Madame is Pretending to be an Academic Slacker Again!

When the simple yet fragrant braised pork rice was served on the table, Huo Tingzun was already impatiently holding a knife and fork.

Seeing that it was braised pork rice, he paused: ”I don’t eat this kind of commoners’ food...”

Xiao Bailu rolled her eyes: ”Eat it if you want.”

She held a white porcelain bowl herself, eating quickly in big bites.

Seeing that there wouldn’t be any left if he didn’t eat soon, Huo Tingzun hurriedly put down the knife and fork, switched to a spoon, scooped a big spoonful of braised pork with white rice, and started eating.

After swallowing one mouthful, he took a deep breath.

This woman’s cooking truly has a sort of magical charm. No matter how unappetizing or bad the ingredients look, like this braised pork where each piece of lean meat has a small bit of fat, once you take a bite, it’s irresistible.

Huo Tingzun continued eating mouthful after mouthful, soon clearing away the braised pork and rice.

”Is there any more?”

He looked towards the kitchen, reluctant to put down the spoon.

Xiao Bailu rolled her eyes again: ”No more!”

Why does this man always seem like he can’t get enough to eat? And he said he doesn’t eat commoners’ food?

Haha, he grabs it faster than anyone else.

Huo Tingzun complained bitterly: ”Why do you always make just a little bit? Can you make more next time?”

Xiao Bailu: ”No! Way! I didn’t even want to make this much.”

Originally, she was enjoying watching the handsome guy on TV, and didn’t plan on cooking.

Right, why did she suddenly start cooking for him?

Xiao Bailu suddenly remembered, while on the sofa, the man had given her a shameless ”joke” topic.

Her face turned a little sour at once: ”Huo Tingzun, if you tell that kind of crude joke again next time, don’t even think about eating the food I make.”

Huo Tingzun responded leisurely: ”What kind of crude joke?”

Xiao Bailu’s lips twitched: ”Stop playing dumb, wasn’t your joke just now about...”

About that thing?

About a certain part, when stimulated from the outside, grows several times larger?

Did he think she was naive and clueless?

Who knew.

The next second.

Huo Tingzun curled up a meaningful smile: ”I was talking about the pupil. What did you think of?”

Pupil...?

In moments of fear, a person’s pupil can enlarge several times.

And the pupil is indeed a part of a man’s body.

Damn, that was the answer?

Turns out she was overthinking it?

But clearly the wicked smile on the man’s face was hinting at another answer...

Xiao Bailu was almost about to lose it.

But facing the mischievous Huo Tingzun, she couldn’t afford to lose.

Xiao Bailu straightened her back, raised her chin, and huffed, speaking slowly: ”What pupil? Some people’s pupils shrink in fear, your answer isn’t scientific. The correct answer is... pore!”

Huo Tingzun was thinking she might directly say that somewhat embarrassing answer, only to find the woman played by her own rules.

She gave him an even more speechless answer.

Alright, any answer works as long as she’s willing to cook.

After the meal, Huo Tingzun brewed a pot of high-quality West Lake Longjing, savoring the flavors of the richly enjoyable meal.

The presidential suite’s doorbell rang.

Expecting it to be a server with a terrible dinner delivery, Huo Tingzun opened the door and directly said, ”No need to deliver meals to us anymore.”

However.

Standing outside was a young man in sportswear, smiling: ”I’m in the suite downstairs from you, and I smelled something particularly fragrant... like braised pork rice, right? Is it your house chef? Could I... borrow your chef?”