Super Strong Little Divine Farmer

Chapter 700: Chapter 701: Kick Your Balls (Eight Updates)

In the bar, a girl wearing a belly-baring outfit was swaying her enchanting figure in the middle of the dance floor,

Her exquisite features and seductive curves instantly made the entire bar boil with excitement.

Every move she made was filled with temptation, with teasing, causing the men in the bar to have a sudden surge in testosterone.

There were screams, whistles, and the howls of wolves echoing through the bar.

As the music ended, the girl left the dance floor and came to the bar, sitting not far from Lin Chen. She ordered a strong brandy and began to drink it in large gulps.

Lin Chen glanced over at the girl and noticed that she was already somewhat intoxicated, yet it seemed she had something on her mind, as she kept pouring the alcohol into her mouth.

”If you want to pick her up, you better move fast, yo. There’s already a bunch of men here itching to make their move,” the waitress said with a smile.

”Brother is not that kind of person, Brother is very pure,” Lin Chen looked away and said blandly while sipping his red wine.

The waitress looked at him with disdain: ”Ni ma, your eyes were practically glued to the girl just now, and you still claim you’re not that kind of person.”

Sure enough, it was not long before a young man dressed in fashionable clothes approached to chat her up, but the girl completely ignored him.

At that moment, a group of thuggish-looking men circled around, and the young man, seeing the scene, sensibly took his leave.

”Beauty, why are you drinking alone in such a bad mood? How about us guys keep you company?”

”Get lost!”

The girl didn’t pay any attention to the hooligans, still drinking by herself.

Her face was now flushed red, and even her gaze seemed hazy.

The thugs exchanged glances, smirks of lewdness spreading across their faces.

Seeing this scene, the waitress sighed: ”Another girl is about to suffer!”

Lin Chen looked at her: ”What do you mean?”

”These thugs are regulars here, they often hit on drunk beauties and then take them away to the hotel to spoil them,” the waitress explained.

”Beauty, look at you, you’ve had too much to drink. Why don’t we guys have a few drinks with you and then take you home?”

”Did I stutter when I told you to scram?” the girl once again poured the liquor from her glass into her mouth and said.

The thugs, instead of getting angry from being scolded by the girl, sat themselves around her, and one of the fat ones even shamelessly reached his hand under her skirt.

Just as his hand was about to touch its target, he suddenly felt a heaviness below him, and the chair the fat man was sitting on had been kicked away.

The fat man’s hefty body thudded to the ground with a plop.

And Lin Chen had taken the fat man’s seat with a plop.

”You guys really have some thick skin. Didn’t you hear the beauty telling you to get lost?” Lin Chen said coldly.

”Wo cao, kid, you’re courting death!” The fat man was about to succeed when someone interfered, how could he put up with that?

The other three guys swung their fists and pounced towards Lin Chen.

Lin Chen didn’t even stand up, but with three kicks while seated, sent the three thugs flying four or five meters away.

At this point, the fat man had just charged halfway when he saw his comrades being kicked away and was instantly dumbfounded.

The three henchmen were rolling on the ground holding their groins, howling in pain.

Lin Chen gave a faint smile: ”So, you don’t want to avenge your brothers?”

The fat man’s face changed, and he laughed awkwardly: ”Misunderstanding, it’s all a misunderstanding.”

But before he could finish his sentence, Lin Chen kicked a stool into the air, which landed heavily between the guy’s legs at a sensitive spot.

”Ah, my eggs!”

The chubby man clutched at his groin and instantly knelt on the ground, letting out a miserable howl.

Lin Chen poured the Bloody Rose from his hand into his mouth and declared authoritatively, ”Anyone who doesn’t want to become a eunuch had better scram.”

The few gangsters turned deathly pale and, enduring the pain between their legs, they quickly fled the bar.

Lin Chen thought he had put on quite a show, but when he turned around, he saw that the beauty beside him hadn’t paid any attention to him at all. Feeling awkward about his failed attempt to impress, Lin Chen was quite embarrassed.

Lin Chen sat next to the beauty and said with a smile, ”You’ve had quite a lot to drink already, anymore and it might be too much.”

The beauty glanced at Lin Chen and then poured herself another glass of brandy and gulped it down.

Feeling somewhat downcast by being ignored, Lin Chen didn’t lose heart and said, ”As the ancients said, ’Drowning sorrows in drink only multiplies them.’ If you have worries and trust me, you can talk to me about it!”

Finally, the beauty looked up, her beautiful eyes scrutinizing Lin Chen for a moment: ”Are you even a man?”

Upon hearing the beauty’s words, Lin Chen felt humiliated: ”Of course I am. If you don’t believe it, we could book a room to verify it.”

”No need for that. If you can help me finish those bottles, I’ll acknowledge you’re a man,” the beauty said with a silly smile.

Lin Chen looked at the bar counter, where five bottles of brandy were lined up.

Dammit, this girl can really drink, but it concerned his manly pride, so naturally Lin Chen wouldn’t shrink away: ”No problem, let’s do it.”

With that, Lin Chen poured a glass for himself and the beauty.

”Cheers!” Their glasses clinked together, and they both downed their drinks in one go.

The waitress watched the two of them clinking glasses repeatedly with a speechless expression: ”These two are such oddballs, drinking so much and yet unaffected.”

Soon enough, the five bottles on the table were emptied by the two of them. Lin Chen, worried the woman had drunk too much, deliberately drank an extra bottle himself. Even so, Lin Chen ended up drinking three bottles, and the woman two.

After downing three bottles of brandy, and despite his impressive tolerance, combined with the five glasses of Bloody Rose he had downed earlier, Lin Chen felt a bit dizzy.

As the two of them downed the last drink, the beauty lay sprawled on the table, her pretty face as red as a ripe apple, murmuring into the table, ”I, I want to go home.”

Lin Chen stood up, intending to help the beauty to her feet, but to his frustration, he found that she was already passed out on the table.

”Dammit, what do I do now?”

After some thought, Lin Chen picked up the girl around the waist and started walking towards the entrance.

But suddenly Lin Chen realized a very crucial problem: the girl hadn’t told him where she lived.

”What should I do now?” Lin Chen was a bit troubled, knowing it would be very dangerous to leave this beautiful woman on the street.

He had seen plenty of news stories about drunk beauties being molested by passersby.

After pondering for a while, Lin Chen decided to find a hotel to settle the beauty down first.

With that in mind, Lin Chen carried the girl toward the hotel across the street, but just after he had taken a few steps, over ten gangsters rushed out from the opposite side. The lead fat guy, seeing Lin Chen carrying the girl, gleefully exclaimed, ”Boss, it’s this kid, he’s the one who hit our brothers earlier.”

Lin Chen recognized the fat guy at a glance as the leader of the gangsters he had chased off earlier, and the others were grinning, obviously still not over the pain from before.

”What, was I too gentle earlier that your eggs didn’t burst? Not feeling satisfied, is that it?” Lin Chen sneered coldly at the fat guy.

”Kid, you’re still acting tough even when our boss is here? Seems like you’re really asking for it!” The fat guy glared at Lin Chen with bitter venom.

Lin Chen’s eyes narrowed slightly, and a trace of coldness crossed his lips: ”Bad luck for you that I’m in a bad mood today, so I’ll oblige you and smash your eggs.”