Ghost Catching System

The incense stick somehow lit up on its own.

”Playing ghost tricks, are you doing a magic show here?” He Shaotian snorted. In his eyes, Chu Hao’s techniques were simply magic tricks. Having studied abroad, he didn’t believe in things like Ghost Gods, and even if he did, he wouldn’t believe that Chu Hao had such skills. But soon, he couldn’t laugh anymore.

With a ”PFFT,” the guy let out a stinky fart, his face turning all colors. Immediately after, he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. Another loud noise followed, and a foul smell filled the air, making everyone instinctively cover their noses.

He Shaotian was instantly baffled and soiled himself on the spot, his pants filled with poop and urine.

The room reeked to high heaven, making people roll their eyes.

It was unbearably stinky. Yi Zhengjun and the others tightly pinched their noses, their faces creased with frowns. What on earth was this kid up to?

He Shaotian’s mother exclaimed, ”Son, what’s wrong with you?”

He Shaotian was too terrified to speak.

Following another loud noise, even his mother, a stickler for cleanliness, was driven back by the stench, retreating and looking at her son with a bizarre expression on her face.

Tang Mo, covering her nose, said, ”He Shaotian, shitting in public, I had no idea you were into this kind of thing.”

He Shaotian’s face turned beet red, his dignity completely shot. Pointing at Chu Hao with an astonished expression, he bellowed, ”You! What have you done to me?”

Chu Hao shrugged and said, ”I, this Taoist Master, didn’t touch you. What could I have done?”

Indeed! Chu Hao hadn’t touched He Shaotian.

Hua Zhen, standing to the side with eyes shining, said, ”This is a Ghost Doctor Technique, ’Three Souls to Expel Filth.’ As the name suggests, it gets rid of the waste in our body, which is then transformed into feces to be expelled in the early morning.

”Your Three Souls have been affected, so you began to defecate.”

Everyone was incredulous. Was this the skill of a Ghost Doctor? It was incredible!

Imagine, just by lighting a stick of incense, someone could be made to defecate in public. It was an incredibly dirty trick.

Yi Qinglian’s grandfather, worldly as he was, looked at Chu Hao, his eyes lighting up. This young man was truly capable.

”DING… Host has successfully shown off, earning 900 Pretentiousness Points.”

He Shaotian let out a bizarre cry and ran out of the room. His mother, too, stomped her feet in rage and chased after her son.

”Son, slow down! You’re exposed!”

He Shaotian wished he could bash his head in. His mom knew and still said it; wasn’t that just making him even more embarrassed? He hated Chu Hao to death in his heart. Ever since this guy appeared, he had been dogged by misfortune. Not a single day had gone well, and he could even dream of the other’s detestable smiling face when sleeping.

Tang Mo hastily opened the windows; the stench was too much to bear.

Hua Zhen took a deep breath before saying, ”Turns out you’re an insider. Well then, let’s have a comparison.”

Chu Hao cast a sidelong glance at Hua Zhen and said indifferently, ”Are you even worthy to compare with me? Not to mention you, even ten of you might not be a match for a single toe of this Taoist Master.”

So arrogant! others thought. But Brother Hao had been pretentious his entire life; why would he care about others’ opinions? He was just that willful.

Hua Zhen’s two disciples, seeing their master belittled, could hardly bear it and wanted to throw punches. Their gaze fiercely fixed on Chu Hao as they said, ”Don’t be too arrogant.”

Chu Hao waved his hand dismissively and said, ”Arrogant? When this Taoist Master acts, why should I care about others’ gazes? You two pieces of trash, don’t talk to this Taoist Master. As lower beings, you’re not even qualified to try and get my attention.”

”DING… Host has struck with extreme disdain, earning 900 Pretentiousness Points.”

This was outrageous! They used to say Chu Hao was a lowly person, unworthy of speaking with them, but when he showed his hand, it was a total slap in the face. This level of pretentiousness was unbearable!

Even Yi Qingcheng, such a gentle and quiet young lady, couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Hua Zhen’s expression was ugly, and his voice somber as he said, ”Your Ghost Doctor Technique may be brilliant, but I am not far behind. As it happens, several friends of mine are also in the Imperial Capital. We’ll see who’s better at saving people tomorrow.”

Chu Hao tilted his head slightly, looking down at Hua Zhen through his nostrils as he said, ”Sorry, you are still not qualified to compete with me, lowly people.”

Hua Zhen’s face turned even uglier. He had been just as arrogant before, never taking Chu Hao seriously. Now the tables had turned, and when he tried to prove himself, the other party struck directly.

Hua Zhen huffed, ”My friends are all skilled, and with their intervention, saving the patient is certain.”

Yi Qinglian’s grandfather and mother were overjoyed. If they could save her, nothing could be better.

Chu Hao still looked down on people through his nostrils and said, ”No matter how many people you ask for help, from start to finish, you are nothing but lowly people.”

”DING... The host has achieved extreme arrogance, gaining 900 Pretentiousness Points.”

Damn it! Will this kid die if he doesn’t look at people through his nostrils? Especially when he looks down through his nostrils, his gaze full of contempt!

Hua Zhen was so angry his liver ached. Being called ”lowly” once, then ”lowly people” again, it was a slap in the face. He had never been looked down upon like this before. He was on the verge of going crazy.

”Disciples, let’s go. We will know the outcome tomorrow.”

After Hua Zhen left, it was better to wait for tomorrow’s outcome than to stay any longer.

Only then did Yi Qinglian’s grandfather say, ”Little Chu, can you really save Qinglian?”

Chu Hao turned his head, looking at Yi Qinglian’s grandfather through his nostrils, causing the old man’s mouth to twitch.

Chu Hao lowered his head slightly and said, ”Full confidence is impossible, but now I’m ninety percent sure.”

Yi Qinglian’s family breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Chu Hao differently, saying, ”Then we’ll leave it to you, Little Chu.”

Chu Hao went back to playing his flute. This time, success was the only option; failure was not allowed. He absolutely had to suppress the Forgetful God.

After Hua Zhen and his disciples left the Yi Family, his face was extremely unsightly.

”Master, that kid is too arrogant. Let me go and teach him a lesson,” one of Hua Zhen’s disciples said.

Hua Zhen snorted coldly, ”Let him be arrogant for now. Tomorrow, I, your Master, will make sure he can’t hold his head high.”

He then took out his phone and started calling his friends.

”Old Tu, come over and help out. There’s someone who looks down on us Ghost Doctors.”

”Someone dares to look down on Ghost Doctors? Just wait, I’ll call those old guys over right away.”

By now, Hua Zhen had already started rounding up people, determined to regain his pride. As the renowned Master Hua Zhen, Ghost Doctor, he would absolutely not allow himself to be disrespected and called a lowly person.

Hua Zhen then thought of someone else and said, ”Long Can, are you in the Imperial Capital?”

On the other end of the phone, Long Can said, ”Hua Zhen, what made you think to call me?”

Hua Zhen said, ”Come to the Yi Family villa in the Imperial Capital tomorrow.”

Long Can thought for a moment and said, ”You want to save the little girl from the Yi Family?”

”Yes.”

Long Can sighed, ”Ah... that’s going to be tough.”

Hua Zhen confidently said, ”I’ve already asked Old Tu and the others. We will succeed. Also! There’s a very arrogant kid, who possibly possesses Orthodox Ghost Medical Techniques, and he’s already a Sixth Rank Ghost Doctor.”

Long Can exclaimed, ”What, a Sixth Rank Ghost Doctor?”

Hua Zhen said, ”Yes.”