Livestream Conflict-solver: The Whole Internet Begs Me for Justice!

2: My name is Ze Ge. If you’re not satisfied, come find me!Just then, a burst of arrogant laughter came from not far away.

”Yo, isn’t this our little steamed bun boss? All packed up already?”

The crowd automatically parted, creating a path.

Three hoodlum-looking youths walked over. Leading them was a yellow-haired guy with a faded scorpion tattooed on his neck, a cigarette dangling from his mouth.

Two others followed behind him: one was burly and muscular, with a face full of intimidating flesh.

The other was as thin as a monkey, with shifty eyes and a sneaky look.

The yellow-haired guy spotted Zhang Ze standing in front of the stall, paused for a moment, and then smiled.

”Not bad, Li Ming, you’re getting bolder.”

The yellow-haired guy spat out his cigarette butt and ground it with his toe. ”You know how to find help now? Where did you find such a pretty boy? Are you planning to scare us away with his face?”

The Fat Pig and the thin monkey behind him also burst into laughter.

The surrounding stall owners and diners instinctively backed away a few steps, afraid of getting involved.

This was the ecology of the West City Night Market; no one dared to interfere.

Zhang Ze looked at the yellow-haired trio in front of him with interest.

”Pretty boy?” Zhang Ze pointed to his own face, which was handsome enough to provoke envy from both gods and men. ”Brother, you need evidence when you speak. I am called elegant and graceful, with looks comparable to Pan An. As for scaring you away...”

”I’m here to teach you how to behave.”

As soon as he said this, the entire scene fell silent.

Li Ming nearly dropped the phone he was holding, and the live stream chat immediately exploded.

”Holy cow, holy cow, holy cow! The Streamer is crazy!”

”I give this flexing a perfect score! I just wonder how many beatings he’ll take later!”

”That line was too cool! A bit chuunibyou, but genuinely cool!”

”Don’t just watch, everyone! Record the screen! Hurry up and record it! This is a guaranteed TOP 1 entry for the Annual Death Wish Awards!”

The smile on the yellow-haired guy’s face instantly froze. In this West City Night Market, no one had ever dared to speak to him like that!

”Damn it, you dare to disrespect me!” The yellow-haired guy fiercely told the Fat Pig behind him, ”Fat Pig, ruin that face for me! Let’s see how he stays a pretty boy then!”

The Fat Pig, with his face full of intimidating flesh, sneered menacingly and advanced toward Zhang Ze.

”Kid, remember in your next life, don’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong!”

The Fat Pig roared, launching a powerful, heavy straight punch toward Zhang Ze’s face.

The surrounding diners gasped, and a few timid girls had already covered their eyes.

In the live stream chat, the bullet comments were going crazy.

”Streamer, dodge quickly!”

”It’s over, it’s over, that punch is going to break his nose!”

However, just as the punch was about to connect, Zhang Ze moved.

He merely shifted his body slightly, dodging the punch with unbelievable ease and at an incredible angle.

”What the heck!”

”Bang!”

The two-hundred-plus-pound Fat Pig, his menacing sneer still on his face, collapsed limply as if his bones had been removed.

The yellow-haired guy and the thin monkey looked as if they had seen a ghost.

The bullet comments in the live stream paused for a second, then erupted in a massive surge.

”?????????”

”Holy cow? Did I see that right? He took out a 200-pound fatty with one elbow strike?”

”What kind of martial arts is that? Wing Chun? Baji Quan? Iron Mountain Lean?”

”Special effects! This is definitely scripted special effects! Too fake!”

”To the commenter above, can your script afford such a realistic actor? Look, that fatty’s face is green with pain!”

”Streamer, I was wrong, I apologize for my previous comments! You are not a pretty boy, you are a martial arts master!”

While everyone was still in shock, the thin monkey next to them reacted. He pulled a switchblade from his lower back, circled behind, and lunged toward the back of Zhang Ze’s heart!

”Streamer, look out!” Li Ming shouted in terror.

The live stream chat was filled with warnings of ”Be careful” and horrified emojis.

Zhang Ze’s body suddenly dropped down with a magnitude impossible for an ordinary person, while his right leg whipped out in a swift back kick.

