finger.

But now, you see his left ring finger only has a ring mark, but no ring present, this most likely indicates relationship troubles, and see his expression, clearly trying to numb himself with exhaustion.

A guy in his twenties, likely has no job, not affected by societal deceit, and if he can be top two in this live broadcast room, either he hasn’t lacked money or his family doesn’t, whatever the case, it’s unlikely a family issue.

Apart from relationship problems, I really can’t think what else could be wrong.”