Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1019: Chapter 1053: Beloved Consort, Save Me!

“Hmph, is that so great? What you have, I have too, only with a tiny bit of difference.” Even though she’s not as good as her rival, Huahua still puts on a brave front.

“Alright then, you say you understand women well, but do you understand men?”

Zhao Xiaoshi smiled mischievously. She couldn’t believe that this tomboyish girl would understand men better than she does.

Everyone knows that I, Zhao Xiaoshi, am famous at school as a love sage. Although I haven’t really been in many relationships, my theoretical knowledge is plentiful.

Just because of that, you think you can compete with me? You’re still too green.

“Men?” Huahua was slightly taken aback and said with a flushed face, “Who, who said I don’t understand men? You’re the one who doesn’t understand men.”

“Alright then, do you know where a man’s sensitive spots are?”

“Sensitive spots? What sensitive spots?”

“Haha, see, you don’t know anything, always pretending. Embarrassed, aren’t you?”

Zhao Xiaoshi laughed gleefully,

“Who said I don’t know? I was just testing you, don’t think I really don’t understand.” Huahua’s face flushed again, getting teased by Zhao Xiaoshi.

“Hey, hey, hey, don’t treat me as a lab experiment; you can’t play around like this, right?”

Lin Zifeng’s face was about to go green; why are you dragging me into this nonsense? Seriously? This is so unreasonable.

“Beast, shut up, just endure for a little while.”

Zhao Xiaoshi glanced dismissively at Huahua,

thinking this girl is even more naive than she is.

Endure? Endure a little while? Damn, I’m about to explode here. You both are dressed so scantily and lying right next to me. How can you ask me to endure this?

Hey, hey, hey, you can’t just fool around like this; if you go any further, you’re really touching my forbidden area. I, I can’t take this anymore! Help, I’m being molested! Today, Lin Zifeng is actually being molested by two little girls; oh God, oh Buddha, please open your merciful eyes and see!

Why is my life so miserable?

Poor Lin Zifeng almost shed tears, with his chin sticking out in grievance.

As Huahua’s fingers lightly trembled along Lin Zifeng’s stomach.

“Why are you laughing? Isn’t this how it’s supposed to be?” Huahua’s eyes widened, feeling ridiculed again, wanting to pounce and smash her arrogant little chest.

“Haha, you’re too funny, you almost killed me laughing. You’re really too funny.”

Zhao Xiaoshi laughed and clapped, her long hair covering her whole face but her perfect figure still exposed.

In this situation, if Lin Zifeng’s body doesn’t react, he’s really not normal.

This is in the empress dowager’s house. If anything happens, I’m totally screwed.

“Laugh, laugh, laugh your ass off! Show me if you’ve got the guts to find the sensitive spot.”

Being mocked feels great; the key is I’m being used as a test subject, which pisses me off even more.

Lin Zifeng tried to get up, to escape from these two wicked girls, but was pressed down again.

The two girls faced each other, looking ready for a fight.

“Beast, lay down properly. This has nothing to do with you today, it’s a matter between us, I’m going to duel her!”

Huh… Why do you have me lying here if it’s none of my business?

Lin Zifeng’s nose stung, his facial muscles twitched twice, feeling very unhappy.

“Hmph. I knew you only know how to flap your gums, just watch me.”

Zhao Xiaoshi became more reckless, bending down to kiss Lin Zifeng with her red lips.

“Hey, hey, hey, it’s okay to fool around; everything should have a limit. You can’t play like this; if you keep this up, I’ll really shout!”

“Uhh…”

Witnessing this scene, Huahua felt fuzzy all over, yet did nothing to stop it, letting someone be ruined by another girl—

“See that? This is a real sensitive spot.”

Just when Lin Zifeng thought he was ready to face death, Zhao Xiaoshi suddenly backed away, pointing at Lin Zifeng’s distorted face, saying, “His expression says it all, doesn’t it?”

Zhao Xiaoshi said proudly.

“Get lost! If that’s your idea, then I’m way better than you.”

With a pout, Huahua uncomfortably crawled to Lin Zifeng, pretending to kiss him.

“I gotta! Easy there!”

Suddenly, Lin Zifeng cried out, the pain distorting his face.

“Ah!!!”

Huahua was also shocked and broke into a cold sweat,

“Haha… you’re really too funny, you’re too funny.” Zhao Xiaoshi laughed so hard she couldn’t close her mouth.

She found Huahua even more adorable.

“Laugh your ass off! Keep laughing! Believe it or not, I’ll tear your mouth apart!”

In her bashful anger, Huahua became even more embarrassed, the more Zhao Xiaoshi laughed, the more she felt mocked, and rather displeased.

But most displeased was Lin Zifeng. He thought he was just foolishly playing along, turns out this was actually turning him into a test subject.

I won’t do it! I won’t do it! Talk it out among yourselves, I don’t care even if the empress dowager returns, I’ll face whatever comes my way.

Lin Zifeng finally lost his temper.

“Beast come here.”

“Go, go, go; find somewhere cool, I won’t play crazy with you two.”

Lin Zifeng waved dismissively, refusing to comply.

But the two girls refused to spare him, running up to Lin Zifeng in their sexy lingerie.

And then…

The door was pushed open…

“B-beloved.”

The three people in the room were simultaneously stunned.

“Beloved, save me!” This guy’s eyes darted, seeing Nangong Bing’s face gradually changing color, he knew if he wasn’t clever now, he might end up cast into the depths of Hell—