Invincible Little School Doctor

Chapter 132: Chapter 132 You’re Not Bad, Kid

Ye Haochuan turned his head and saw, of all people, it was that kid Li Wenfeng.

Next to Li Wenfeng was a sweet-looking girl with floating long hair, who had the vibe of the girl-next-door.

Honestly speaking, the girl was quite slim and seemed to possess an aesthetically pleasing skinniness, matching well with the image of that TV host Luyu.

Ye Haochuan chuckled, ”Good lad, not bad taste, eh!” After saying so, he intentionally pursed his lips in the direction of the girl by his side.

Li Wenfeng giggled, ”How can I compare with Brother Ye? You’ve even won over the beauty director of our Haishan University. Who knows how many male teachers and male students at our Haishan University will be beating their chests and stamping their feet in regret.”

Beside him, Xiao Haimei blushed with shyness and scolded, ”Wenfeng, if you keep talking nonsense, do you believe Aunt I will tear your mouth apart?”

The Xiao and Li families were old friends, and Xiao Haimei, being of the same generation as Li Tianwei, naturally held a higher place than Li Wenfeng, who referred to her as aunt.

Li Wenfeng said ingratiatingly, ”Aunt Haimie, I’m scared of you, I admit my fault.”

Only then did Xiao Haimei’s expression become somewhat better, and she huffed.

Li Wenfeng immediately turned to Ye Haochuan with a smile, ”Brother Ye, you’re the impressive one indeed, only you can tame such a frosty and stunning beauty as my Aunt Haimie.”

Ye Haochuan hehe’d, ”No way around it, brother’s charm is just that immense, what kind of beauty wouldn’t kneel before me?”

Listening to his own bragging, Xiao Haimei was truly on the verge of frustration, feeling like tearing his mouth apart, but she ultimately couldn’t bring herself to do it and did not turn to action, only fiercely pinching him at his waist.

Ye Haochuan immediately experienced her severity and quickly shut his mouth.

Li Wenfeng suddenly slapped his forehead and exclaimed with a look of great concern, ”Ah, what to do, now that Aunt Haimie is with you, should I call you Brother Ye, or should I call you little uncle? Ah, you two are really messing up the what’s-it!”

What’s this ’messing up the what’s-it’? If you mean sex, just say it!

Ye Haochuan kicked him, cursing with a laugh, ”Get lost, kid!”

Xiao Haimei was even more infuriated, her eyebrows inverted as she moved to hit Li Wenfeng.

Li Wenfeng chuckled and dodged away, then yelled at Ye Haochuan, ”Brother Ye, let me tell you, although Aunt Haimie has been married, she’s never shared the wedding bed with that Yang Hao. You have to treat her well, got it?”

Ye Haochuan cursed with a laugh, ”Brother already knew, no need for your nonsense.”

”Li Wenfeng, you rascal, how dare you make fun of your little aunt!”

Xiao Haimei was quite upset, unable to catch him and stomping her feet in anger.

On the side, Ye Haochuan, eyeing the scene, swallowed hard and pretentiously stepped forward to comfort, ”Sister Mei, don’t be angry. I’ll chase down that kid and see if I don’t beat him to death!”

Having said that, he chased after Li Wenfeng and soon caught up with him, administering a ”severe beating.”

Li Wenfeng ”cooperated” by begging for mercy again and again, his comical look making both Xiao Haimei and the girl he had brought along unable to help but laugh.

The little conflict was thus resolved into thin air.

After beating him enough, Ye Haochuan put his arm around Li Wenfeng’s neck, chuckling, ”You’re quite something, my boy. To have snagged such a top-notch girl, you’re living the dream!”

Living the dream? Brother Ye, you beast, how can you even say such words?

Li Wenfeng felt a bit awkward: ”Brother Ye, you’re kidding. I’m just dating, haven’t moved on to... that yet...”

