What if your Honkai Star Rail was like this?

Chapter 344: Chapter 344: Qingque: Diviner, the weather is getting cold, please put on an extra layer of clothes.

The scene shifts. Led by Jing Yuan and Guinaifen, the group arrives at the ”Palace of Astrum” on the Luofu. This is the headquarters of the Sky-Faring Commission, the domain of the Helm Master of the Sky-Faring Commission, just like the Seat of Divine Foresight.

[Yukong: ...{Helpless.jpg} Do I still have business here?]

[Tingyun: Even Lord Yukong cares about this kind of thing? (Sneaky laugh.jpg)]

[Feixiao: Sister Yukong appears too... (Peeking.jpg)]

[Yukong: Ahem. When speaking outside, please use official titles.]

As the plot progresses, a staff member walking with their head down accidentally bumps into Stelle. He quickly steps back two steps and hurriedly apologizes: ”Sorry, sorry, I didn’t see you just now. I’m really very sorry...”

Before he could finish speaking, the staff member suddenly freezes, then violently throws the work materials in his hand into the air: ”Why is this happening again?”

Stelle: ?

”Come quickly! This is bad! The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus are here again, they’ve come back in full force!!”

”The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus have come to the Palace of Astrum again!!”

[Qingque: ??? What’s going on? I’ve heard of the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, but are they really this arrogant? They even dare to take the initiative to attack the Palace of Astrum?]

[Fu Xuan: Hmph, ignorant scriptwriter. The reason the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus can still survive on the Luofu is precisely because they act low-key. Making such a big scene like this is simply courting death, isn’t it? Just an Abundance god-tier drama!]

[AAA Disciples of Sanctus Medicus Official (Click my avatar to see the Longevity Secret Manual): @Fu Xuan’s Yao Bow Believer, what do you know? Do you really think we avoid direct confrontation because we can’t beat you? The Abundance is merciful; we simply cannot bear to cause more bloodshed!]

[Fu Xuan: Heh, you still dare to openly refute this seat. Have you truly lived long enough? This seat has already traced your signal. Qingque, follow me to battle! Great achievements and meritorious deeds are just around the corner!]

[Qingque: Eh? Me?]

[Fu Xuan exited the livestream room]

[AAA Disciples of Sanctus Medicus Official exited the livestream room]

[Jing Yuan: ...Sigh. Fu Qing is still a bit too impatient. The more it’s like this, the harder it is to sit in this general’s position. It would be nice if she could have the same mentality as that girl under her command.]

[Herta: I originally thought this was the creation of some fictional historian, but now I have a slightly different view—could this be the ”destiny” of some parallel universe?]

[Screwllum: Agreement; Logic: Consistent with parallel universe theoretical laws]

[Zandar: Incorrect. All extensions of ”possibility” have already been blocked by the Erudition. The calculations of the universe have been anchored. Even parallel universes cannot avoid it.]

[Zandar: Unless... ”Mythus” did not lose to the Erudition as rumored, but instead defeated Him through similar means... Interesting.]

[Herta No.1: A mere first-rank genius dares to question Lady Herta? Lady Herta is unparalleled in the world, Lady Herta outshines all others!]

[Herta No.2: Lady Herta is supremely intelligent, Lady Herta is both wise and brave!]

[Herta No.3: Lady Herta...]

——[Livestream Room Warning: A large number of water army accounts have been detected maliciously spamming. Accounts have now been banned. Please, dear viewers of the livestream room, watch civilly. If you don’t like it, please don’t cause harm.]

[Herta: ???]

”Hey! Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, don’t go too far!”

At this moment, a delicate shout rings out. Under the gaze of thousands upon thousands of eyes in the livestream room, a foxian whose main color is green steps boldly across rows of office desks. Every movement carries incomparable confidence and dominance, exactly like a strong career woman in the workplace.

”Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, you’ve come to cause trouble time and time again. I really have to admire your courage.”

”But remember this: even if that short general can tolerate you, the Sky-Faring Commission will not!”

