Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 497: Chapter 492: 80% Sure They Went to Sneak a Snack

After the elderly principal and the others left,

the two of them finally walked out from under the table with great relief.

”What... what do you want to do?” Yan Qingcheng bit her cherry lips, and as she saw Lin Zifeng’s unblinking eyes staring at her, a flush of shyness appeared on her beautiful face.

”Hehe, I don’t want to do much. Just give me a kiss. How about a peck?” Lin Zifeng boldly said.

”What!”

Yan Qingcheng almost jumped up.

”What ’what’? Just asking for a peck, is that so difficult?” Lin Zifeng pouted and nonchalantly laughed, ”Just on my cheek, what do you say? You won’t lose anything, and you certainly won’t be missing any flesh.”

Lin Zifeng shamelessly asserted with a thick face.

As soon as Yan Qingcheng heard this, her face turned rosy again. She said awkwardly, ”This is my office, though. We can’t do this here, can we?”

”It’s fine. It’s just a peck, what does it matter?”

”But, this is the office, I... we...” Yan Qingcheng’s feelings became even more complicated; she wasn’t sure if she should go through with it. Even the principal dared to engage in certain exercises with his secretary inside an office. Is it only permissible for officials to start fires, and not for citizens to light lamps?

Besides, women are naturally especially fond of excitement. For instance, if you’re trying to woo a girl and all you do is take her to see movies, to go shopping, to get a room, and the like, then you’re destined to be a penniless bachelor.

If you bring her to try extreme sports or bungee jumping, she might fall for you even more...

Society is like this; human nature is like this.

In this age of information explosion, the thoughts and logic of urban men and women have long surpassed what those old antiques could imagine.

And Yan Qingcheng had lived abroad for several years; she could understand this open-mindedness.

”Teacher, do you really have the heart to watch me be tormented to death by this itch you’ve caused?” Lin Zifeng was just trying to tease her. Seeing her adorable appearance; well, he really thought this Yan Qingcheng seemed quite innocent.

At least she was much more innocent compared to some other women he knew.

If Yan Qingcheng had met him outside, Lin Zifeng would have indeed been quite interested in her.

After seeming to consider a lot, Yan Qingcheng finally mustered up some courage and slowly twisted her way in her OL skirt to face Lin Zifeng.

”What... what are you doing, teacher?” Lin Zifeng said in astonishment. He had only intended to tease Yan Qingcheng, but he never expected her to take it seriously! How meticulous could this woman be with her thoughts?

”You... you...” Stunned, Yan Qingcheng looked at Lin Zifeng, who had dodged to the side, and her beautiful, sly eyes rendered her speechless for a moment.

”Teacher, I’m a very pure person; we can’t do this,” Lin Zifeng said.

”Pure?” Yan Qingcheng paused, murmuring. Was she not pure then?

”Teacher, sorry, but I have other things to attend to today, so I’ll be going. As for those school regulations and such, I think we can skip them, right?” Lin Zifeng chuckled. Unexpectedly, Yan Qingcheng turned out to be so serious. He hadn’t even teased her much and she’d already taken a firm stance. If he didn’t leave now, who knew how he might end up.

It’s just like Yan Qingcheng herself had said—she could be so fierce that it frightened even her. Indeed, she was a very fierce woman...

While Yan Qingcheng was in a daze, Lin Zifeng quickly made gibes and swiftly moved to exit the office.

It wasn’t until quite a while after Lin Zifeng had left that Yan Qingcheng came to her senses from the spell of shock.

Watching the office door that Zifeng had knocked into a still wobbling state, Yan Qingcheng stomped her foot in anger, clearly having been played by this bastard. However, the thought of the intimate moment under the desk instantly brought a hue of crimson to her pretty face—it was the first time she had ever let herself be so indulged, and she had been teased by her own student.

The more Yan Qingcheng thought about it, the angrier she became. When the chance came, she was determined to reclaim today’s victory to make up for the affront to her haughty temperament...

It wasn’t until Zifeng returned to the Archaeology Department’s classroom to gather his belongings that classmate Shao Huo, with a hairdo like a drooping braid, scurried up to Zifeng, baring his sleazy grin and said, ”Bro Lin, what did our beautiful teacher take you off to do just now?”

”Nothing,” Zifeng replied casually.

”Cut it out! You think I’ll believe that?” Shao Huo sneered.

”If you don’t believe me, I can’t do anything about it,” Zifeng shrugged, looking helpless.

”But that thing on your pants has betrayed you, you still dare to say you did nothing?” Shao Huo pointed to Zifeng’s pants and laughed with a weird undertone.

As a result, Zifeng looked down and cursed silently in his heart.

There was a wet spot on his underwear, which clearly looked a bit unnatural.

”That’s from when I got water on it just now,” Zifeng said, unfazed.

”Cut it out, Bro Lin, just make up more stories, it’s not lewd water, is it?”

”Lewd your sister! I don’t have time to deal with you,” Zifeng picked up the cigarettes and phone he’d placed on the desk and walked out in front of everyone.

Not until Zifeng had been gone for a while did the classroom crowd mob Shao Huo.

”Bro Shao, what do you think Lin was up to?”

A buzz-cut boy asked.

”That guy must’ve done something shady,” Shao Huo said confidently.

”Shady? Like what?”

”Definitely sneaking a snack,” Shao Huo said, eyes narrowed.

”Snack? What snack? There’s not even a single woman in our Archaeology Department; who on earth would he snack on? Who would believe it? The pretty girls at Yunhai University are either kept or taken, and we poor sods in archaeology wouldn’t have a chance.”

”Nonsense, you don’t know squat. If Bro Lin wants to pick up girls, it’s a piece of cake for him. Just forget about it, unlike us losers, he’s awesome. Don’t say I didn’t tell you; Bro Lin’s ultimate pick-up moves haven’t even been shared with me yet. Once he teaches me, don’t even think about it. I’ll be the one enjoying them alone.”

”Damn! Really? Lin’s got that amazing pick-up game?”

”Bullshit, why else would I hang with Lin? He’s definitely got pick-up skills. I can’t vouch for the rest, but I can share this bit with you. If Lin wants to charm a girl, it’s just a matter of a few words. Believe it or not?”

”Forget it, Bro Shao, if you said you were going to score, we might believe you, but letting Lin go pick up girls doesn’t sound right. Besides, Lin doesn’t seem like that kind of guy.”

”That’s what they say, ’Still waters run deep.’ You guys don’t know shit. I’m going to have Lin teach me a few moves, then you better not come begging to me.”

With that, Shao Huo took a couple of steps forward.

”Come on, Bro Shao, we were just kidding. Don’t take it so seriously.”

”How can I not take it seriously? You’re questioning Lin, and questioning Lin is questioning me. Get it? I’m rolling with Lin.”

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