Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1018: Chapter 1052: I Want to Duel Her!

If I let the two of them continue to bicker, someone’s bound to get hurt.

Especially if Nangong Bing comes back and sees it.

I’d really be the eternal scapegoat, completely beyond redemption.

And by the looks of it, this Zhao Xiaoshi came over with such confidence.

I bet she’s already got some sneaky plan cooked up.

Although Lin Zifeng doesn’t know her too well, he’s usually spot-on about people.

“No way! I want to crush this little vixen’s boobs, let’s see if she dares to seduce anyone after that!”

Huahua, lying on Lin Zifeng’s left side, looked furious, promising to squeeze Zhao Xiaoshi’s boobs at all costs.

Lin Zifeng felt an ache.

“Hmph! Want to crush my boobs? I’ll scratch up your butt! I’m going to make your butt out of shape!”

“…”

Lin Zifeng was exasperated—

He felt truly speechless; these two chicks were too violent, too exasperating.

“Can’t you both just calm down and listen to me for a bit?”

Lin Zifeng was at his wit’s end and seriously about to lose his temper. If he kept being so patient, he’d really end up as their punching bag.

So, he needed to pull himself together! He had to reclaim his dignity as a man—oh, too much talk there.

“Everyone stop! Can’t you understand human language?!”

Lin Zifeng was furious, his voice grew rough and fierce, instantly making the two freeze.

“Beast uncle, no need to shout like that, right?”

“Yeah, I can hear you,” Zhao Xiaoshi chimed in, though feeling a bit intimidated by Lin Zifeng.

Everyone knows, when a man loses it, it’s terrifying.

“Alright, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have lost it. Can you two calm down now?” Lin Zifeng sat on the bedside, helplessly rubbing his head, feeling this mess was really driving him crazy.

“No way! I’m not finished with this little vixen yet. Beast, get lost, I’m challenging her to a duel!”

“Who’s dueling with you? Does a girl understand gentleness or what? No wonder you have no boyfriend and came running to steal my brother-in-law; it must be your fiery temper. If I were a guy, I wouldn’t like someone like you either.”

Zhao Xiaoshi understood well that Lin Zifeng had lost his temper. She had to stop now, or she’d surely suffer the consequences. Being a woman, knowing when to stop was definitely a good thing.

“Now that brother-in-law is angry, it’s best to calm down and listen to his emotions, yet you want to duel me. Are you even a woman?”

With that, Zhao Xiaoshi began placing her hand on Lin Zifeng’s lower abdomen, the gesture intimately close. But it was also irresistibly alluring to Lin Zifeng.

Any lower and it would be…

“I don’t understand women? I don’t understand? You think you do?”

“Ah! You’re putting your hand on the beast’s abdomen, what are you thinking? The beast is mine!”

Determined to have a showdown with Zhao the elf, the ever-stubborn Huahua also put her hand on Lin Zifeng’s abdomen with style.

“Um…”

“Shut up! Mind your own business in women’s wars!”

“…”

Ok! Women’s wars are none of my business, right? Fine, you fight, I’m leaving.

Lin Zifeng’s face was ashen as he retracted his arm and headed outside.

“Where do you think you’re going? Get back here!”

The two girls simultaneously exerted themselves, abruptly pulling Lin Zifeng back, pinning him to the bed, and threatened him fiercely with an intimidating tone.

“Lay down properly, don’t get up. If you dare, I’ll have cousin fire you!”

Huahua threatened.

Hmph! You dare say I don’t understand women, but do you? I’ve grown up cosseted like a treasure, and you’re the first to say I don’t get women, haha… Now I really want to see how well you get them.

The two girls pressed their hands onto Lin Zifeng’s chest, locking eyes, instantly generating a series of sparks in the air.

Lin Zifeng, lying on the bedside, could even see a faint string of lightning interweaving and attacking in the center of their gaze, with faint buzzing noises…

“You dare say I don’t understand women?”

The two fell into negotiations, no longer bickering. Instead, the atmosphere became a bit mysterious.

This made Lin Zifeng lying below feel a huge storm was brewing.

“I say you don’t understand women. Do you deny it?”

Zhao Xiaoshi slightly raised her sharp, round chin, coldly looking at her opponent.

She deliberately discarded all towels from her body, wearing only close-fitting underwear to battle Hua Buqi.

“Hmph, you think just you can flash some skin? You think showing some flesh is such a big deal? I can do it too..”

To Lin Zifeng’s astonishment, Huahua grabbed the bathrobe from her delicate body with slender fingers, forcefully ripping it off and throwing it heavily on the ground.

Huahua’s figure didn’t need mentioning; almost rivaling a professional model’s seductive curves, only her chest was a bit smaller.

Her skin was particularly good—smooth, rounded, delicate, fair and invitingly bite-worthy.

Zhao Xiaoshi’s figure and skin didn’t need mentioning either; she lived a life perpetually indulged in e-commerce, spending hours each day online shopping for various cosmetics and skincare products. To make her skin even more hydrated, she’d often visit proper care shops to get some South Korean maintenance.

Her skin looked exceptionally alluring.

Huahua’s eyes went wide instantly. She hadn’t noticed Zhao Xiaoshi’s skin carefully before, but now she saw it was indeed translucent with a hint of rosy pink.

What enraged her most was how her opponent’s chest was indeed much bigger than hers.

She felt like biting down.

“Haha, with those two tiny bits of flesh, you mock my little chest? Yours isn’t much bigger than mine either.”

Zhao Xiaoshi was equally surprised by Huahua’s skin; although not as hydrated as her own, it was very fair, with hardly any blemishes.

What really annoyed her was Huahua’s figure.

Simply born with demonic golden proportions…