At that moment, Li Wenfeng suddenly remembered something and chuckled, ”Brother Ye, now that you’re with Aunt Haimai, what about that little nurse named Han Xue’er?”

Knowing that the wimp from Jin Cheng would definitely tell him about this matter, Ye Haochuan had no intention to conceal it and replied, ”What else can I do? As the saying goes, ’In the home, the red flag stands; outside, the colorful banners flutter.’”

”Domineering!” Li Wenfeng admired him with a look of respect, ”I just knew it, Brother Ye, you’re no ordinary guy. But you’d better be careful, this Aunt Haimai of ours, is notoriously tough, famously ruled by the wife.”

”Don’t worry, with me here, she won’t be able to turn the tide.” Ye Haochuan snorted, then with a mischievous wink, added, ”Considering you helped me deal with that little guy Jin Cheng yesterday, how about today Brother Ye helps you woo that girl?”

Li Wenfeng replied seriously, ”Why would you say that, Brother Ye? That bastard getting into your hands was what he deserved.”

Bastard? What a fitting nickname indeed!

Thinking of Jin Cheng’s plump figure, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but chuckle internally.

”Speaking of which, do you have any good ideas on how I could win over Liu Qing’er?” Li Wenfeng suddenly asked with a face full of anticipation.

So the girl’s name was Liu Qing’er.

Ye Haochuan nodded with a mysteriously amused smile and handed him a Body-Strengthening Pill, ”You should understand what I mean, right?”

Li Wenfeng jumped in shock, ”Drugging her?”

Then, shaking his head like a rattle-drum, Li Wenfeng protested, ”Brother Ye, no, no, this Liu Qing’er is from the Liu Family, which is a match for the Li Family in terms of influence. You can’t underestimate this!”

Ye Haochuan was speechless, giving him a disdainful look, ”Drugging? You really think of that? Don’t picture me, Brother Ye, in such a bad light! We must win people over with virtue, with virtue you understand? Now, open your eyes and take a good look, what exactly is this?”

”Eh, a Body-Strengthening Pill?”

Only then did Li Wenfeng get a clear look, his eyes lighting up, damn it, a Body-Strengthening Pill, that’s some great stuff!

Ever since his father had bought three Body-Strengthening Pills from Ye Haochuan at a banquet in the hotel, Li Wenfeng’s entire family had experienced a transformation. Thus, he could not be clearer about the benefits.

Girls are naturally beauty-conscious.

This Liu Qing’er was exceedingly beautiful, with a great figure, yet she was too skinny. Despite the beauty of being slim, being too thin meant malnutrition.

Luckily, Liu Qing’er was also a student at Haishan University and resided in Building No. 7. She was already well aware of the rumors about the expensive pills and had repeatedly hinted to Li Wenfeng that she hoped he could get her a Body-Strengthening Pill to make her figure fuller.

Therefore, as soon as Li Wenfeng laid eyes on this Body-Strengthening Pill, he immediately realized that using it to pursue the girl of his dreams was perfect.

”Thank you, Brother Ye,” Li Wenfeng said excitedly.

”Go ahead.” Ye Haochuan smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

Sure enough, when Li Wenfeng presented the Body-Strengthening Pill as a gift to Liu Qing’er, she was so delighted that she immediately gave him a kiss.

A kiss was like a seal of affection.

Li Wenfeng’s wish was fulfilled, and he was over the moon, holding the hand of his new girlfriend Liu Qing’er as they came to thank Ye Haochuan.

Ye Haochuan waved his hand, indicating it was no big deal; at this point, Li Wenfeng asked Xiao Haimei conspiratorially, ”Aunt Haimai, you didn’t come here just to buy clothes for Brother Ye, did you?”

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PS: I’ve noticed many readers missed my ”Author’s Note,” so here’s a message from Old Tang: For the next while, I’ll be doing a minimum of two updates, with a maximum of one extra Chapter as I’m stockpiling. There will be a big release next Monday, please be understanding.