Livestream Conflict-solver: The Whole Internet Begs Me for Justice!

11: Ze Ge saves the beauty – a blonde bombshell!He did not rush in, but stood in an inconspicuous corner across the street, activating his Eagle Eye Vision.

His gaze instantly penetrated the wooden window grilles of the tea house.

He saw a blonde, blue-eyed girl sitting restlessly at a tea table by the window in the main hall, clutching her phone; it was Sera.

Around her, three burly men in black short-sleeved shirts with dragon and tiger tattoos on their arms were impatiently tapping their feet, looking like prison guards.

A greasy middle-aged Manager in Tang Suit, holding a POS machine and wearing a fake smile, was saying something to Sera.

Zhang Ze’s Eagle Eye Vision could even clearly see the sneer at the corner of his mouth.

The audience in the live stream also witnessed this scene through his first-person perspective.

”Holy cow, this setup, I’d believe it if you said it was a kidnapping!”

”Those three tattooed men clearly aren’t good people! The young lady is so pitiful!”

”Brother Ze, don’t hesitate, go in and flip their tea table!”

”Look, that pig-headed Manager seems to be threatening the young lady!”

Zhang Ze withdrew his gaze, a kind smile appearing on his face.

As he walked towards the entrance of ”Yarun Tea House,” he softly said to the audience in the live stream, ”Brothers, today, I’m going to perform some cultural output for everyone.”

”I’ll teach these scammers what ’Kung Fu Tea’ is.”

No sooner had he finished speaking than he reached the tea house entrance and pushed open the heavy wooden door.

”Ding-a-ling—”

The wind chimes hanging on the door made a crisp sound, and everyone inside looked over in unison.

The Manager in Tang Suit saw Zhang Ze, first froze for a moment, then put on a professional fake smile and came forward, ”Sir, please come in, are you drinking tea alone?”

Zhang Ze ignored him completely and walked straight towards Sera’s table.

As he got closer, he finally got a clear look at the foreign girl who had asked for help.

Long golden hair cascaded over her shoulders like a waterfall, her skin was fair, and her sapphire-like eyes were veiled with a mist of tension and fear, her long eyelashes trembling slightly, making her look utterly helpless.

She wore a simple T-shirt and jeans, yet it could not conceal her tall and shapely figure.

Zhang Ze whistled in his heart.

”Damn, the photo didn’t even do her justice! She’s stunning, truly stunning!”

”This wave of international aid is worth it!”

The audience in the live stream also erupted.

”Holy crap! A blonde bombshell! Brother Ze is awesome!”

”This young lady is too beautiful, no wonder the scammers are being so ruthless!”

”Brother Ze, a hero saving a beauty! I declare, I approve of this marriage!”

Sera also saw Zhang Ze walking directly towards her, and a light appeared in her eyes.

”Sera?” Zhang Ze walked to the table and spoke gently in pure, fluent London English, ”(I’m Zhang Ze. Don’t worry, I’m here.)”

Hearing the familiar language and comforting tone, Sera’s tense nerves instantly relaxed, and her eyes immediately welled up, ”(Zhang Ze? Thank goodness! They wouldn’t let me leave!)”

This fluent English not only reassured Sera but also stunned the audience in the live stream and everyone in the tea house.

”??? Did my ears malfunction? Brother Ze’s English, he must have scored a 9 on the IELTS?”

”I failed my CET-4 three times, how did Brother Ze manage to fight, flirt, and learn a foreign language all at the same time?”

”A cultured man! This is a truly cultured man!”

The Manager in Tang Suit’s face darkened. He walked over and stood between Zhang Ze and Sera, saying with a forced smile, ”Sir, we are currently dealing with a small financial dispute. Please do not disturb us.”

”Financial dispute?” Zhang Ze turned his head and looked at him with a smile, ”My friend’s bill is my bill. Let me see the bill, I want to see what kind of divine tea it is that costs eight thousand eight hundred eighty-eight.”

”Hmph, ignorant.” The Manager in Tang Suit snorted through his nostrils, slapped the printed bill on the table, and said arrogantly, ”This is the treasure of our shop, the special Wuyi Mountain Mother Tree Dahongpao. This price is already a discount given out of respect for her being a foreign friend! We do business fairly and honestly!”

The moment he uttered the words ”fairly and honestly,” Zhang Ze felt a sharp pain in his brain.

It’s here!

Zhang Ze exaggeratedly exclaimed ”Ouch” and covered his forehead.

The Manager in Tang Suit was startled, ”What are you doing?”

Zhang Ze frowned and looked at him innocently, ”Nothing, I just have a condition. Whenever I hear someone lying through their teeth in front of me, my temples hurt as if they’re being pricked by needles. Isn’t that strange?”

At these words, the Manager in Tang Suit’s face instantly changed, and a hint of panic flashed in his eyes.

The three tattooed burly men around them saw the situation was turning bad and immediately surrounded them. The leader among them pointed at Zhang Ze menacingly, ”Kid, don’t meddle in other people’s business, or we’ll make sure you leave here horizontally!”

The rhythm in the live stream picked up.

”Here it comes, here it comes, the classic threat segment!”

”Don’t be scared, that’s Brother Ze’s Freestyle prelude!”

”Waiting for Brother Ze to teach them what ’Kung Fu Tea’ is!”

Zhang Ze completely ignored their threats. He picked up the almost untouched cup of tea on the table, sniffed it, and then used his Eagle Eye Vision to carefully examine the tea leaves.

Then, he smiled.

He turned to the still-shaken Sera and said in English, ”(My friend, don’t be afraid. This isn’t Dahongpao; this is the cheapest, lowest-grade tea dust you can find on the market, not even worth a single yuan.)”

Then, he turned his gaze to the Manager in Tang Suit, whose face was ashen, and his smile instantly turned cold.

”I’ll give you two choices.”

”First, right now, immediately, apologize to this young lady, and then respectfully escort us out.”

Zhang Ze paused, then crushed the teacup in his hand with a ”bang” into fragments. Hot tea and porcelain shards flowed from between his fingers, yet he seemed to feel nothing.

”Second, I’ll personally teach you what the f*ck ’Kung Fu’ is.”

”Kung Fu? Hahahaha! Kid, have you watched too many movies?”

”You, a pretty boy, talking about Kung Fu? Do you know how to write the word ’death’?” The leading tattooed man laughed, cracking his finger joints with a crisp ”click-click” sound, and approached Zhang Ze with a ferocious expression.

Sera’s face turned pale with fright. She instinctively grabbed Zhang Ze’s sleeve and said in trembling English, ”(Be careful! There are many of them!)”

Zhang Ze gently patted her hand that was gripping his clothes and reassured her in equally fluent English, ”(Don’t be afraid, just watch this free Kung Fu show.)”