Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 641: Chapter 634: Uncle, You’re So Awesome

Chapter 634: Uncle, You’re So Awesome!

”Bang!”

With a heavy thud, Deng Ziwen’s fragile body came into an intimate contact with the wall.

He was plastered against the wall in a flashy ’big’ character pose!

All of this happened in just a blink of an eye, and many of the young people standing close by didn’t even notice how Deng Ziwen had flown out.

The girls who were just eagerly expecting a fierce showdown, like a fight between two great rivals, were now completely shocked to the point of going pale.

A number of onlooking girls covered their mouths, their eyes filled with surprise and admiration as they looked towards someone.

Meanwhile, Lin Zifeng just casually dusted off his hands, as if nothing had happened.

His composed face devoid of any undue pride.

The five seconds he had mentioned before had not even taken a single second to complete, and now the sycophantic youngsters in the dojo swarmed over to see what happened.

”Wow, uncle, you’re so cool!” Liu Tangtang twisted her hips and quickly darted into the man’s embrace, and before Lin Zifeng could even react, the little girl had jumped onto his body, her legs tightly wrapped around Lin Zifeng’s waist.

This scene was truly... flirtatious!

”Er... Tangtang, are you that excited?”

With a stoic face, under the scrutiny of all eyes, the man’s face turned slightly red, and he became somewhat embarrassed.

”Of course I’m excited! I feel honored and proud for uncle!” She said, and her cherry pink lips quickly planted a firm kiss on Lin Zifeng’s cheek.

Smooch.

After the kiss, the young girl seemed to be not satisfied yet and even tried to pucker up again.

The sight made all the men around them green with envy!

After all, Liu Tangtang was one of the beauties of Yunhai University.

Although a bit naive, it was precisely this naïveté that everyone loved about her.

She didn’t have too many complicated thoughts, nor did she have any deep schemes, just simple and straightforward, sometimes clueless, sometimes optimistic, much better than those women who were always filled with sordid thoughts.

In the current university environment, where selling oneself for a better life after graduation was not uncommon, okay, let’s get back to the point.

”You might be excited, but uncle feels a lot of pressure!”

”Huh? Uncle, aren’t you happy you won?”

”It’s not that I’m not happy, it’s just that your legs are squeezing uncle pretty uncomfortably,” Lin Zifeng said with a strained face, in a low voice.

Don’t be fooled by Tangtang’s young age; her development was enough to make one endure with difficulty.

Even the surrounding area was occasionally filled with the sound of someone swallowing saliva.

”Lalala...”

Having this pointed out by Lin Zifeng, the young girl didn’t turn red but instead stuck her tongue out at him.

It wasn’t until Liu Tangtang got down that the students of the Karate Dojo finally crowded around.

They were all talking at once, looking fierce like starving beasts, as if Lin Zifeng was the greatest beauty ever and they wanted to devour him.

As for the guy stuck on the wall in a ’big’ character, he probably wanted to die right then and there.

A few punks hurried over with ashen faces, trying to take down their boss, only to be met with a tirade from the man.

”Boss Deng, why are you doing this?” Everyone didn’t understand why Deng Ziwen continued in that ’big’ character pose and refused to come down.

”Scram!” the man bellowed in a low voice.

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to come down; it was that he felt he had no face to show, afraid to face the reality. They said they would defeat him in five seconds, yet they didn’t even need one second. This kind of blatant and complete thrashing, how could someone as prideful as him possibly face reality.

”Psh, what’s so great about that? You got smashed into the shape of a ’big’ character and still acting tough. If it weren’t for the fact that we know each other, who would give a damn about you? Couldn’t even last a second and you’re a black belt in karate? More like a hanging belt.”

The several petty thieves on the scene were also irritated by Deng Ziwen.

Without the slightest regard for Deng Ziwen’s feelings, they mocked him right to his face.

”You asking for trouble? If you don’t scram, do you believe I’ll have someone shave you tonight!”

Deng Ziwen was almost brought to tears out of frustration. He hadn’t seen even a shadow before his body pitifully flew through the air, stripping him of any remaining dignity.

”Let’s go, let’s go, let’s not bother with him. He got what he deserved,” they sprayed him with twisted smirks on their faces.

Furious, Deng Ziwen finally understood one thing: fair-weather friends are truly worthless.

...

”Ahem.!”

At this moment, Huahua, with her hands behind her back, also walked over, clearing her throat twice toward the person surrounded by the crowd, to show off her presence.

Tangtang, with a babyish twist of her bottom, hugged Huahua’s shoulder.

”What?”

Huahua’s expression wasn’t very good, but it wasn’t too unsightly either.

Although she had a little, just a little, fondness for Deng Ziwen, it didn’t mean she liked him.

On the contrary, now that Deng Ziwen had been beaten up, she didn’t offer any consoling words. Firstly, it wasn’t her style.

Secondly, comforting someone in this situation would undoubtedly make them think she was mocking them, so it was better to act as if nothing had happened.

”Uncle was just so cool,” Liu Tangtang excitedly clung to her, constantly praising Lin Zifeng’s coolness.

”Cool is cool, what’s there to get so excited about?” Huahua shot her a withering look, although deep down she also felt a bit happy for Lin Zifeng but kept quiet about it.

Amidst the crowd’s gathering, thankfully Liu Tangtang reacted quickly and pulled Lin Zifeng out of the chaos.

Then the three of them swaggered off without even glancing back at Deng Ziwen.

Watching Lin Zifeng’s fading figure, Deng Ziwen’s gaze turned dark and sinister; his fist was clenched so hard that it turned somewhat pale.

...

”Uncle, do you really know martial arts?”

Once outside the karate dojo, Liu Tangtang eagerly voiced the doubt in her mind.

”I don’t know martial arts,” Lin Zifeng looked at her and said seriously.

”You’re lying! You’re deceiving! If you don’t know martial arts, how did you manage to send Deng Ziwen flying just now?”

Liu Tangtang’s eyes, brimming with innocence, stared intently at him.

”I really don’t know martial arts,” Lin Zifeng insisted, and he wasn’t lying. All his skills were geared towards killing and nothing to do with martial arts.

Martial arts is often filled with performance, whereas the technique of killing doesn’t have the same display value as martial arts.

In the world of martial artists, as long as you can put an enemy to death, regardless of the method or moves, that’s skill.

A truly skillful person relies not merely on physical exertion but much more on intelligence.

”So did we see it wrong just now? Eh, Uncle, the excuse you’re making up is super bad, y’know. Even an innocent and cute girl like me doesn’t believe it, do you think boss Huahua would believe it?”

”I don’t believe it either,” Huahua quickly interjected.

”Since none of you believe it, what can I say?”