Urban All-Round Master

65: Chapter 65 If I Can’t Spray You to Death 65: Chapter 65 If I Can’t Spray You to Death “You beast, I’m telling you, I, Hua Buqi, am definitely not the kind of person who doesn’t keep her word.

Moreover, I’m a contemporary star—not even my spit could fall to the ground without being taken as seriously as a nail.

Also, please don’t underestimate us women!

Especially me!

Go ahead, touch me!

Touch me all you want, until you feel satisfied.

I swear I won’t fight back!”

“Uh…

Isn’t this kind of wrong?

Besides, our bet didn’t mention anything about ‘touching’ being part of the deal!”

Lin Zifeng rubbed his hands together with eyes clearly ogleing the young girl’s chest, and poor Hua Buqi could only put on the image of a fierce and indomitable Amazon.

“Since you’ve made up your mind,” Lin Zifeng said with a face full of regret, “after I’ve touched you, then you can also touch me all over until you’re happy!

That way, you won’t be at a loss!”

Pfft!

If there were people around, they would probably have spat right in Lin Zifeng’s face.

How could a man be shameless enough to reach an invincible realm?

A genius!

Truly a talent not often seen in the world.

Even Hua Buqi was nearly scared peeless!

How could he say something like that?

What was even more terrifying was that he actually managed to pull off a look that said, ‘I’m taking a huge loss here, going all out.’ This made Hua Buqi involuntarily feel a surge of impulse, secretly contemplating whether to draw water from the toilet and pour it directly onto his feverish forehead.

She had seen her fair share of oddballs, but someone as extreme as this was indeed a rare sight in the world.

“Are you going to touch me or not?”

Hua Buqi nearly growled the question with a blackened face, barely containing her rage.

Even as a Lolita-type girl, she couldn’t act cutesy in front of Lin Zifeng.

This guy was impervious to both hard and soft tactics, and it was infuriating how incredibly shameless he was!

Dammit, she wondered if he was hatched from a rock.

“Alright then.

This, um, where should I start?” Lin Zifeng asked with a face full of confusion.

“?” Hua Buqi was stunned, almost dying of anger.

Wasn’t it obvious where to touch?

Did she really have to let him touch her chest?

“You touch wherever you think feels good, just do it, touch to your heart’s content,” Hua Buqi bit down on her tiny teeth and decisively closed her eyes, refusing to witness that embarrassing scene.

But just as Lin Zifeng was about to hesitantly decide where to start touching, someone opened the door to the room!

In an instant, three members of the Anti-drug Special Police, dressed in special combat gear, barged in!

The trio, without a word, first froze, then mercilessly swung their hands toward Lin Zifeng and pinned him against the wall.

“Miss, are you alright?”

Two men and one woman entered—while the men looked imposing in their special combat gear, the woman was much more provocative.

Clad in a female police uniform, she accentuated her perfect figure vividly.

Her jet-black hair was neatly tucked under her valiant police cap, featuring a high forehead, a sculpted nose, and cherry-red lips on a standard oval face.

Her fair skin seemed so delicate that it might break at any touch.

Her skintight police uniform highlighted her long, willowy legs and her waifish waist—exuding a sense of sexy temptation.

In the height of this scorching summer’s heat, her dazzling white thighs were almost entirely exposed to view, making Lin Zifeng gawk.

And her chest—she was simply a boob tyrant!

Definitely larger than Nangong Bing’s by a long shot!

Unfortunately, her face was too cold, unsmiling, and it was unclear whether this aloofness was just her professional demeanor.

“Who are you?”

Hua Buqi was utterly flabbergasted.

Even Lin Zifeng was stunned, suddenly pressed against the wall.

He was about to strike back and break free when he realized they were special police!

At this point, even if he had skills, he had to size up the situation before doing anything rash, otherwise he could be shot in the head or disabled, and at most get some sympathy visits later on—who knows how bad the loss would be.

“Hello Miss Hua, don’t be afraid, we are officers from the Lotus District branch of Zhonghai City Police.

We received orders yesterday to come and take someone into custody, and just now we heard someone threatening you in your room, so we rushed in.

Are you okay?”

The beautiful female officer asked with concern.

“Oh, I’m fine, I’m fine.”

Hua Buqi was obviously scared too.

Suddenly having several cops pop up in her own home would scare anyone, especially someone of her social standing as a public figure.

“Hey!

Hey!

Mate, could you lighten up?

If you keep pressing like this, you’re going to bust my balls!”

At this moment, Lin Zifeng was undoubtedly in the most awkward situation.

He wasn’t bothering anyone and was just playing a small game with Huahua in the room, and somehow this still brought the police to his door?

And the way they were treating him was too rough!

Two special police officers were forcefully pressing him against the wall, and if this continued, his manhood really could be crushed.

Upon hearing such obscene and disgusting languages, Su Ni swept her gaze over with a disdainful coldness that treated crime like her personal enemy.

“You are Lin Zifeng?

Miss Hua Buqi’s personal bodyguard?”

“Er…

I mean, Miss, can you let me go first?

Even if I have broken the law, you have to clarify it with me, right?

It doesn’t seem right for the police to press someone against the wall without explanation, does it?

And besides, the police don’t have the authority to administer private punishments, do they?

For a model citizen like me, who has a strong public heart, do you really need to treat me this way?”

“Ha!

We now suspect you are involved in an assault case and just now we also heard you threatening Miss Hua Buqi with your disgusting words in the room.

Let’s talk more at the station.

Take him away!”

“Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

You’re arresting people without clarifying the situation, aren’t you being too hasty?

Moreover, without the consent of the homeowner, you broke into the private property—I’m going to sue you!”

“Sue us?

Ha!

Aren’t you just a small-time bodyguard?

What can you possibly sue us for?” The two male special police officers laughed coldly in the corridor.

The operation was almost undertaken without informing the higher-ups, and Huahua had to use connections to even get the Anti-Drug Special Police to help ensure safety upon hearing Lin Zifeng was a bodyguard.

The male special police officers who caught Lin Zifeng laughed coldly and then said, “We’ll clear everything up when we get to the station.”

With that, not caring about the consequences, the two special officers cuffed Lin Zifeng and began to march him out.

If it had been the old Lin Zifeng, being arrested this way out of the blue, he probably would have killed these two officers long ago with his temper, but now that he was in China, everything had to be legal.

Even with a million reasons, he had to wait until the truth came out before filing a lawsuit.

Acting recklessly would only lead to his demise.

After all, they were special police!

What did that term imply?

They were far more formidable than even the armed police!

Little Miss Hua Buqi was also stunned by this turn of events, hastily making a rescue call to her cousin, fearing something really bad might happen later.

She hadn’t even figured out what had happened.

“That…

just now, he and I were only playing a game in the room, it was not at all what you are imagining,” Hua Buqi hurriedly stepped forward to explain, but hot-tempered Su Ni was not in the mood to listen to any of it.

Eager to prove herself to the elites in her department, Su Ni had almost launched an unsanctioned, impulsive strike without orders from her superiors.