Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever

The morning sun filtered weakly through the tall windows of the dining room, struggling against the heavy, oppressive atmosphere that had settled over Malfoy Manor.

Orion descended the grand staircase, dressed impeccably despite the early hour, and entered to find his parents already seated. Draco was conspicuously absent, likely sleeping off the adrenaline crash of the previous day’s events.

Lucius Malfoy was hunched over the Daily Prophet, his usually immaculate posture rigid. He did not look up as Orion took his seat.

”Good morning,” Orion offered smoothly, pouring himself a cup of tea.

Lucius finished his tea in a single, sharp gulp, setting the cup down with a harsh clack. He stood up, adjusting his silver-clasped cloak.

”I am leaving for the Ministry,” Lucius announced, his voice tight. ”Fudge is holding an emergency session regarding the Azkaban breach. The political landscape is... volatile today.”

He paused near the doorway, fixing Orion with a stern, warning glare.

”I advise you to remain within the Manor, Orion. Do not cause trouble. And ensure your brother does not cause trouble either. The last thing this family needs right now is unnecessary scrutiny while the Aurors are turning the country upside down.”

”We will be the picture of domestic tranquility, Father,” Orion assured him.

Lucius nodded curtly and swept out of the room, the heavy oak doors closing behind him.

Orion reached across the table and pulled the discarded newspaper toward him. The front page was exactly as grim as expected.

MASS BREAKOUT AT AZKABAN! DEMENTOR REVOLT!

Lestrange, Rookwood, Dolohov Among the Missing! Ministry in Chaos!

He flipped the page. Tucked away on page three, overshadowed entirely by the news of the escaped Death Eaters, was a small, almost apologetic column.

YOUTH HEROICS OVERSHADOWED BY TRAGEDY

The Order of Merlin, First Class ceremony for thirteen-year-old Orion Malfoy was abruptly halted yesterday afternoon when emergency sirens cleared the Ministry Atrium. While the young Slytherin’s contributions to the discovery of the Peter Pettigrew deception are undeniable, the celebratory mood was shattered by the grim reality of...

Orion sighed softly, folding the paper and pushing it aside.

”What a shame,” Orion murmured, taking a bite of his toast. He didn’t genuinely care about the press coverage—fame was a double-edged sword anyway—but the aesthetic completionist in him was mildly annoyed that his grand moment had been sidelined.

Narcissa, who had been sitting quietly, stood up and walked around the table. She came up behind Orion’s chair, wrapping her arms loosely around his shoulders and pressing a soft kiss to his hair.

”We are proud of you, Orion,” Narcissa said softly, her voice carrying a fierce, maternal warmth that contrasted sharply with the cold newsprint. ”Your father and I. The medal is an extraordinary achievement. Do not let this terrible news get to you. You did well yesterday.”

Orion leaned back slightly into her embrace. ”I won’t, Mother.”

”Good,” she murmured, giving his shoulders a gentle squeeze before stepping away.

”I have two days before I must return to Hogwarts,” Orion noted, finishing his tea. ”This impromptu visit home has been eventful, but I believe I will be spending the remainder of my time here in my room. I have some studying to catch up on.”

”Rest well, darling,” Narcissa smiled sadly, her mind clearly already drifting back to the terrifying reality of her sister’s escape.

Orion returned to his bedroom, locking the heavy door with a series of complex, layered locking charms. He wasn’t taking any chances with unexpected interruptions today.

He walked to the center of the room, rolling his shoulders and stretching his neck. It was time to test the final piece of his newly acquired arsenal.

”Sparkle,” Orion spoke softly. ”Lets test the Reflection Clone.”

He focused on his magical core, drawing upon the perception of how he thought a clone was supposed to look like. He envisioned himself.

A strange, pulling sensation gripped his chest, not painful, but deeply disorienting, as if his very shadow was being physically dragged out of his body.

Like a spirit detaching from its host, a form stepped forward, separating from Orion.

The magical light coalesced, solidifying instantly.

Standing two feet in front of him was an exact, flawless, molecular copy. The dark hair was perfectly styled in the exact same messy-yet-elegant manner. The dark blue eyes held the same cold, analytical glint. Even the midnight-blue dress robes were replicated down to the last silver button.

Orion crossed his arms, stepping back to inspect the duplicate.

”Huh,” Orion murmured, walking in a slow circle around the clone. ”Pretty good craftsmanship. The detail work is impressive.”

