School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 254: Chapter 287: My beloved consort, watch our mother go!

Due to the exam today, school let out earlier than usual.

By the time Chen Nan and the two pretty girls got home, it was just after four in the afternoon; unexpectedly, both Eastern Yun Fei and Su Yixuan had also finished work early and were at home.

”Nan, you’re finally back, I’ve missed you to death.”

Eastern Yun Fei’s voice was sweet and syrupy, giving Chen Nan goosebumps all over and making him feel queasy, thinking to himself, what’s happening here? What’s this woman up to now?

After being pulled onto the couch by Eastern Yun Fei, Chen Nan looked at her warily, ”What exactly do you want to do?”

Eastern Yun Fei flashed a charming smile, seductive and enchanting, yet with an undertone of innocence, ”Nan, this is for you.” While speaking, she took out a stack of money, about a thousand in appearance, and handed it to Chen Nan.

Chen Nan became even more cautious, ”What do you mean by this? I sell my talent, not my body!”

Eastern Yun Fei rolled her eyes, forcibly stuffed the money into Chen Nan’s hand, and with a wink said, ”Did you forget? Last time you helped me pretend to be my husband, I hadn’t given you your payment of a thousand yet!”

”So, it’s about that, why didn’t you say so earlier?”

Chen Nan readily pocketed the money without the slightest embarrassment, but then again, he thought, after all, he was entitled to it.

Seeing Chen Nan take the money, Eastern Yun Fei leaned closer to him and took out another thousand, her voice coquettishly soft, ”Nan, I know you’re the best, here’s a thousand, could you help me out one more time, please?”

Chen Nan frowned, ”What’s the matter now?”

”Can you pretend to be my boyfriend just one more time?” said Eastern Yun Fei, looking distressed, ”My mom forced me on five blind dates today, I just couldn’t take it anymore, so I told her I already had a boyfriend, but that he would only be back in the evening; could you help me out by pretending to meet her, please?”

Chen Nan paused, then said, ”I already pretended to be your husband, and now you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend, I’m really starting to wonder if you’ve fallen for me?”

Eastern Yun Fei grabbed Chen Nan’s arm and shook it, ”Nan, just help me one more time, look, I’m already giving you your payment, I’m sincere.”

Chen Nan eyed her for a moment, ”Last time it was a thousand, this time it’s still a thousand? What do you take me for? Don’t the prices ever go up?”

Eastern Yun Fei was momentarily dumbfounded.

This should only depreciate, right? Why would the price increase?

”A thousand is already a lot, how much more do you want...”

”Two thousand!”

Chen Nan held up two fingers, ”Not a penny less or I won’t do it!”

”You!” Eastern Yun Fei pointed at him, annoyed, ”Don’t push your luck, why don’t you just go rob a bank?”

”Then forget it.”

Chen Nan tossed his head, ready to go back to his room.

Helping someone pretend to be a boyfriend was something he did when he needed money, but now that he was no longer short on cash, there was no need to make extra money this way. He’d rather go back to his room and surf the internet to read some novels. According to Zhu Bajie, there had been a web novel called ”School Beauty’s Personal Crazy Young Master” that was really good recently.

”Stop right there! Two thousand it is!”

Eastern Yun Fei grabbed Chen Nan, ”I’ll pay half upfront, and the rest I’ll give you later.”

”Whatever.”

”Fine, come home with me right now.”

Eastern Yun Fei dragged Chen Nan toward the door, causing Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian to roll their eyes incessantly, their cousin was just so easily bought off by two thousand yuan...

After walking out of the villa, Yun Fei tossed a set of car keys to Chen Nan and said, ”Go get my older sister’s Ferrari and drive it over. In front of my mom, just say it’s your own car.”

”Are you asking me to pretend?”

Yun Fei snorted coldly, ”You’re already a moron, is there even a need to pretend?”

”A real man doesn’t argue with women!”

Chen Nan flipped her off and walked over to get Su Yixuan’s Ferrari, drove it over, and took Yun Fei out of the villa complex.

Yun Fei fiddled with the GPS for a bit and said, ”I’ve set the location; just follow the directions on the navigation.”

Chen Nan nodded, ”By the way, is your mom fierce? I’m so handsome; she won’t take a dislike to me, will she?”

”Handsome my ass, stop being narcissistic.” Yun Fei shot him a glance and said grumpily, ”But, I have to warn you, in front of my mom, you must pretend well. Remember you’re my boyfriend; don’t blow our cover.”

”Don’t worry, I’m a pro at playing the fake boyfriend.” Chen Nan said with a smile, ”By the way, since we’re a couple, what should I call you? I can’t just call you by your name, right?”

Yun Fei gave him a look, ”Whatever you like.”

Chen Nan chuckled and said, ”How about ’darling’?”

Yun Fei got goosebumps all over and looked at Chen Nan miserably, ”Don’t you find that cheesy?”

Chen Nan scratched his head, ”Then, how about ’little sweetheart’?”

”No, that’s even cheesier than if I were to call you Nan, I can’t stand it.”

”So... ’baby’?”

Yun Fei felt like she was going to collapse and said helplessly, ”Just call me by my name.”

Chen Nan shook his head like a bobblehead and said, ”That won’t do, a name doesn’t show the deep love between us at all. Forget it, I’ll stick to what I used to call you, ’my concubine’. But...”

”But what?”

Chen Nan grinned, ”Since ’my concubine’ is in the picture, you should call me ’Your Majesty’.”

”Majesty my foot.”

Yun Fei gave him an annoyed glance, ”Your skin is really thick, not feeling any shame at all.”

Chen Nan chuckled, ”Enough with the nonsense, hold on tight, I’m going to speed up now; let’s see your mom.”

”Mhm!”

Yun Fei nodded but then felt something was off, and quickly glared at Chen Nan, ”Jerk, what are you calling her, it’s my mom!”

”What’s the difference? I’m your boyfriend now!”

Yun Fei sneered, ”Don’t think I don’t know what you’re up to, you just want to take advantage of me, don’t you?”

Chen Nan patted his chest, his face the picture of sincerity, ”Heaven and Earth are my witnesses, what kind of person am I, Chen Nan? A true gentleman, how could I have such dirty thoughts? I’m only doing this to play along with your act; don’t degrade my character.”

Yun Fei turned and stared at him, unable to see anything gentlemanly about him, and the more she looked, the more she felt that he just wanted to take the opportunity to take advantage...

”I really admire you, able to sing your own praises so shamelessly without even blushing; just how thick is your skin?”

”Definitely not as thick as yours.” Chen Nan looked at her and suddenly let out a chuckle, ”My concubine, don’t you think I’m a gentleman? I exude righteousness from head to toe, where do I not look like a gentleman?”