Ning An's Wild Wish System

”Folks from Gan Province, you’re in luck. Someone made a wish to the Ancestors, and maybe the Ancestor will follow the proximity principle and pick someone on the spot!”

”...”

Before Ning An could nod, the mature woman rushed up flustered.

”Daoist Master, I want to make a wish too!”

Looking at the two people in front of the screen, Ning An finally furrowed his brows:

”You two can make wishes, but only one wish of the same type will come true in a short time. Have you thought it over?”

Upon hearing that, the mother and daughter exchanged a glance and already understood what the other was thinking.

Then, the mature woman turned to look at Ning An in the livestream, and confidently said:

”Little Daoist, our wishes are not of the same type, don’t worry.”

Ning An nodded and after the mature woman transferred the Incense Money, he asked:

”Alright, which of the two of you will go first?”

The mature woman did not hesitate and directly gave way to her mother.

The old woman looked at the mature woman with satisfaction, then glanced proudly at the audience below, as if to say: See how excellent her daughter is, a group of blind people!

But the old woman didn’t make a wish immediately; instead, she focused her gaze on the audience below.

That gaze instantly scared several male guests below pale!

Among them, some could meet the family’s requirements, but if they had the choice, who would choose to deal with this crazy family?

Several male guests even hid behind their friends, trying hard to avoid the old woman’s menacing gaze.

Seeing this scene, the viewers in the livestream couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

”I’m dying of laughter, what does it mean to look menacing, one gaze scares countless heroes below from daring to meet the gaze.”

”If you ask me, in ancient times, we shouldn’t have used other generals for fighting. Even Lü Bu and Zhang Fei’s intimidation couldn’t match up to this.”

”Hahaha, Auntie, please stop looking, there’s an old saying in the Dragon Country: A forced relationship never sweetens the fruit, why bother?”

”Hey, hey, hey, brother, you’re wrong there. A forced fruit may not be sweet, but it quenches thirst!”

”...”

In the livestream, several on-site viewers laughed at these comments, and some brave people joined in the laughter.

The old woman, not deaf, could naturally hear the laughter and mockery from the audience below, her face turning slightly red with anger!

She grabbed the microphone and taunted the audience: ”I don’t know why some of you are laughing.”

”You should look at yourselves, is there anything about you that’s worthy of my daughter!”

Her two sentences were full of insults!

Logically, the audience would have cursed back or thrown rotten eggs.

But today was different, the audience’s mood instantly changed for the better upon hearing the old woman’s words.

Tall guys finally straightened their backs, wealthy handsome boys stopped hiding behind friends, and even several elders in their forties and fifties followed along, gently patting their bellies and exhaling with satisfaction.

”Auntie, is what you said true? You can’t go back on your word now; it’s settled!”

”What are you saying! Auntie is at this age and so steady, how could she possibly lie to a young boy like you? Trust that what Auntie said is all true!”

”That’s good, I do feel that the male guests here need to improve themselves, they are indeed not worthy of Auntie’s daughter!”

”That’s right, Auntie’s daughter is so outstanding, anyone trying to match her is like a toad lusting for swan meat, isn’t that right, brothers?”

”Yes!”

”...”

Listening to the waves of irony below, the old woman nearly couldn’t hold her composure.

She understood arguing with a crowd was useless, so she immediately turned to Ning An:

”Little Daoist, I want to make a wish now!”

Upon hearing this, Ning An nodded, then rose, picked up three sticks of incense from the altar, lit them, and signaled the old woman to bow three times before placing them in the Incense Burner.

”Alright, Belief Holder, you can make your wish now.”

With Ning An’s permission, the old woman took a deep breath from her Dantian and blurted out:

”I think my daughter is right! Dragon Country’s men are falling behind the world, behind the times. I hope the Ancestors will make these people open their eyes and see the world!”

”Especially that man, open your eyes, take a good look at the world!”

As soon as she spoke, everyone paused for a moment.

Even Ning An thought he misheard, he was temporarily stunned.

Logically, she should have wished for her daughter to find a good marriage home, right?

Let Dragon Country’s men open their eyes to the world?

What’s there to see?

Little Sakura’s male and female stares fast forward to Samurai Dao, or Korea’s magic showdowns?

Ning An was confused, but the system was impartial, accepting Incense Money and fulfilling wishes.

In a blink of an eye, a pale blue system panel brightened from the screen’s other side.

[Gender: Female]

[Occupation: Unemployed]

[Name: Zhao Lina]

[Wish: Hope Dragon Country’s men open their eyes to the world, especially the guy who humiliated her daughter, let him see the world outside!]

[Reverted Wish Way: In five minutes, the domestic and international content of the short video platform the host is located on temporarily merges, Dragon Country residents will no longer need ladders to climb over the wall, and can see foreign scenery!

The male guest who humiliated her daughter, his pen pal from Yingjiang, will travel across the ocean to meet him in person, successfully fulfilling the wish to see the world!]

Good gracious!

Seeing the system panel’s information, Ning An internally exclaimed, goodness.

With this wish fulfillment method, this old woman isn’t a jinx; she’s clearly a blessing to countless Dragon Country’s online friends!

Da Mao’s long legs, the sun that never sets, Sakura has veggies...

However, Ning An can see the changes after the wish, but the netizens can’t.

”Damn you! Do I need you to help me open my eyes?”

”Truly bizarre, this year there are particularly many, I haven’t done anything yet and I’ve been slapped with a big label and humiliated, my ears are so tainted!”

”Others make wishes, at most they wish for their own group. But not her, she goes for half the land of Dragon Country right off the bat, truly remarkable!”

”Brother Sect Leader, quickly tell the Ancestor this wish can’t be taken seriously. I was born by my mom, not by her, why should she wish for me!”

”...”

Watching the rapidly scrolling comments in the livestream, Ning An smiled slightly but said nothing.

He not only remained silent but even exerted effort at the corners of his mouth, afraid that he’d laugh out loud.

Ning An could even imagine, once the old woman’s wish comes true, how the netizens currently attacking her would change their demeanor.

Seeing Ning An silent, these people at once vented their anger on the old woman.

Especially the on-site viewers who were truly afraid, each curse dirtier than the last.

But Zhao Lina listened to the curses, and instead of crumbling, she enjoyed it even more.

To her ears, there was no sound in this world more delightful than these broken Daoist hearts of turtle men!

However, as Zhao Lina listened, she suddenly noticed something was amiss.

A few minutes ago there was a cacophony of curses, how come in just a few minutes, those sounds were getting quieter?

Moreover, she could hear some excited shouts, seeming to call her...

Stepmother?

”No, do these guys play so twisted nowadays?”

Zhao Lina opened her eyes in shock, looking at the audience below, her ears had not deceived her, indeed the audience had stopped cursing.

Instead, everyone’s pupils were equally large, maddeningly swiping their fingers up the screen.

”Walt?”

Seeing the scene before her, Zhao Lina was utterly confused.

But before she could figure out what was going on, her daughter next to her already passed her a phone, her voice still choked with emotion:

”Mom, look, it’s gone haywire.”

Zhao Lina took the phone apprehensively, and on the screen was the Douyin short video platform.

As she cluelessly swiped up, one foreign beauty video after another glided past.

She frantically scrolled through dozens, all beauty videos, without exception!

Moreover, the most crucial part was, all these beauty videos were foreign, not a single video from their own country!

”It’s over, things have changed...”