Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 94: Chapter 94 This is Just Snot

”Huahua, time to eat!”

Ugh! Women are such a hassle, just a moment ago she said she was hungry, and now that the noodles are ready, she still hasn’t gotten up.

Lin Zifeng called out several times, but Huahua still did not get out of bed.

With nothing better to do, Lin Zifeng turned on the TV, hoping to find something good to watch.

Looking at the new model LCD smart TV, Lin Zifeng felt he was indeed a bit behind, flipping through channels repeatedly, but was unable to find the one he wanted and accidentally searched ’adult program’!

Damn! An adult program!

Lin Zifeng nearly saw stars in his eyes! How could Nangong Bing’s TV even search for such bizarre channels? Back when he was overseas, weren’t these adult programs only available after midnight?

Curious, just as Lin Zifeng was about to start watching, he realized it needed a password? It looked like the two of them had it locked! No wonder he couldn’t open it.

With a try-and-see attitude, Lin Zifeng casually entered 1314520, young people setting passwords, especially girls, like this romantic kind, but to Lin Zifeng’s great surprise, the password was correct!

In no time, appearing on the screen was Japan’s latest popular beauty, Yui Hatano!

”You beast, what are you doing!”

Hua Buqi screamed in panic, scaring Lin Zifeng into quickly turning off the TV, but he had no idea how to change the channel, and the situation only got worse as he accidentally cranked up the volume on the sound system! Instantly, the sounds of a man and a woman filled the entire room.

Damn! It’s over!

Lin Zifeng’s face also turned red.

He swiftly went over and cut the power directly.

Then he hid by the window, fearing they would find him.

”You beast! How can you be so disgusting!”

Hua Buqi’s face was so red it almost dripped water, the sound that had just emitted from the TV and some night when she dreamed of her beloved Prince doing things to her, and she herself was making such noises. At this moment, her pretty face was as rosy as a peach.

Nangong Bing’s face wasn’t looking any better either.

Her face grew colder and uglier as if to say she couldn’t believe this guy would dare watch something so disgusting at home.

The little nymph stomped over, hands on her hips.

”This... this!” Lin Zifeng finally understood what feeling embarrassed was like.

”You beast! Stay as far away from me as your thoughts are! You’re so disgusting!”

Hua Buqi almost yelled this out. This was a case of committing a public outrage!

Watching such disgusting and embarrassing TV programs at his cousin’s! Watch how Hua Buqi will definitely not let him off easily, she would make him kneel and sing ”Conquest”!

”Hehe, Huahua, I just accidentally came across it,” Lin Zifeng awkwardly tried to explain, turning his back on her.

”Hmph! Don’t lie to me! I knew you would find excuses! You can’t fool me!” Hua Buqi huffed, puffing up her chest which seemed to have grown a bit these past few days.

”Hehe, Huahua, was the password locked by you?

”Of course! If I don’t lock it, should I let you watch?”

”So, you’ve known about it and watched it yourself?”

Lin Zifeng laughed.

”I...I, I haven’t watched it.”

Hua Buqi blinked, somewhat embarrassed.

”If you haven’t watched it, why lock it? You definitely have watched it before, right? Come on! Tell me, what was it like watching it back then?”

”You...! I, I...”

Hua Buqi became increasingly speechless. She did watch those TV programs before, for half an hour, and was just curious, so she indulged a little. Later, to prevent her cousin from seeing it, she locked it, but who knew Lin Zifeng would unlock it.

”Kids shouldn’t be watching that, you know!”

”Who... who is a kid! I’m already an adult, okay?”

”An adult? Does being an adult mean it’s okay to watch adult programs?”

”Hmph! Of course!” Hua Buqi puffed up her budding chest, assuming the air of an adult.

”Hehe, since you’re an adult, then what’s wrong with watching adult programs? You watched it too, right? Besides, I’m older than you.”

Lin Zifeng, cool as a cucumber, patiently explained to Huahua.

”This... this.” Hua Buqi blinked, her eyes darting around, as if Lin Zifeng’s words also made some sense. Suddenly, she felt maybe she was making too big a deal out of it.

”Huahua, come eat noodles,” Nangong Bing obviously kept much calmer than Hua Buqi, sitting at the dining table and sniffing the Yangchun noodles, she felt too lazy to ask about the earlier scene. After all, what had happened had happened, and fighting wasn’t the best solution, better to act as if nothing was wrong. Moreover, Lin Zifeng still had the upper hand regarding her monthly visitors today; if he was pushed too far, he might spill everything, as cornered dogs will jump the wall, and so will people.

”Hmph! This time I’ll let you off.

Hua Buqi glared fiercely at Lin Zifeng, then plopped down at the dining table. Just as she was about to taste the noodles Lin Zifeng made, she saw a napkin on the dining table with some white viscous liquid on it.

Suddenly, Hua Buqi and Nangong Bing’s face changed color again.

”Don’t misunderstand! It’s just snot!”

Lin Zifeng, with wide eyes, snatched it back, explaining.

”You...!” Nangong Bing couldn’t hold back anymore. Looking at the bowl of Yangchun noodles, and even recalling Lin Zifeng’s certain liquid, she suddenly felt nauseous.

”Ah! Why are you so open! Quickly put your ’gun’ away!” As Lin Zifeng suddenly turned around, up popped Little Lin Zifeng, raising its head, which Huahua spotted. Startled, she promptly dodged away.

Nangong Bing also got a fright and swiftly scolded Lin Zifeng, covering her eyes with her hand.