As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Curly-haired Guy: Huh? Kyoraku Shunsui already figured out Anzen is the mastermind? This guy’s brain works so well?

Soul Society’s Villain: At first, he just suspected, but my answer might have made him certain.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s amazing that he even suspected at all. If it were me, I probably wouldn’t have suspected anything.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: If he wasn’t smart, how could he become the next Captain Commander?

This is an Actor: He made the connection through the Tsunayashiro Tokitada clue. The fact that he’d turn against them and stand on our side was suspicious in itself. Plus, Michibane Aura’s hidden respect for me, it seems he noticed it.

Lin Fengjiao: So what do we do now?

Doujin Artist: Looks like we can’t keep this guy around. Just kill him!

Machete Girl: I agree! He’s the one who ordered Hana to her death in the original story. It made me sick when I saw that part!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I also think there’s something wrong with his head. The Thousand-Year Blood War was such a big deal, and supplies were already scarce. Yet, he pushed Hana to the front lines to die.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: He mainly wanted to awaken Kenpachi Zaraki, thinking that high-end power was more important.

Doujin Artist: Important my foot! It was Aizen and Kurosaki Ichigo who turned the war around in the end!

This is an Actor: It was the Soul King who turned the war around. If the Soul King hadn’t given his power to Kurosaki Ichigo, his sword couldn’t have killed Yhwach.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So that’s how it was, I was wondering why that part of the story was so weird.

Soul Society’s Villain: I don’t think we need to hurt Kyoraku Shunsui.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hana, you’re too forgiving, right?

Soul Society’s Villain: It’s not about being forgiving. I don’t have a personal grudge against Kyoraku Shunsui. I went to my death of my own free will. His abilities are still good, and we need someone like him to complete our transformation of the Soul Society.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But now that he knows Anzen is the mastermind, won’t that get in the way of our plans?

This is an Actor: No, he’s a smart guy. Since he’s smart, he should know what will happen if he rocks the boat at a time like this.

Doujin Artist: That’s true. The big problem of Aizen hasn’t been taken care of yet. At least on the surface, you and Hana are still on the Soul Society’s side. He wouldn’t dare to act rashly in this situation.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Then after Aizen is gone, everything will be revealed. Plus, Anzen’s identity as the Soul King will be confirmed, and they won’t be able to rebel anymore.

This is an Actor: Good analysis. You guys have really improved. I’m glad.

Doujin Artist: Hmph, don’t underestimate us!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: It’s all thanks to Anzen’s teaching.

Soul Society’s Villain: Where is Anzen now?

This is an Actor: He’s already in the real world.

Click.

Two old wooden doors open, and a black Hell Butterfly flies out.

Uchiha Madara with flowing black hair stands in the sky above Karakura Town, his clothes gently swaying in the breeze. His scarlet eyes look down on the entire city, finally focusing on a building called ”Kurosaki Hospital.”

A moment of silence.

Uchiha Madara’s lips curve up, a meaningful smile on his face. ”Hmph, interesting.”

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Ah, I want to go to the real world too! I’ve almost forgotten the taste of human food! I want to try it!

Soul Society’s Villain: Don’t even think about it. You’re staying here with me. You can only graduate when you practice the Nine Swords of Dugu to the point of reacting after the attack.

Doujin Artist: Reacting after the attack, like Hana did against Aizen before? That’s probably hard, right?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: With my talent, I can reach that level in five years.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I guess it’ll take me ten years. (Facepalm)

Curly-haired Guy: What are you thinking? I’ll just save up points and buy a finished one! Since you guys can level up for me, why do I have to work so hard?

Doujin Artist: Good thinking!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Hana, I’m planning to buy a finished one too!

Soul Society’s Villain: Sure, you can graduate as long as you reach that level. I’m not someone who can’t adapt.

Machete Girl: Um...it seems like only Hana and Anzen have reached that level in the group so far? Hana’s sword skills haven’t been updated at all, and Anzen’s seem to cost 90,000 points?

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it!

Shark-Faced Guy: 90,000 points, I guess it’ll take a few years to save up.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: The thing is, by the time you’ve saved up, Anzen’s abilities will have been updated again. Like this sword technique, it only cost 20,000 when it was first uploaded.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: And divine power too. It went from a few hundred thousand to two million.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: In other words, the speed of saving up points can’t keep up with Anzen’s growth?

Doujin Artist: Damn it, what kind of suffering is this? @This is an Actor, can you please not update for a few years? Leave a little hope for a kid!

This is an Actor: I saw something interesting. [Image]

Doujin Artist: ?

Curly-haired Guy: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Who’s this? An intruder? That halo on his head is really red!

Saten Ruiko opens the photo, and a young boy with short black hair catches her eye. He looks to be around thirteen or fourteen years old, with rather delicate features. He’s wearing a black-brown windbreaker, and has an earring on his left ear.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: There’s an intruder in the Soul Reaper world too?!

Curly-haired Guy: And he’s red! This guy must be very dangerous!

This is an Actor: In a sense, he really is.

[Intruder: Human]

[Intrusion Mode: Body Transmigration]

[Intrusion Level: 5]

[World Destructive Power: 5]

[Malice Level: 5]

[Sin Value: 1425]

[Points for Killing: 10000]

[Source: This intruder comes from the East Pole of Earth, a reincarnation of an extremely evil person.]

[Strategy Hint: This intruder has a ”God of Slaughter” system. The system rewards him for killing those close to him. This person is extremely dangerous, please eliminate him as soon as possible!]

Machete Girl: Wow! Extremely dangerous?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: He has a system! This person has a system just like Anzen!

Curly-haired Guy: 10,000 points, hey! The chance to get rich is right in front of us! Give me a chance, let me take this one!

Doujin Artist: Why? This intruder isn’t in your world. This chance to get rich is Hana’s!

Soul Society’s Villain: Body Transmigration? So he has an identity in this world too?

This is an Actor: Ah, his name is Kurosaki Shingo. Kurosaki Ichigo’s uncle.

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