Huohuo glares with wide eyes and clenches her fists: ”Final warning! Leave right now and no one will get hurt. Otherwise, all of you will be thrown out by me!”

[Yukong: ???]

[”Tail” followed the livestream room]

[Tail: Hey! What a baby, this livestream room is really exciting! Record it, record it!]

[Tail: @Huohuo I say, little girl, when did you go film this scene? How come this great one doesn’t know about it? Or do you have a side that even this great one doesn’t know about?]

[Huohuo: I-I didn’t film this at all! So many people just said it’s fake! {Grievance.jpg}]

[Huohuo: A-and, even I ended up like this. Do you think... do you think you’ll fare any better inside? @Tail]

[Tail: Hey, you little brat, you actually dare to talk back to this great one?]

[SAM: How... there’s even my lines? (Poking head out.jpg)]

[Qingque: Diviner, come quickly! You’re about to become a general!]

[Fu Xuan joined the livestream room]

[Fu Xuan: ?]

[Qingque: Just now Helm Master Huohuo said the general inside is a shorty... ahem, that the general inside isn’t very tall. After thinking it over, the only possibility is you!]

[Fu Xuan: Qingque, you’ve really harmed this general!]

[Qingque: You flatter me, General. This isn’t difficult at all; anyone could guess it.]

[Fu Xuan: Since you spoke so well just now, I order you to split into five groups alone to resist the Abundance abomination.]

”Pfft!”

Seeing the serious expression on Huohuo’s doll-like face, Stelle couldn’t hold it in and laughed. Of course, she wasn’t the only one. Everyone in front of the screen couldn’t hold it in either, but no one posted it.

Seeing this, Huohuo flies into a rage: ”You’re bullying us too much! Quickly send the person away! I will not receive anyone from the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus!”

As soon as her words fall, a group of people surges out from left and right. Without a word, they hoist Stelle onto a sedan chair and carry her away.

?

Seeing this, everyone immediately shows puzzled expressions: Weren’t they from the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus? Why are they sending her off with such fanfare?

As everyone knows, the forces of the Hunt and the Abundance are basically incompatible as fire and water. When they meet, they hate each other so much they want to dig up each other’s ancestral graves. So why is this place treating a ”Disciple of Sanctus Medicus” so courteously?

Is this some special etiquette of the Xianzhou—feed them well, let them drink up, and send them off nicely?

Soon, Huohuo in the scene gives the answer:

”What? That person is your companion? Everything just now was a misunderstanding? We got the wrong person?”

”...But don’t worry. Although I really hate the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus, I will still give the proper treatment. Not only will I not let anyone feel wronged, their days will even be quite carefree.”

”What? You don’t know? The Disciples of Sanctus Medicus are a famous charitable organization within the Xianzhou Alliance. ’Selfless’, ’altruistic’... these characteristics belonging to the Abundance have actually been strictly practiced by them.”

”Their reputation in the Alliance is extremely good. No matter where they go, they are highly respected.”

[AAA Disciples of Sanctus Medicus Official entered the livestream room]

[AAA Disciples of Sanctus Medicus Official: The Abundance is merciful! Loyalty!]

[Denizens of Abundance Official: The Abundance is merciful! Loyalty!]

[Abundance People Official: The Abundance is merciful! Loyalty!]

[AAA Disciples of Sanctus Medicus Official: Finally... finally there is a Xianzhou person from another universe who can understand what we do? I knew all this persistence had meaning! The Yao Bow is merely a bringer of calamity. Only the Abundance can grant us a future!]

[Denizens of Abundance Official: Exactly, exactly. If not for the Yao Bow causing trouble, the Abundance would have already sown the seeds of wisdom throughout the entire universe!]

[Fu Xuan: Heh, giving birth but not raising them, huh? In this general’s... ahem, in this seat’s view, even if the plague of immortality has a tiny bit of merit, it definitely has nothing to do with you people.]

[Qingque: Seconded.]