Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever

The bustling noise of Diagon Alley seemed to fade as the glass door of Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlour chimed shut behind them. The interior was cool, smelling of vanilla beans and fresh strawberries, a stark contrast to the humid afternoon heat outside.

Orion and Narcissa found a quiet booth near the back, shielded from the main floor by a decorative stained-glass partition. Narcissa ordered a single scoop of rosewater and pistachio, while Orion opted for a dark chocolate and raspberry fondant.

For a few minutes, they ate in silence. It wasn’t the uncomfortable silence of strangers, but the weighted silence of two people who knew a conversation was pending.

Narcissa took a delicate spoonful of her ice cream, her eyes fixed on the swirling colors in the bowl.

”Orion,” she began, her voice low and carefully neutral. ”Since when have you been... close... to your cousin? Was it at Hogwarts?”

Orion paused, his spoon hovering halfway to his mouth. He looked at his mother. She wasn’t angry; she sounded tired. Resigned.

”You can ask me directly, Mother,” Orion said gently, setting his spoon down. ”I have never hidden anything from you. I spoke to her a few times last year. We are not ’close’ in the sense of exchanging secret letters, but we are cordial. We are... acquainted.”

Narcissa sighed, a sound that seemed to carry the weight of decades. She looked up, her blue eyes searching his face.

”I was simply not expecting it,” she admitted. ”To see you approach her so openly... in the middle of the Alley. You know your father is not going to like it. If he had seen you...”

”Father views the world through a lens of utility and purity,” Orion replied calmly. ”To him, Tonks—and by extension, Andromeda—are stains on the ledger. Liabilities.”

”And what do you view them as?” Narcissa asked sharply.

”People,” Orion said simply. ”Potentially useful people. Tonks is training to be an Auror. Having a contact inside the DMLE who doesn’t hate us on principle is a strategic asset.”

”Strategic,” Narcissa echoed, though her expression remained guarded. ”Is that all?”

Orion looked at her. He saw the conflict in her eyes—the indoctrination of the Black family warring with the maternal instinct to understand her son.

”And what about you, Mother?” Orion asked softly. ”How do you view them?”

Narcissa stiffened. Her mask of icy perfection slipped back into place. ”I care not for my sister,” she stated, her voice brittle. ”She chose to abandon the family. She chose a mud—a Muggle-born over her own blood. She broke her vows. She broke our parents’ hearts.”

Orion didn’t flinch at the harshness. He leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table, interlacing his fingers.

”Abandon the family,” Orion repeated thoughtfully. ”That is the phrase, isn’t it? The official line.”

He shook his head slowly.

”Mother, tell me... what is your definition of family?”

Narcissa blinked, taken aback by the philosophical pivot. ”Family is blood. It is heritage. It is loyalty to the name.”

”No,” Orion corrected firmly. ”That is a clan. That is a dynasty. That is not a family.”

He looked her deep in the eyes.

”Family are the people who love us for who we are, not what we are. You are my family, Mother, because you care for me. You worry if I’m eating enough. You send me plants because you know I like looking at them. You protect me.”

He took a breath.

”Lucius is family,” Orion continued, ”because in his own way, he protects us too. He provides. He teaches. Though,” Orion offered a wry, small smile, ”I sometimes think he ranks us and his Pureblood ideologies on the same level. If he had to choose between saving the Malfoy fortune or saving me... he would save me, but he would mourn the gold for the rest of his life.”

A faint, reluctant smile tugged at the corner of Narcissa’s mouth. ”He loves you, Orion. In his way.”

”I know,” Orion nodded. ”And Draco... Draco is an idiot. He is loud, vain, and easily manipulated. But he is my brother. He is family. I would burn the world down before I let anyone hurt him.”

Orion’s expression darkened, his voice dropping to a whisper that cut through the cheerful atmosphere of the parlour.

”But in my knowledge... your old family? The House of Black?”

Narcissa went still.

”They were anything but family, Mother,” Orion said brutally. ”From what I have read, from what I have heard... they didn’t protect each other. They didn’t care for each other. They demanded obedience. They demanded perfection. And if you failed? They burned you off the tapestry.”

He gestured vaguely to the world outside.

”Honestly, Mother... a family is supposed to be a sanctuary. You taught me that. You made the Manor a home, not just a house. In that retrospect, your old family was the exact opposite. It was a crucible.”

Narcissa looked down at her hands, clenching them in her lap.

”Look at the result,” Orion pressed gently. ”Look at the ’Noble and Most Ancient House of Black’ now. It is fractured. It is finished.”

He counted them off on his fingers.

”Sirius Black. Rotting in Azkaban for betraying his best friends. Madness.”

”Bellatrix Lestrange. Rotting in Azkaban for torturing people into insanity. Fanaticism.”

”Regulus Black. Dead before he even reached adulthood. Tragedy.”

”Andromeda. Disowned and alienated.”

”And you. Isolated in a manor, forbidden from speaking to the only sibling who isn’t a criminal or a corpse.”

The silence at the table was heavy. The ice cream was melting, forgotten.

”That is the legacy of the Black philosophy, Mother,” Orion whispered. ”Ruin. Madness. Death.”

He reached across the table and placed his hand over hers. Her skin was cold.

”So I want you to think it over. Truly think about it. Did your sister really abandon the family?”

Orion’s blue eyes were piercing, stripping away the years of conditioned rhetoric.

”Or was there never truly a caring family there to begin with? Did she run away from a home... or did she escape a cage?”

Narcissa stared at him. For a moment, she looked incredibly young, the weight of the Black name stripping away to reveal the girl who had lost everyone. Her lips parted, but no sound came out.

She looked at her son—this twelve-year-old boy who spoke with the wisdom of an old soul—and she couldn’t find the words to refute him. Because deep down, in the parts of her heart she kept locked away behind Occlumency shields and social etiquette... she feared he was right.

She squeezed his hand, her grip tight, almost desperate.

”Eat your ice cream, Orion,” she whispered, her voice trembling slightly. ”It’s melting.”

Orion didn’t press further. He squeezed her hand back, then picked up his spoon.

”Of course, Mother.”

They finished their treats in a silence that was no longer heavy, but contemplative. The seed had been planted. And unlike the weeds in the Malfoy gardens, this one would grow deep roots.