”Crack!”

A crisp sound rang out, hitting the thin monkey’s knife-wielding wrist squarely.

The thin monkey screamed, and the switchblade flew out of his hand, clattering onto the ground.

He himself was sent flying backward by the immense force of the kick, overturning a table.

Again, one move.

Clean, swift, and utterly decisive.

The number of viewers in the live stream had skyrocketed from 1,500 to 5,000! Countless netizens who rushed over after hearing the news witnessed this spectacular scene, comparable to a martial arts movie.

”Holy cow! Holy cow! Holy cow!”

”That’s real skill! Mom, I saw gods fighting!”

”Does the Streamer take apprentices? I want to learn that! That’s so damn cool!”

”Followed, followed! From today onward, you are my only Brother!”

Now, only the yellow-haired guy was left standing.

He looked at his two subordinates—one lying on the ground twitching, the other groaning after knocking over a table—and then at Zhang Ze, who was completely unharmed and whose hair wasn’t even messed up. He started to feel afraid.

”You... don’t come any closer!” ”I’m telling you, my Big Brother is Brother Scorpion! If you dare touch me, Brother Scorpion won’t let you off!”

”Scorpion?” Zhang Ze glanced at the faded tattoo on his neck and laughed. ”You mean this mantis shrimp on your neck?”

”Pfft...”

Some onlookers nearby couldn’t hold it in and burst out laughing.

The yellow-haired guy’s face instantly turned liver-colored. This was humiliation! Naked humiliation!

”I’ll fight you!” he yelled, bracing himself and charging toward Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze shook his head and sighed.

”Why bother?”

Facing the charging yellow-haired guy, he advanced instead of retreating, shifted his steps, swayed his body, and instantly appeared beside the yellow-haired guy.

He gently raised his right hand, turning his palm into a knife edge, and struck the back of the yellow-haired guy’s neck with moderate force.

”Thud.”

The yellow-haired guy’s eyes rolled back. Without even a groan, he fell forward stiffly, hitting the ground face-first and completely passing out.

Three moves, three people taken care of.

The entire process took less than a minute.

Zhang Ze dusted off his hands, though there was no dust, walked up to the stunned Li Ming, took the phone back from him, and flashed a handsome smile at the camera.

”Brothers, the problem is solved.”

”The Streamer is awesome!! (Voice cracking)”

”God Ze! From today onward, please call him God Ze!”

”My Brother Ze is a socialite, handsome and ruthless!”

”Mom asked me why I’m watching the live stream on my knees...”

Zhang Ze ignored the frenzied bullet comments. He walked over to the yellow-haired guy he had just knocked out, nudged him with his foot, and said, ”Stop playing dead. Get up and pay up.”

The yellow-haired guy slowly came to, and seeing Zhang Ze’s smiling face, he jolted in fear and fumbled to pull his phone out of his pocket.

”Transfer the money.” Zhang Ze pointed to Li Ming’s payment QR code. ”The tables, chairs, steamed buns, plus emotional distress and lost income, total... just transfer five thousand.”

The yellow-haired guy’s face turned pale, but looking at Zhang Ze’s harmless smile, he didn’t dare say another word, trembling as he transferred five thousand dollars.

With a ”ding,” Li Ming’s phone received the transfer notification.

”Also, I am Brother Ze. If you have a problem, come find me!”

”Get lost.” Zhang Ze waved his hand.

The yellow-haired guy helped up his two companions, who were still groaning, and scrammed, disappearing into the West City Night Market crowd.

The surrounding stall owners and diners erupted in applause and cheers.

Zhang Ze made a cool gesture toward the camera.

”Brothers, that’s all for today’s live stream. Remember, justice may be late, but in my live stream, it will never be absent.”

Having said that, he smoothly ended the live stream.

Almost at the same moment, the long-awaited voice sounded in his mind.

[Ding! The ”Uphold Justice” mission is complete!]

[Mission Reward Issued: The temporary skill ”Super Fighting Technique (Mastery Level)” has been converted into a permanent skill!]

[Congratulations to the Host for unlocking the System Shop!]