”Well, what did you expect?” the clone replied.

Orion stopped dead in his tracks. He stared at the duplicate, one eyebrow arching high.

”Oh,” Orion said, his voice laced with genuine surprise. ”You have a degree of sentience, huh? You aren’t just a mindless drone.”

The clone mirrored his expression perfectly, crossing its own arms. ”As much as you do. I wouldn’t be able to accurately mimic you in a complex social or academic environment if I didn’t possess your foundational intellect and personality matrix.”

Orion’s eyes narrowed slightly, the inherent paranoia of a strategist kicking in. ”Interesting. So, tell me... what are the chances of you deciding to betray me in an attempt to become the ’real’ Orion?”

The clone let out a sharp, familiar, aristocratic scoff. It rolled its blue eyes with profound disdain.

”You really had to ask that?” the clone drawled, shaking its head. ”Clearly, you have realized the logistical flaw in that cinematic trope. The moment you die, the magical tether ceases to exist, and I dissipate into harmless smoke. I cannot survive without you.”

The clone offered a wicked, knowing smirk. ”Of course I know that, too. Because I think exactly like you do. Self-preservation is our primary directive. Betraying you is literal suicide.”

Orion smiled. It was a strange, unsettling feeling, looking at a mirror that smiled back independently, but the logic was undeniably comforting.

”Well,” Orion said, relaxing his posture. ”In that case, since you think like me... do you know what my next questions are going to be?”

”Yep,” the clone nodded briskly, ticking points off on its fingers. ”And let me answer them one by one, to save us both the breath. No, I do not get physically tired. I only disappear after taking a set amount of magical or kinetic damage that exceeds my structural integrity—spells that can actually harm me, essentially.”

The clone tapped its chest.

”I do not technically get injured from mundane weapons like a knife or a bullet, I don’t bleed, though that certainly does not mean I will enjoy getting shot at. It’s the principle of the thing.”

The clone dropped its hands. ”Furthermore, I do not get hungry. I do not require sleep. And, thankfully, I do not require the use of a restroom.”

Orion stared at his duplicate, processing the sheer, relentless efficiency of a biological machine that didn’t need maintenance.

”Well,” Orion said softly, a slow, delighted grin spreading across his face. ”That is a little disturbing. I like it.”

He stepped back, gesturing magnanimously.

”But do not worry. I won’t overwork you just because you lack biological fatigue markers. I am a good boss. I will definitely give my employee time to rest and enjoy the finer things in life. We will need to test your combat and magical limits, though that can be done later on. For now, do you—”

”Yes, I know,” the clone interrupted smoothly, turning toward the door. ”Gotta go read books and gain knowledge. The Malfoy library awaits.”

The clone paused with its hand on the doorknob, looking back over its shoulder with an expression of profound, shared ambition.

”You don’t really have to worry about ’overworking’ me, Orion,” the clone said, its voice serious. ”This is for my own growth as much as yours. We share the memories upon recall. So honestly, with our attitude toward ignorance, and the fact that I don’t get tired... you really don’t have to tease me about giving me breaks.”

The clone opened the door.

”The more knowledge we gather, the better equipped we are for the chaos coming. And with the two of us operating simultaneously... double the efficiency.”

With a sharp nod, the clone stepped out into the corridor, closing the door softly behind it.

Orion stood alone in his bedroom, staring at the closed wood. A thrill of absolute, unadulterated power rushed through his veins.

”Wow,” Sparkle’s voice broke the silence, her interface popping up, glowing a vibrant, awestruck gold. ”There are literally two of you now. The world is not ready.”

”It isn’t,” Orion agreed softly.

”Anyways,” Sparkle added, her waveform shifting slightly. ”Just to ease your paranoia... the clone has absolute loyalty coded into its matrix by the System. We can’t have two Orions trying to kill each other over who gets to sleep in the bed, you know. That would be as bad, and probably as destructive, as the Dumbledore versus Grindelwald fight.”

”Good to know,” Orion murmured, walking over to his trunk to retrieve his Runes textbook. ”Though I suspect we would just end up arguing over arithmetic theories until one of us died of boredom.”

He sat down at his desk, opening his book. While his physical body translated ancient runes in the bedroom, his duplicate mind was currently scouring the Malfoy library for advanced warding theory.

The true work had begun.