Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 270: Chapter 269: The Art of Dumbass [First Update, Please Subscribe]

The stars present all had a change of expression when they heard Lu Xiaobu’s words.

”Mr. Lu, this is a master!”

”Yeah, you can’t say that, this is art.”

”Don’t talk like that.”

”...”

Today’s welcome party was held for Lu Xiaobu, so they couldn’t possibly not recognize him.

That’s why they were all quietly persuading, not daring to scold loudly.

Chen Kun had a helpless look on his face: ”Lu Xiaobu, didn’t you promise me to show some respect to the master?”

”Respect my ass, what kind of master is he?”

Lu Xiaobu snorted with disdain: ”Playing crazy, selling dumb, a Jianghu swindler.”

”Don’t use your ignorance as your asset, if you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense!” Ge Wen roared at Lu Xiaobu.

”Don’t understand? Alright, I don’t understand, you interpret it for me!”

Lu Xiaobu was amused by the accusation of his ignorance.

”You’re not worthy of my interpretation. When you elevate your realm one day, we can talk!”

Ge Wen retorted coldly.

”Give an inch and they’ll take a mile? I need to elevate my realm?!”

Lu Xiaobu’s eyes narrowed.

And at this moment.

”Woof!”

Dumbass suddenly barked and jumped down from Su Luoxue’s arms.

He tugged on Lu Xiaobu’s pant leg.

”What’s up?”

Lu Xiaobu looked down at Dumbass and asked.

”Woof woof woof!”

Dumbass barked, glanced at the so-called art, then at the ground.

Meaning—watch me.

”How about it? You’re gonna make some art too?”

Lu Xiaobu was amused: ”Sure, let’s be like some people who can’t even interpret their own work, I’ll interpret for you.”

”Woof!”

Dumbass nodded his head.

After barking, Dumbass stood upright on two legs, revealing his little ding-ding.

Whoosh!

He started to pee.

Lu Xiaobu immediately started to provide an exaggerated commentary: ”It’s here! It’s happened! Peeing! You heard right, it’s peeing! My Dumbass’ peeing! Brilliant!”

Lu Xiaobu’s voice was exuberant, as if he saw some rare treasure.

This voice echoed throughout the private room, changing the expressions of all the stars present.

This was a slap in their faces!

They also shouted like this when Ge Wen was creating art.

This Lu Xiaobu was really doing whatever he wanted!

They were here to welcome him today, yet he was slapping their faces?!

And this was not the end.

Ever since Dumbass had eaten that god-level dog food, he no longer behaved like a dog.

This time, he was not just peeing.

He peed while running.

The urine wildly splashed across the floor.

”See that? This is the legendary humanoid artillery, look at that brushwork, look at those lines, each stroke naturally perfect.”

Lu Xiaobu continued rambling on seriously on the side.

It’s just boasting, who’s afraid of whom!?

Master?! Can I not mock you now!?

Telling me to elevate my realm?

You’re on the same level as my Dumbass!

Maybe even not as good as my Dumbass!

”Great!”

Zhang Meng and the others were egging him on.

They shouted out loud.

”Great!”

”Amazing!”

”This is art!”

”...”

These cheers turned everyone’s faces green.

Chen Kun was no exception.

This was clearly an unabashed slap in their faces!

Especially Ge Wen, who was so angry he was about to explode: ”What a farce! Bastard! You’re insulting art, you don’t belong here.”

”Woof woof!”

Dumbass flashed a smug smile and continued his ’painting’.

”Great!”

”Very good!”

”Fantastic!”

”...”

At first, the celebrities’ faces turned green.

But gradually, their expressions changed, becoming filled with uncertainty and disbelief.

”This...”

”Hiss, even though it looks like nonsense, it seems...”

”No way!”

”Amazing!”

”...”

Because what was now presented before them was not a chaotic scribble, but shapes that had gradually taken form.

...

Soon.

Xiaobu shuddered, shaking its body.

The painting was finished.

And what was lain out before everyone was shockingly a landscape painting!

Although there were many flaws.

But indeed, everyone saw it!

This was absolutely a landscape painting!

A landscape painting created by a dog using its urine.

They looked at the painting and then glanced back at the nonsensical piece by the master, no, his calligraphy.

Suddenly, a sensation known as ’testicular pain’ emerged!

Although they didn’t want to admit it.

But!

It seemed...

This dog...

Had actually painted...

Better than Ge Wen!

After all, at least they could understand it!

So, their gazes all became strangely amused.

”Woof woof woof!”

Xiaobu, having finished the painting, wasn’t done yet; it even taunted Ge Wen with a series of barks.

”My Xiaobu says, ’Kid, see if my painting isn’t better than yours.’”

Lu Xiaobu took on the role of translator.

”Nonsense! Aside from the fact that the painting is bullshit! The words you’ve just uttered are simply using the dog as a pretext for a personal attack on me; I’m going to sue you!”

Ge Wen was so angry he was nearly mad, the hair around his head all standing on end.

”Personal attack? You think I have the time and energy to personally attack you? What was just said are purely Xiaobu’s own words.”

Lu Xiaobu let out a scoff, then looked at Xiaobu: ”Right, Xiaobu?”

”Woof woof!”

Xiaobu nodded, agreeing.

”Pfft!”

The celebrities lost their minds.

”My God! Lu, can you actually communicate with your dog?!”

”A dog, and so human-like?”

”Lu, you’re too incredible!”

”...”

”Woof woof woof!”

Xiaobu barked discontentedly again.

”My Xiaobu says, ’Please stop changing the subject and let’s return to the essence of art, shall we? Because, it’s about to dry.’”

Lu Xiaobu said, barely holding back his laughter.

The celebrities went mad.

Return to the essence of art, my ass!

It’s about to dry, my foot!

Do you even realize that this painting was made with urine?!

”This is preposterous!” Ge Wen completely lost it: ”Art? You don’t deserve to speak of the word ’art’! This is not art! Because, it’s worthless!”

”Alright then, how do you propose we judge its value?”

Lu Xiaobu asked with a sneer.

”Although the vulgar entity of money may taint art, money indeed reflects value, and someone just bought my calligraphy for two million. How about yours?”

Ge Wen said with bloodshot eyes.

Today, he had been thoroughly humiliated.

Being scorned by others was one thing!

But to be scorned by a damn dog!

If he didn’t reclaim his dignity, he felt he might actually have a heart attack.

”Two million?”

Lu Xiaobu’s lips curled into a cold smile: ”Competing in terms of money with me? Forget it, I won’t use money to crush you, so I’m not accused of bullying. I’ll say it now, if anyone wants to buy Xiaobu’s painting for five million, are there any takers?”

”Five million? You want to sell it for five million?! Hahaha, have you lost your mind?!”

Ge Wen immediately seized the taunt to start mocking relentlessly.

He thought he finally caught his opponent’s weakness!

He had won!

He believed there absolutely wasn’t a single person foolish enough to spend money on a painting done by a dog with urine, and that was also about to dry.

However...

He was the only one laughing at the scene.