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Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I really didn’t expect that Uncle Nine actually has fox spirits. I’ve learned something new.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Well. Since it’s a spirit world, isn’t it normal to have monsters?

Doujin Artist: Does Mochou mean to say that fox spirits are rare?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I don’t know if they are rare, but they are very special. In our stories, fox spirits are very powerful, like Su Daji. But looking at the photo Uncle Nine just sent, it’s a bit of a shock.

The fox spirit photo that Lin Jiu sent is just a fox head overlapping with a human body. You can’t see any of the beautiful charm described in the stories.

Curly-haired Guy: Indeed, it doesn’t look like the fox girl in my mind at all! Bad review!

Machete Girl: The fox girl in your mind is a beast person from another world, right? Not a monster at all!

Curly-haired Guy: I don’t care! Since it’s a mix of a fox and a human, it should be a fox girl!

Doujin Artist: Idiot, you’ve been watching too many monster girl things.

Lin Fengjiao: This fox spirit only has about fifteen years of power, so it can’t fully change. But it’s a good thing, otherwise I might not be able to defeat it.

Lin Jiu looked at the fox spirit in front of him, its skin torn and bloody, with a hint of fear in his eyes.

Actually, he hasn’t seen fox spirits in a while. The last time he encountered one was when he was an apprentice traveling with his master. That one had forty years of power and could fully appear in human form. His master was seriously injured in a fight with it and died not long after.

Ugh.

A sound of retching came from a distance, it was Ren Tingting. This girl obviously couldn’t handle this kind of stimulating scene and had a strong reaction.

Actually, it’s not just her, even Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng weren’t doing much better. Their faces were a mix of colors, and they were just trying not to throw up.

Looking at his students’ bad performance, Lin Jiu shook his head helplessly and took out a fire charm, throwing it at the fox spirit.

Boom.

Red flames quickly ignited, covering the fox spirit’s body.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Fifteen years of power?

Doujin Artist: That means it’s been practicing for fifteen years, right?

Lin Fengjiao: Yes, that’s about right. The more power a monster has, the stronger it is, and the more tricks it has. The greater the harm to the people.

Machete Girl: I’m curious, does every monster hurt people?

Curly-haired Guy: I don’t think so, right? Isn’t there a kind that protects humans, called what, Shuten-doji?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Shuten-doji protects humans?

Doujin Artist: You’re really ignorant. That thing uses humans as food with alcohol, you say it protects humans?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think Gin-san means Zashiki-warashi.

Doujin Artist: Zashiki-warashi and Shuten-doji are completely different things, anyone with a little sense would know.

Curly-haired Guy: Whatever, they’re both children! Gin-san being able to pay a little attention to this kind of weird stuff is already great, okay!

Doujin Artist: That’s true, for a coward like you to say the name of a monster like Shuten-doji is really impressive.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, don’t think Gin-san can’t hear your scorn!

Lin Fengjiao: The monsters here all seem to hurt people. Their main food source is human blood and human meat.

Wig Guy: That’s terrible!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: These monsters are dumb, human meat is not tasty.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Doujin Artist: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Rati, how do you know this kind of thing? You wouldn’t... have you eaten people before?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: No, it’s knowledge passed down in my head. It seems to be a kind of instinct engraved in my heart, telling me not to think about using humans as food.

Soul Society’s Villain: Maybe those monsters that use humans as food are not just for food, but also for practice?

Lin Fengjiao: Maybe that’s how it is, I don’t know much about monsters. Mostly, the work I get is either wandering ghosts or living corpses. Monsters are rare, and even if there are any, they are just small weasels.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Weasels? Another professional term!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It’s a ferret.

Lin Fengjiao: Mochou is right, it’s a ferret. Mostly they have less than ten years of power, and some of them start attacking people and animals as soon as they gain their senses.

Curly-haired Guy: How can a small ferret kill people? This really is a spirit world.

Doujin Artist: What you said is fundamentally wrong. There are too many small things that can kill, what about poisonous spiders and snakes?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Viruses can also kill people.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, are you guys just trying to pick on me? Can poisonous creatures and viruses be compared to ferrets? What secret weapons do ferrets have?

Machete Girl: I do know that ferrets will fart, and it’s very smelly.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That can be considered a secret weapon.

Curly-haired Guy: Could these ferrets kill people with their stink? Come on, please don’t be funny! I can even ignore Shinpachi’s smelly socks!

Doujin Artist: The way you’re comparing things is a bit new, how smelly can Shinpachi’s socks be?

Curly-haired Guy: Comparable to nuclear radiation.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft!

Machete Girl: You’re, you’re kidding, right? Hasn’t his sister been living with him for so long, wouldn’t she have mutated?

Curly-haired Guy: She mutated a long time ago, okay! Otherwise, have you ever seen a woman with a temper as violent as a gorilla? Always wanting to kill people, can’t you see this mutation?

Soul Society’s Villain: I think that’s just because you made her angry.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Hana, do you feel anything on your end right now?

Soul Society’s Villain: No. I’m still in a meeting, I’ll feel it when I get home.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: No, I’m not talking about that kind of feeling...

This is an Actor: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, this. Feeling what? You have to go home to feel it?

Doujin Artist: It seems like Anzen doesn’t know either, the question mark he sent is very telling. Probably just as confused as we are.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: It’s nothing, don’t misunderstand!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: You say don’t misunderstand, but what exactly are you two feeling?

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