Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 897: Chapter 871: The Highest Level of Pranking

”Plus, they said one time isn’t enough to cure it, you need multiple sessions, several times, and each time it’s 40 bucks. I heard you need to use sleeping pills or something, and those pills also cost money. And making some stupid form costs money too! Nowadays, these hospitals are just scams, they’re really good at making money. Treating some childlessness ends up costing hundreds, which is enough for natural childbirth expenses!”

”Mom! That’s called hypnosis, hypnosis!”

Qian couldn’t take it anymore. As the parent of possibly the most expensive female psychologist in the country, she actually openly critiques the fair prices of public hospitals. Is paying a few hundred for psychological treatments that expensive?

”Your field is really crooked, even more expensive than the village’s so-called gods. Seeing a doctor costs a few hundred bucks, just because you move your lips people give you so much money, yet when you see a physical doctor you need to take medicine, and you don’t prescribe any. I chat with people every day, and I don’t charge them anything.”

Effortlessly throwing shade at her daughter, Qian was so annoyed she wanted to slam the phone.

After all her years of study and research, how did she end up being called a gossip by her mother?

Yu Minglang quickly rubbed his hand over her chest, soothing her, ”No need to get upset, getting angry while doing a face mask isn’t good for wrinkles!”

Qian always chatted to him about beauty and skincare, so he picked up a bit of knowledge.

”Then should I just throw 1000 bucks at him and tell him to go to the hospital and not bother me?”

”Are you crazy? You’re floating because you’ve got money, is that it? Just give out 1000 bucks like that? Show him the money, but we can’t spend it, you understand? I promised your brother Zhuzi, and I’ll follow through. Your brother Zhuzi is an honest man, he brought chickens from the village, and geese, and smoked meat for us!”

Finished! Her mother sold out her own daughter just for some smoked meat and geese!

Qian stood there dumbfounded, while that heartless Xiaoqiang gestured above her head.

Meaning, Qian was struck by a bolt from the blue.

Qian gave him a slap to push him aside.

”So you’re saying I don’t have a choice?”

”Yes, hurry and come back, remember when you enter the door, you must smile brightly, and loudly say ’Brother Zhuzi, sister-in-law, you’re here!’ Remember, smile! Never make them feel like we’re flaunting our wealth!”

Just to remind her daughter of this, Qian’s mom didn’t even dare to call from home, she went outside to use her cell phone to warn her daughter.

The wealthier you are, the more you need to pay attention to these things. Even if relatives are coming from the hometown, if hospitality isn’t done properly, once word spreads around, what would happen? Qian’s mom valued face too much and dared not give anyone cause for gossip.

”Okay...” Qian answered weakly.

After hanging up, thinking about how her mom pushed her over just for some geese and smoked meat, the road home suddenly felt so distant.

”Honey, it’s okay, I’ll be with you——ah!” Xiao Qiang just wanted to comfort her, but Qian smacked him on the chest, muttering in her little mouth.

”Check out my Eight Diagrams Invincible Palm!”

”Why are you hitting me!”

Resorting to domestic violence just like that!

”Taking it out on you! You want me to hit my mom? Watch out for my palm!” Qian did not use much strength, she slapped him, and Yu Minglang cooperated well, reclining against the wall making a gesture like Xi Shi clutching her chest.

”What are you doing?” This shameless fellow...

”I’m trying to show the pitiful look of being beaten, as if I’m hurt?”

Qian was utterly unmerciful, smearing the mud of her face mask on his face!

Following this clumsy guy, you really can’t do a face mask, your face would laugh into spasms, can you not wrinkle?

”Aren’t you dirty, rubbing this grimy stuff on me? Ah! It’s all over my clothes too!” Xiaoqiang was super disgusted, what kind of stuff is this?

”This is a cleansing mask, 1000 bucks a jar, it’s all brought back from abroad, and are you blind? Is this black? This is gray!”

”You spent 1000 bucks...To buy a jar of black mud?!” Yu Minglang raised an eyebrow, thinking about developing cosmetic products later, women’s money was too easy to earn.

”Gray!” Qian seriously corrected him, absolutely intolerant of color blindness!

”Whatever color, isn’t this just mud?” Yu Minglang rubbed it between his fingers, it’s indeed mud! This texture, this feeling, isn’t it just like the mud in the ponds he used to lurk in during his old unit’s missions? Just whiter!

Getting this stuff is super easy, he could lead Qian there, roll around however she wants in it, a full-body mud bath for free!

”What do you know! The ingredients in this stuff can help with skin cleansing, getting rid of blackheads, and you need to cleanse periodically——do you want to cleanse your pores too?”

”I, I...Honey, what you say makes a lot of sense...”

Predictably, he got domestically abused again, deservedly!

The highest achievement for a man is to have his face smeared with difficult-to-clean mask mud, and then not be given the proper facial cleansing products, watching him stand by the sink scrubbing his face raw, yet still not clean.

The instigator stood mournfully at the bathroom door, speaking in a particularly sympathetic tone.

”Oh dear, brother, do you have an OCD about face washing? You’re washing this face for 3 minutes and still going at it?”

Yu Minglang lifted his head, wanting to give her a king-like disdain, but the soap got in his eyes, resulting in a squinting effect that looked even more awkward.

”Stop messing around, hurry up and get the stuff to remove this thing out.”

”Lalala, washing until raw, raw skin ah~” Wow, singing it matches really well.

Qian felt she was simply a natural talent, she could do anything.

”Are you coming at me?” Xiaoqiang threatened her.

But Boss Qian has now found a way to straighten him out, and she’s not afraid!

”Come at me! If you dare not ever sleep! Once you sleep, I’ll apply cleansing mud on your face, not only on your face but also on your...”

Heh heh, Boss Qian has plenty of ways to deal with people, she whispered such and such in his ear.

”Why is this mud whole-piece? Isn’t all of it supposed to be washed off?” He still retained a shred of wishful thinking, maybe his wife was just kidding, couldn’t be that ruthless.

”This mud doesn’t wash off by itself, it needs to be paired with cleansing products to wash, but who told you women only have one type of mask? I have other mud masks; once applied, it dries into a peel-off mask, no idea how painful pulling hair would be?”

In life, find one man to pamper you, but apply countless masks, that’s a woman’s ultimate dream!

Yu Minglang completely surrendered, he’s realized, never provoke a woman, they’re simply not to be trifled with!