Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever

The heavy oak door of the Headmaster’s office clicked shut, sealing out the noise of the castle and leaving Albus Dumbledore alone with the gentle whir of his silver instruments and the soft crackling of the fire.

He walked slowly to his desk, the weight of a century’s worth of decisions pressing down on his shoulders. He sank into his high-backed chair, folding his hands and staring thoughtfully at a small, spinning brass top on the edge of his workspace.

He was thinking of the boy with the dark blue eyes and the unnerving calm.

Orion Malfoy was an enigma. Dumbledore recognized it the moment he had first spoken to him outside the third-floor corridor last year. The boy possessed an intellect that outstripped his peers by a staggering margin, paired with a shrewd, calculating pragmatism that was undeniably worthy of the silver serpent on his crest.

However, Albus Dumbledore had never subscribed to the simplistic notion that Slytherin House equated to a factory for Dark Lords, or that cunning was synonymous with evil. He was a pragmatic man himself, willing to sacrifice pieces on the board to win the war.

Yet, Dumbledore thought, stroking his long silver beard, the deeper one wades into the darker currents, the easier it is to forget how to swim to the surface.

For a child born into the heart of pureblood supremacy, raised in a home where dark artifacts were treated as heirlooms, Orion had spent the last twelve years actively resisting the mold. If Severus’s testimony was to be believed—and Dumbledore trusted his Potions Master’s cynical observations deeply—Orion was a deliberate outlier. A Black in temperament, a Malfoy in name, and something entirely his own in practice.

”Did you enjoy your stroll, Albus?”

Dumbledore looked up. The voice was raspy and laced with a perpetual sneer. From his gilded frame on the wall, Phineas Nigellus Black was peering down at him, having awoken from a feigned slumber.

”I did, Phineas,” Dumbledore replied softly, a faint smile touching his lips. ”The evening air was quite bracing.”

”And the boy?” Phineas pressed, adjusting the collar of his painted green robes. ”Did you interrogate my great-great-grandson? Did you find the darkness you so desperately seek in anyone wearing green?”

”I did not seek darkness, Phineas,” Dumbledore corrected gently. ”I sought understanding. And I found... complexity.”

He leaned back in his chair, his eyes fixed on the flickering flames.

”The boy is unlike Tom,” Dumbledore murmured, almost to himself. ”Tom was driven by a terrified need for control. A desperate desire to conquer death. Orion... Orion seems to view power as a defensive mechanism. A necessity for survival in a chaotic world, rather than a tool for subjugation.”

Dumbledore’s gaze drifted to a portrait of a stern-looking witch near the ceiling.

”He is not like Gellert, either,” Dumbledore continued, a shadow of old pain crossing his face. ”Gellert was seduced by the ideal of power. He believed in a ’greater good’ that justified any means. Orion... he has no grand designs for society. He simply wishes to understand the architecture of reality, and to be left alone to do it.”

He sighed heavily. ”But it is also clear that he is not like me. I was quite enthusiastic about magic at his age, too. I loved to study. I hungered for it.”

”In our time, Albus,” Phineas scoffed from his frame, ”the Restricted Section was exactly that. Restricted. It was a repository of true power. Ancient magic. The intricacies of blood rites and the terrifying depths of soul arts. The protections on those shelves were stringent enough to melt the flesh off a student who reached for them without the proper mental fortitude.”

Phineas crossed his arms, looking disdainfully at the current Headmaster.

”It was good practice,” Phineas argued. ”It deterred the weak-minded from grasping at magic they were clearly unable to control. It kept true power safe in the hands of those who possessed the willpower to wield it. Now? Now, any random student with a forged note from a preening idiot like Lockhart can stroll into the so-called ’Restricted Section’ and browse.”

Dumbledore smiled, though the twinkle in his eye was tinged with a solemn responsibility.

”The books currently housed there, Phineas, are technically only difficult to wield, not inherently Dark,” Dumbledore explained patiently. ”They are volatile. They are dangerous if miscast. But they do not corrupt the soul.”

He gestured vaguely toward the library floors far below.

”There are no books on Horcruxes in the Restricted Section anymore,” Dumbledore stated, his voice dropping to a hard whisper. ”There are no treatises on Blood Magic. No manuals for the tearing of the soul.”

”A sanitization of history,” Phineas sneered.

”A necessary precaution for a school of children,” Dumbledore countered firmly.

He stood up, walking toward the window that overlooked the starlit grounds.

”Back during my time, old magic was much more rampant,” Dumbledore sighed, his breath fogging the glass slightly. ”The world was harsher. But here, within these walls, I refuse to have students stumble into the kind of magic that leaves permanent scars on the spirit. They are here to learn to live, not to destroy.”

He traced a finger against the cold pane.

”Having the Restricted Section contain simply difficult, complex spells serves a purpose,” Dumbledore mused. ”It provides an illusion. It gives the ambitious students the thrill of learning the ’forbidden’, the satisfaction of breaking a boundary, while still keeping them fundamentally safe from true corruption.”

”And the truly dark books?” Phineas asked, his painted eyes narrowing.

”They have already been removed,” Dumbledore said softly, glancing toward a seemingly ordinary bookshelf behind his desk. ”They are placed in a location where no student, no matter how prodigiously talented or fiercely determined, will ever reach them unless I explicitly allow it.”

The Headmaster turned back to the room. The burden of secrecy felt heavier tonight, perhaps because he had just looked into the eyes of a boy who so desperately wanted to know everything.

”For now,” Dumbledore said, settling back into his chair, ”Orion Malfoy is on a safe path. Safe for him, and safe for the school. His philosophy of restraint is commendable, if somewhat... isolating.”

He picked up a quill, twirling it idly.

”But I will still need to keep an eye on him,” Dumbledore decided. ”More so for my own sanity than out of actual worry for the boy turning Dark. A mind that sharp is a blade that needs constant, careful sheathing.”

He looked at the clock ticking on the mantle.

Tomorrow was October 31st. Halloween.

It was a day that hung like a dark cloud over Dumbledore’s life. It was the anniversary of the Potters’ tragic end. It was the anniversary of the troll incident that had nearly cost a student their life last year. It was a day that seemed to draw chaos to the castle like a magnet.

”Let us hope,” Dumbledore whispered into the quiet office, ”that tomorrow will be a little bit better.”

He waved his hand, extinguishing the candles, leaving only the dying embers of the fire to fight the darkness.