Ning An's Wild Wish System

Chapter 31: Chapter 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~

On the contrary.

Aluf’s livestream followers are getting more and more pleased.

”This wish is so damn intriguing! Second battalion commander, go, get your artillery up here, it’ll be needed soon.”

”Hahaha, wishing to become the most unique person, and it has to be today, recognized by both him and the world, hey, isn’t this genius?”

”Little Daoist, take the challenge.”

......

Meanwhile.

As Aluf said his wish, the system panel also displayed:

[Gender: Male]

[Occupation: Streamer]

[Name: Duan Yunpeng]

[Wish: To become the most unique person in the world today]

[Wacky wish fulfillment: After leaving Changchun Temple, a meteor falls from the sky, coincidentally hitting Little Yunpeng, instantly turning him to dust, dying, becoming the most unique person in the world!]

Damn!

Looking at the information on the system panel, Ning An’s expression was complex, taking several deep breaths.

No wonder he’s a powerhouse with depleted moral integrity, exciting even the Ghost-Collecting Incense to dance.

This time the wish fulfillment... terrifying to this extent!

Soon Aluf finished burning the Divine Invitation Incense, then confidently strode into the temple to make a wish.

Before entering the hall, Aluf turned his head, his face seemingly flushed, smiling arrogantly and proudly.

”Little Daoist, you still have time to reconsider, don’t cry later.”

”Oh.” Ning An nonchalantly nodded, squinting his eyes:

”I just want to remind the layman here.”

”While you timely preserved the honor of the patriarch, today you’ve also brought disgrace to him.”

”Using Divine Invitation Incense today, even if it works ten times out of ten, the temper of the immortals is unpredictable, who knows what might happen.”

Aluf laughed arrogantly, slapped his thigh:

”Little Daoist is still so naive, I’m putting my words here, as long as the wish can be fulfilled today, no matter how immortals play tricks on me, I’ll accept it!”

Aluf’s mouth curved upwards.

Who in their right mind could coincidentally align things like this?

Dare to say it’s not scripted!

It’s just some ignorant netizens listening to rumors and blindly following.

Today he’s determined to use Changchun Temple’s trending status to make a breakthrough!

”Daoist Master, then I’m going in.”

Looking at the spirited Aluf, what could Ning An say?

”Go ahead, there’s a Child-Seeking Guanyin in the hall, I suggest you take some time to worship.”

Unconsciously, Ning An revealed a meaningful smile.

At this moment, a scenic image came to mind:

An old eunuch lights up a gold bar, passes it under his nose, a smile emerges, then sings in a sharp voice:

Ninety-nine percent, a rare treasure~

...

In no time, Aluf came out from the hall.

He disregarded his image, laughing heartily in front of the camera, shaking all over.

While laughing, he pulled Ning An into his livestream frame.

”I’ve finished my wish-making, dare I ask the Little Daoist how you plan to help me realize this wish today.”

Ning An didn’t get annoyed, just laughed: ”Layman, don’t rush. Your fate is not within the temple; go home first, the patriarch has already arranged it for you.”

This doesn’t blame Ning An for his good temper.

After all, idle words should be avoided.

”You say my fate is outside the temple? Heh, you’re not thinking of tricking me into going out, then running away with the money yourself, are you?”

Aluf laughed, clutching his belly, started applauding at the camera.

”Our Changchun Temple’s Little Daoist certainly speaks well, it’s a pity those monkeys didn’t invite you to the park.”

”Next, you’re probably going to say Daoists are practitioners who don’t tell lies...”

Before Aluf finished speaking, Ning An directly interrupted him:

”I’ll go with you to find your fate.”

Oh wow!

The spectators in both livestreams immediately started boiling.

”Damn! Is the Little Daoist on the other side that confident? Normally, shouldn’t he decisively refuse Aluf?”

”Hmm, then you’ve underestimated our Evil God Cult’s Cult Leader; our leader is mighty tricky, such small scenes are easy peasy for the patriarch.”

”Bah, wishing is fundamentally just a mental comfort, if wishes really worked wonders nationally all the time, they’d have scientists wishing instead.”

”Words get you nowhere! Look down to see what happens to this unfortunate kid without divine protection.”

Barrage messages quickly flashed by on the livestream, Ning An slightly closed the temple door.

To be honest.

Even with the system’s prompt, Ning An still wanted to see for himself.

After all, who can resist a swaggering bloke without any real weapon!

But to be safe, Ning An kept a mindful eye, proactively suggested walking in front of Aluf, maintaining about ten meters distance.

This distance could reassure Aluf he wouldn’t escape, while maximizing safety from the meteor.

Ning An walked ahead, Aluf passionately opened his mic behind.

”Family, don’t worry, when Aluf takes action, it has never failed!”

”If today’s wish isn’t fulfilled, I will expose Changchun Temple’s script!”

”Even if there’s capital involved behind this, I, Aluf, stand by my words. We’re constantly tested by these capital forces; if we whistleblowers can’t hold our ground, what’s left for our descendants!”

Aluf’s impassioned speech instantly resonated with many in his livestream.

”Firmly resist capital scripts! Aluf, you must not let us down!”

”Thanks to whistleblowers like Aluf, the world’s darkness is more visible; if we all work together, those capitalists can’t deceive us!”

”Streamer, keep it up. When you successfully expose this, I’ll give you two sports cars to celebrate!”

Looking at supporters in his chat, envisioning successful uncoverings.

Aluf’s heart felt sweeter than honey, shouting even more vigorously:

”Thank my family for your support, without you, I, Aluf, despite high aspirations, couldn’t have reached today.”

”This time, I’ll continue to uphold the whistleblower’s bottom line, firmly battling this capital force until the last moment! Life continues, whistleblowing never stops!”

”Pfft~”

Walking ahead, Ning An initially managed to hold in his laughter, but hearing this, he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

Aluf’s eyes widened: ”Laughing at what, whistleblowers like me stand irreconcilably against capital lackeys like you!”

Let’s hope he can keep making such high-sounding speeches and idle remarks later.

Ning An took a deep breath, holding back laughter:

”Layman, you’re really flattering us at Changchun Temple.”

”Capital? Are you kidding? Since when did capital have the final word in our country.”

”Even if capital scripts deceive everyone for a while, you wouldn’t believe that the military, police could be mobilized by a small capital script, right?”

”In this land, capital is never allowed into significant areas, isn’t this common knowledge known even to elementary school students?”