Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1128: Chapter 1162: Wow! Guess What I Saw

“Huahua, what are they doing in the bathroom? Why do I feel a sense of evil? Should we go in and take a look?”

Tangtang suggested.

“No, I don’t want to rush in. That would be so embarrassing. It’s not like they’re daring enough to do anything. Let’s just watch from here.”

“But… are we just going to secretly watch like this? Huahua, I didn’t sleep well last night. How about I go back for a nap and you keep an eye on things for a while?”

“Get back here! How can you be so disloyal? We’ve been through thick and thin together, you can’t just run away now, can you?” Huahua glanced at her pointedly, as if reminiscing about their glorious shared history.

Been through thick and thin? Isn’t that a bit exaggerated? At most, all you did was hit someone with a brick for me. Does that count as thick and thin?

Tangtang didn’t refute her and just kept mumbling under her breath.

…

“Then let’s choose cyan. I think cyan looks good.” Nangong Bing was overjoyed, like discovering a treasure.

“Cyan does look good, but you might not think so once you put it on.” Lin Zifeng muttered to himself.

“Hey! What did you say?”

Nangong Bing shot him a glance.

Lin Zifeng nodded along, “Didn’t say anything. I was just getting in the mood; we’re about to enter such a sacred moment. How could we do it without setting the right mood first?”

Indeed, doing that is an art in itself. Some people do it just for relief, while others enjoy the process, that wonderful process.

Reaching a life delight together with the one you love.

Being able to better understand each other, the so-called ‘deeper understanding.’

“…”

Nangong Bing had no words.

“So, are we doing it on the bed or in the bathroom?”

This was still a dilemma. The last two times with Lin Zifeng, the first time was acting on impulse, driven by personal desires, which was embarrassing in hindsight.

The second time was Lin Zifeng’s initiative, so both times happened without any prior planning.

Technically, she hadn’t truly enjoyed the process.

“What do you like? Isn’t it just mating, no matter where it happens?” Lin Zifeng grinned slyly, clearly indicating that the bathroom might be more thrilling.

“You…”

“Could you be more civilized with your words? ‘Mating’ sounds so unpleasant.” Nangong Bing gritted her teeth in anger. This guy was making light of such a sacred and great matter, using the word ‘mating.’

“Hehe, then let’s do it in the bathroom. I think it might be more exciting that way.”

No matter, I’m just a simple brute. Civilization has never been part of my vocabulary.

“Ah!!! In the bathroom? This… this doesn’t seem right.”

Nangong Bing’s face changed color, although a bathroom was exciting, it felt a bit weird. Diving into something so thrilling might be too intense right away.

“Then let’s do it on the bed. I don’t mind.” To accommodate her, Lin Zifeng didn’t press the matter.

“No, let’s do it in the bathroom after all.” Nangong Bing suddenly changed her mind.

“My lady, can we make a decision? It’s late at night, and time will fly by. If you keep hesitating, the night will soon be over.” Lin Zifeng’s face was turning red.

“Then, let’s start.” Nangong Bing was extremely nervous, her face becoming more and more flushed.

“Let’s start then.” Lin Zifeng nodded but found himself unsure of what to do at the crucial moment.

“Go ahead.” Nangong Bing repeated.

“I want to start, but I don’t know where to begin.”

“Ah!!! No! That’s disgusting. Can’t you have a pure thought for once? I’m not doing that.” Nangong Bing flatly refused the dirty, wicked thought that had crossed his mind.

“Uh, hehe, then never mind, I was just suggesting.” Lin Zifeng’s face was red. Every man enjoys being with the woman they love, of course. It was just a thought; if the loved one didn’t want to, he wouldn’t force her.

“So how do we start now?” Nangong Bing was still clueless about this, having no experience at all.

Lin Zifeng thought for a moment and said, “Then just lean against the wall, and I’ll come from behind.”

“Ah!!! From behind? No no no, that would hurt. I won’t do it; I won’t.” As soon as she heard Lin Zifeng say “from behind,” Nangong Bing turned even paler.

In today’s overwhelming information age, Nangong Bing had read such materials. Coming from behind, that would hurt a lot, and it wasn’t exactly hygienic.

If something went wrong, she might not even be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

Thinking this, Nangong Bing was even more determined not to agree with his wicked thoughts.

Damn it!

Lin Zifeng was frustrated; he couldn’t do this or that, so what could they do?

Actually, Lin Zifeng didn’t really mean what she thought. He was thinking it would enhance the teasing to the final moment. But she misunderstood completely.

“Then from the front.”

“Ah!!! From the front? I’m not used to it from the front.” This time, her fair, pale cheeks turned even more embarrassed.

“Then I’ll sit on the toilet, and you can sit on me, how about that?” Lin Zifeng’s patience had reached its limit. Can’t do this, can’t do that. So what can they do?

Realizing Lin Zifeng’s disgruntled gaze.

To soothe his mood, Nangong Bing chuckled shyly.

Bowing her head, she slowly moved towards him, her pink cheeks red as a roasted sweet potato, and her earlobes so red and hot, it spread to her white neck with a rosy hue—

“Wow, Huahua, I see someone taking their clothes off in the bathroom!” Tangtang suddenly whispered excitedly.

“Who’s taking their clothes off? How do you know?”

Huahua asked excitedly.

“See, the bathroom light is on, there’s a shadow there, take a look, take a look. That shadow seems to be undressing, wow! Sister Nangong has such a good figure, so beautiful. If only I had curves like hers.”

Upon reflecting, Tangtang sensed something off: “Huh! I saw Uncle sneaking in just now, and he hasn’t come out. Sister Nangong is undressing inside; they’re not… wow!!! Could it be? They’re not really doing something, are they?”

“You, you’re talking nonsense. How could my cousin be doing something with him?” Huahua was defending her cousin, but she felt a strange surge of jealousy. Now she felt a weird unease, as if something major was about to happen, leaving her a bit on edge.