What if your Honkai Star Rail was like this?

Chapter 327: Chapter 327: So... You’re Quite Bold, Huh?

In the dream.

Stelle originally never drank alcohol, but she couldn’t withstand March 7th’s enthusiasm and ended up being poured one bottle, two bottles, three bottles, four bottles, five bottles...

At first, Stelle still secretly maintained some vigilance in her heart. After all, there were no pies falling from the sky. So she called her good friend Dan Heng over. Once she saw Dan Heng arrive, she felt relieved.

Even if March 7th had any bad ideas, with her good friend Dan Heng present, she wouldn’t be able to succeed. Hahaha.

Thus, Stelle let down her guard.

However, Dan Heng’s alcohol tolerance seemed rather poor. Stelle hadn’t even gotten dizzy yet, but he had already collapsed onto the single sofa. Two empty bottles were placed at his feet, and he had completely passed out.

Stelle wasn’t sure if it was her imagination, but she kept feeling that the top of Dan Heng’s head looked pointy, as if a bump had swelled up...

”Hahaha... March, look at this Dan Heng. He’s, he’s so weak hahaha~”

Stelle downed the remaining half bottle of cocktail in one go. Her little face flushed red as she laughed and spoke.

March 7th tossed a broken piece of glass bottle into the trash can, then opened another bottle of cocktail. ”Hearing you say that, you’re quite bold, huh?”

Stelle waved her small hand: ”Just kidding. I... hic! I’m super bold, okay? I’m super good at drinking!”

Probably due to the alcohol, Stelle felt her consciousness becoming lighter and lighter, as if she were flying in the sky—free, relaxed, and happy.

But at the same time, an indescribable feeling of heat was born from her lower abdomen. She couldn’t tell if she was wearing too much, but before long she was soaked all over, probably because the room was really hot.

”Haah... Stelle, you smell so good.”

March 7th’s pretty face was covered in a blush. She leaned closer to Stelle and whispered softly, ”Stelle, can I smell the scent on your body?”

Stelle hummed and, following her inner instinct, said: ”I-Isn’t that a bit much? Two single girls... it’s too, too intimate... no.”

March 7th ignored her and pressed herself against Stelle: ”Just a sniff. We’re all good friends, it’s nothing~”

”F-Fine then... only a sniff... hic~”

March 7th buried her small head in Stelle’s neck, aggressively sniffing the latter’s body scent. Her beautiful eyes stared straight at the snow-white neck right in front of her. She swallowed hard and asked again:

”Stelle, your skin is so white. This neck is just like a swan’s—so cute... Can I take a bite?”

Stelle hummed again and, following her inner instinct, said: ”I-Isn’t that a bit much? Two single girls... just sniffing was already intimate enough. This... hic... i-isn’t that a bit much?”

March 7th said gently: ”Aiya, we’re all good friends... How about you treat me as your real sister? There’s nothing wrong with sisters touching or taking a bite, right?”

Stelle said in a daze: ”N-No~”

March 7th pretended to be puzzled: ”You said what?”

”...Fine, I said n—”

Before Stelle could finish, March 7th seized the opportunity and bit down on the former’s fair, tender neck. She didn’t bite hard. Stelle only felt a numb, tingling sensation, even a little pleasurable. She couldn’t hold back and let out a moan.

”D-Don’t do it again.”

Stelle’s voice sounded like she was about to cry. She subconsciously tried to push March 7th away: ”Really can’t... can’t. Dan Heng is still here... there’s someone... not good...”

March 7th leaned close to Stelle’s ear, her voice sweet to the point of cloying: ”Haah... Then, would it be fine if Dan Heng wasn’t here?”

”Mmm... if he’s not... hic! It would be fine.”

Hearing this, March 7th’s slender arms wrapped around Stelle’s waist. Biting her ear, she said: ”Then... let’s go to the inner room.”

After saying that, she even gently pinched Stelle’s waist: ”Nice figure~ It’s quite soft hahaha...”

”Ah... March... w-what are you doing?” Stelle hummed unhappily.

March 7th princess-carried Stelle and said drunkenly: ”Do... do it. Don’t worry, it’ll be quick.”

”...Ah, d-don’t do this. It’s too intimate.”

”Heh, how old are you? Hmm? Still so shy? Looks like you don’t understand at all~”

”U-Understand what?” Stelle only struggled a little. After finding it useless, she gave up resisting: ”F-Fine then. I’ll make an exception this time and let you carry me. P-Put me down.”

March 7th sneered. Dream on!

”Sigh, Stelle, I see you’re drunk too. Why don’t you come rest in my room? Also... I have something really good in my room.”

Hearing this, Stelle instantly regained a trace of clarity: ”Something really good? What is it? I-Is it a new game?”

”Aiya, it’s even more exciting than games~ I can even teach you how to climb the dua lang~”

”Climb the dua lang? W-What does that mean...?”

March 7th smiled seductively: ”Come, you’ll know once you see it.”

Thus, under March 7th’s relentless coaxing and pestering, she finally tricked Stelle into the inner room, leaving only Dan Heng collapsed alone in the living room.

”······”

”...Mmm.”

The moment March 7th carried Stelle into the inner room, Dan Heng let out a muffled groan of pain. His eyelashes trembled, and he subconsciously reached up to touch the top of his head: ”It hurts so much—”

Bang!

Another crisp sound of a glass bottle shattering rang out. Dan Heng fell asleep again.

”Whew— Now it’s foolproof.”

March 7th muttered while looking at the unconscious Dan Heng, then turned and walked back into the inner room, locking the door behind her.

”Mmmgh—”

On the bed, Stelle burped. She tried to roll over but accidentally pressed against something, which felt very uncomfortable.

She slightly opened her eyes and saw it was a Honkai Impact 3rd comic. On the cover were titles like ”White-Haired Blue-Eyed Airheaded Beauty × Raiden Queen,” ”Some Russian Female Executive × German Artist,” ”Pink Fairy Miss × Golden Female Star × Green Creature Doctor × Pink-Haired Martial Arts Master × ...”

This... this was!

Seeing these, Stelle instantly became much more alert. An ominous premonition rose in her heart. She nervously swallowed and looked at March 7th: ”M-March, w-what is this?”

”What is all this?”

March 7th leaned closer to Stelle and smiled: ”Aiyo? Your face is red?”

”Come on, let me see!”

Stelle hugged her chest tightly with both arms, protecting the clothes on her body. ”No!”

”Let me see!”

”No, March! What are you doing?!”

March 7th said with a serious smile: ”Let me check if your development is normal?”

”No! March! No!” Stelle was extremely panicked and forcefully pushed March 7th a distance away.

”...Heh heh heh.”

After being pushed away, March 7th was first silent for two seconds, then burst into low laughter. Her expression changed, no longer gentle or playful: ”Be obedient!”

”Let me see!”