What if your Honkai Star Rail was like this?

Chapter 346: Chapter 346: Don’t Project Into It Aaaaah

[Luofu Dragon Masters Official: ???]

[Dan Heng: ???]

[Jing Yuan: ?]

[Stelle: ???]

[Bailu: !!!]

If it were just the title of ”Luofu Dragon Lord,” it wouldn’t be enough to shock everyone so much. After all, under Jing Yuan’s management, the former ”Imbibitor Lunae” is gradually being phased out and replaced by the new Dragon Lord of the Xianzhou, the ”Dragon Maiden Who Holds Medicine,” Bailu.

But ”Luofu First Fist”? That sounds like a combat expert, right?

Moreover, why is this version of Bailu the adult one? Every movement, every frown and smile carries a strangely familiar feeling... Some people can’t sit still!

[Blade: Hm? Hmph...]

[Silver Wolf: @Blade... Can’t you say a little more? Every time it’s at most two words, what does it mean?]

[Blade: Hmph... Nosy.]

[Silver Wolf: ...]

[Jing Yuan: This time there are eight or nine parts that resemble an old acquaintance, but how was this done? Could this really be one of the countless parallel universes?]

[Zandar: Impossible, absolutely impossible!]

[Big Herta: Completely possible.]

[Luocha: @Jingliu This should be the person you’ve always wanted to see, right? Why not take this chance to look at her a few more times?]

[Jingliu (Pre-Transmigration Eyepatch Version): ...?]

[Jingliu (Post-Transmigration): Hm? Hehehe... Ahahahahaha—! Yes, yes! It’s exactly this appearance! What a pity... she’s not her, hahaha—]

[Jing Yuan: @The Shackling Prison Official Suddenly feeling uneasy, I suggest you strengthen your defenses over there... Never mind, I’m packing my luggage right now and heading over personally to take charge.]

[Jing Yuan: @Fu Xuan These days go to the Seat of Divine Foresight and keep an eye on things for me]

[Fu Xuan: This General accepts the order]

”You guys look, it’s Master Bailu! Master Bailu has arrived!”

As Bailu appeared, the entire tavern’s atmosphere instantly became lively. Everyone looked at Bailu with excitement, their eyes full of anticipation.

However, even while standing in such a spotlight position, Bailu remained calm and unhurried. With her hands behind her back, she slowly walked onto the arena: ”How do you want to compete?”

”Of course we’ll go all out!” Skott snorted coldly and said, ”Bring out all your methods! Only then can you prove the value of my company’s techniques!”

”I want everyone to know that although Master Bailu is a powerhouse in the Luofu, once you get to the company, you’re nothing more than a loli!”

[Company Lone Wolf Group Employee: @Skott5 Boss, look quick! You’ve been greatly buffed in here, you’re so damn cool!]

[Skott5: ...]

[Skott5: Bullshit! Where is this a buff? It’s clearly an insult to me!]

[Aventurine: ?]

[Skott5: Am I the kind of upright villain?! If it were me up there, I would’ve already won by now!]

[Stelle: ??? What does it mean?]

[Skott5: Didn’t this Master Bailu just ask me how I wanted to compete? I would definitely say ”Then let’s compete in company techniques. If it’s not company techniques, you can’t use them.” That way the opponent would be helpless and could only get beaten by me!]

[Stelle: ...]

[Aventurine: @Market Development Department Whose war general is this?]

”Fine. Since you’re insisting, I won’t say much more.”

Bailu let out a soft sigh and slowly raised one hand—

Whoosh—

In an instant, all the water in the entire tavern broke free from its containers without any warning, gathering above Bailu’s head and turning into a lifelike water dragon!

Bailu chanted softly: ”This power... I originally did not wish to use.”

”Sigh, Hidden Moon in the Cave Heaven, Azure Dragon Purifies the World!”

Seeing this, Skott actually didn’t dodge or evade. A flame ignited in his eyes: ”Is that all?”

”My father betrayed me first, my colleagues stabbed me in the back first... For my own sake, how could I fall here? How could I lose to a guy like you?!”

”Drink up—”

Rumble—!

The water dragon swallowed Skott and defeated him.

Victory and defeat were decided.

[March 7th: Just now... what exactly was burning?]

[Tail: Still as ridiculously overpowered as ever.]

[Skott5: ...]

[Skott5: !!! Who wrote this plot? @Host You’ve caused extremely serious damage to my image! I’m going to sue you! You must compensate me!]

[——Livestream Prompt: User ”Skott5” has been muted for ten days.]

[Stelle: @Bailu This version of you is so damn cool!]

[Bailu: Hmph... It’s just average. With this young lady’s ability, there won’t be any problem achieving this in the future!]

[Bailu: But the me in here has become a boring adult! Look, she doesn’t have any expression at all! Boring. If this young lady grows up, there’s absolutely no way I’d keep a cold face like that.]

[Luofu Dragon Masters Official: @Bailu Dragon Maiden, fighting is uncivilized behavior. Please do not imitate it randomly.]

[Luofu Dragon Masters Official: As long as we are still in the Luofu, no danger or threat can approach the Dragon Maiden.]

[Dan Heng: Then where exactly do the dangers and threats come from?]

[Luofu Dragon Masters: ...Since you’re already an outsider, don’t interfere with our clan’s internal affairs.]

”My goodness, Lady Bailu! That move was just too cool!”

”Company brat! Can you withstand two hundred years of skill with this move?”

”Lady Bailu, I’m your dog!”

”...”

Bailu slowly exhaled, stepped down from the fighting platform, and in front of everyone pulled Skott up. She said indifferently: ”When meeting friends through martial arts, the emphasis is on the word ’harmony.’ Even if we fight, the harmony only increases rather than decreases.”

”If we damage the harmony, wouldn’t it be the same as those street punks outside... cough cough, I mean those ruffians and hooligans gathering to brawl?”

”Dear friends, there’s no need to envy my skills. What ’Luofu First’ is just flattery from friends. If everyone receives systematic training, you can all train to this level.”

—”Master Bailu! How can we train to become as strong as you?” someone asked timely.

Bailu cleared her throat, smiled slightly, and said: ”Good question. I have a martial arts hall in the Exalting Sanctum. I see that everyone present has affinity with me. As long as you sign up for the ’Fist Technique Crash Course,’ in just twenty years I guarantee you’ll master a full set of skills and bring glory to the Luofu!”

[Bailu: ? Why is it like this?]

[Stelle: ...It looks like she didn’t just become a ’boring adult,’ she’s also a ’broke adult.’]

[Boothill: It must be the damn Interastral Peace Corporation’s fault!]

[Interastral Peace Corporation Official: Wanted criminal, do not poke]

[Blade: @Jing Yuan We left her in the Luofu... and this is how you take care of her?]

[Jing Yuan: ??? Are you mentally clear? This is fictional.]

[Blade: Hmph hahahahaha—!]

[Silver Wolf: @Jing Yuan Luofu General, let me teach you a way to tell if Blade’s mind is normal: If he suddenly talks a lot more, there’s no doubt it’s the Mara-Struck State.]

[Kafka: Don’t worry, I’ve already reached Blade’s door. I’ll suppress his Mara-Struck State soon.]

[Jingliu (Post-Transmigration): @Jing Yuan Jing Yuan... This is how you brought her up? What a great General you are... Very good, very good...]

[Jing Yuan: ??? Jingliu, why you too?]

[The Shackling Prison Official: Bad! She’s going to break out of prison! It’s deeply rooted!! @General Jing Yuan where are you? We can’t hold on much longer!]

[Jing Yuan exited the livestream]