Ning An's Wild Wish System

Chapter 35: Chapter 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch

Before the ambulance arrived.

Ning An had already left leisurely.

There was no point in him staying there any longer.

After all, the layperson’s wish had been fulfilled, and it was time for him, the Daoist Master, to withdraw.

A meteorite falling from the sky, what nonsense!

No need for Ning An to think, this was definitely going to be today’s top trending topic!

Sure enough.

Before he even got back to the Daoist Temple, the trending list was already thoroughly dominated by Aluf.

The top three trending topics were:

#TheGreatQinghasFallenYouJustRememberedtoEnterthePalace#

#MonologueoftheLastEunuchontheWorld#

#DoesNonsenseReallyMatterThatMuch#

As soon as these keywords appeared, they immediately attracted the attention of more layers of netizens.

Just looking at these keywords, they felt full of hype.

And because of this, many netizens indiscriminately acknowledged a thief as their father.

”Could any kind-hearted foster father send me a video resource? I want to see the whole process!”

”I heard that if you say online, ’I’m from the Evil God Temple,’ you can trade for the video, is it true?”

For a while, the video Ning An broadcasted live at that time was found, attracting countless netizens to watch.

”Punk Chelsea? What’s that thing stuck to his chest? My grandma laughed after watching it and immediately had our dog Wangcai draw one on the spot.”

After all, Aluf was so confident back then, he never expected today to happen.

Plus, Ning An’s livestream was filled with all kinds of unconventional talents, and when making the video, not only did they not cut these parts, they even gave it a close-up.

So, at first, the netizens who didn’t understand drastically lowered their impression of Aluf.

”Isn’t that that anti-fraud streamer, Aluf or whatever? What’s he doing at the Daoist Temple, can Immortals even be debunked?”

”Heh, you clearly don’t go online much, it’s not debunking Immortals, it’s debunking this Little Daoist.”

”Walt? Is being a Daoist that risky now? A punk can even come to the door?”

”Haha, didn’t you see that talisman on his chest, he’s scared of meeting ghosts, but also scared the runes won’t work, looking all spiritual, probably thinking if he can’t beat them, he’ll scare them to death, haha.”

”Look, Brother Sect Leader is out.”

Amid the noisy chatter of netizens, everyone’s attention was again on Ning An.

”Oh wow! What a handsome Little Daoist!”

”I really don’t understand, how such a young boy could go down this path, where’s the morality, dignity, WeChat, address?”

Initially, the streamer’s followers were just watching the video with giggles, just killing time.

But gradually, everyone couldn’t laugh anymore.

”What kind of face levy costs three million? Are they crazy for money?”

”No, I say that punk is dumb too, if someone asks for it, you just give it, fool?”

”Forty thousand for a stick of incense?! The world of the rich is indeed different from us gutter rats.”

Without any questions asked.

Be it three million or forty thousand, they deeply pierced the netizens’ hearts.

Finally, someone started to crack.

”Is this still a Daoist Temple? Ugh, disgusting! Always saying Daoists live in poverty and aren’t greedy for earthly possessions, as expected seeing is believing!”

”I originally thought those bald monks with their fancy fees were already nauseating, didn’t expect something even more ridiculous like... face levy?”

”Sigh, such a handsome Little Daoist, why be so greedy, I originally thought of having two monkeys with him, now seeing this, let’s have more, I can afford it anyway.”

”...”

”I won’t comment, the progress bar tells me things aren’t as simple as they seem.”

...

Despite the scolding, the netizens’ eyes still stayed glued to the screen.

After all, they also wanted to see how nonsense was connected to this video.

But watching further, it was shocking...

”Wishing to become the most unique person in the world? And needing everyone’s acknowledgment, have some shame!”

”This is supposedly an anti-fraud streamer? Not afraid of disgracing this field?”

”This Little Daoist is really something, this person is clearly here to pick a fight, how could he agree to go with him?”

Just as many clueless netizens were anxious, they were suddenly stunned by what unfolded before their eyes.

”That...that thing? A scale from a coffin dragged by nine dragons?”

”Been reading too many fantasy novels? The meteorite rapidly friction with the air causing heat radiation layers, pfft, didn’t you learn this in high school?”

”Why do I think the meteorite’s trajectory looks strange? This curve shouldn’t be, it feels almost... as if it’s conscious?”

”Damn! It hit that anti-fraud streamer Aluf!”

Under the watchful eyes of countless netizens, the meteorite destined to be passed down in the bizarre division directly penetrated the bird, crashing to the ground.

At the same time.

It also sparked flecks of blood.

”Seems like... his wish came true huh...”

”Indeed it did, today...unique... he’s universally acknowledged, all three conditions met...”

”Nothing to say, lighting one up.”

...

With this, the online storm was fully formed.

The classic scene of ”Daoist teasing, nonsense” exploded all new media platforms instantly.

#Surprise! Daoist demands an exorbitant three million Immortal face levy, is there any unreasonable phenomenon#

#ThreeVariationsonPlumBlossoms,SunflowerManual#

#FromBluePlumtoFierceLove,MeteorFallingChickensDeath#

...

Just as the online storm was forming, dozens of cyber police officers simultaneously entered Ning An’s livestream room.

「Shao’an police entering the live room...」

「Lin City police entering the live room...」

「Huai’an police entering the live room...」

Ning An: ”???”

Livestream audience: !!!

”Oh wow? Police, who lit the firecracker today?”

”Bro, wasn’t me, you know me, I like the lights on.”

”Bro, couldn’t be me either, you know me too, I don’t even know the emergency number.”

”Brother Sect Leader take care, it’s getting windy, let’s bail.”

But all the official accounts merely glanced around, found nothing illegal was going on, and left.

Only, they all followed Ning An’s account.

For all this, Ning An could only chuckle.

After all, he indeed didn’t do anything illegal or disorderly.

The wish was made to the Immortal, and granted by the Immortal.

If one were to truly pursue the responsibility, Ning An could only shrug, letting the police take the clay statue of the founder away.

Anyway, he had gained over three million effortlessly today, enough to commission a new solid wood statue for the founder!

Thinking of this, Ning An felt great and continued to chat with his stream followers briefly before hastily ending the broadcast.

Ning An rubbed his hands, it was time for the thrilling and exciting blind box opening stage again.

Having saved up from previous times without opening, it was the perfect chance to see what treasures awaited at once!

Muttering in his heart:

”System, claim the rewards!”

As Ning An focused his thoughts, the system’s voice followed closely.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for resetting three singularities!]

[Reward One: Two uses of Enchanting Words!]

[Note: Enchanting Words is an exclusive talent of the Nine-tailed Fox, when the host uses it on others, regardless of their strength, it can be forcefully locked but has a certain failure rate.]

[Reward Two: One Five Ghosts Transport Talisman!]

[Note: The Five Ghosts Transport Talisman can be used with Divine Invitation Incense, allowing a wish to be upgraded to the level of Cause and Effect Divine Power without any cost!]