Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1017: Chapter 1051: Tch! If You Can’t Handle It, Then Quit

”Can you two stop saying these disgusting flirty things in front of me!”

Finally, Huahua couldn’t hold back anymore and exploded.

”Tch! If you can’t handle it, just back out.”

Zhao Xiaoshi rolled her eyes at her uncaringly and continued to walk into the room, lying comfortably on Lin Zifeng’s bed, rolling around like it was her own, showing no signs of unfamiliarity.

This made Lin Zifeng’s nose twist in frustration, thinking to himself, can’t your war stay between you two? Do you have to drag me into it as well? This is such an undeserved death for me.

”Brother-in-law, come over here, I want to chat with you.”

Zhao Xiaoshi sat cross-legged at the head of the bed, smiling sweetly and beckoning Lin Zifeng.

Since she was only wearing simple underwear underneath, with the rest of her covered by a towel, occasionally revealing a bit of skin, it made Lin Zifeng’s eyes light up.

”You’re not allowed to go! If we’re going to chat, we’ll chat together!”

Huahua grabbed Lin Zifeng’s arm, proudly lifting her head; she was fighting against the Zhao elf.

Let’s see who can get Lin Zifeng under control.

”Uh...” Poor Lin Zifeng became like a ping-pong ball, pulled this way and called that way...

”Brother-in-law, I’m still hurting, come help me take a look.”

Zhao Xiaoshi decided to go all out to achieve the best results, presumably pulling down the towel a bit, immediately revealing a stretch of fair skin in front of Lin Zifeng’s eyes, especially the black area at the end of her long legs, which really urged the imagination...

”You stinky little elf, do you think you can seduce my beast with just that? Don’t think you’re all that just by showing some skin.”

The little girl spat fire from her eyes, having already cursed Zhao Xiaoshi a hundred times in her heart.

But Lin Zifeng’s eyes couldn’t help but glance over to Zhao Xiaoshi’s direction, and especially his throat made a gurgling sound, clearly, his mind was conjuring some filthy thoughts.

Ahhhhh! Beast, how can you be so filthy! It’s just a leg, is it that big of a deal? You’re, you’re driving me crazy!

Huahua stomped her foot in anger, ruining Lin Zifeng’s image in her heart by several blocks.

Gathering some courage, she actually turned her head and ran out.

”Hey, Huahua, what’s wrong?”

Seeing Huahua suddenly turn and leave, Zhao Xiaoshi felt extremely satisfied.

Finally having defeated a rival, what a proud achievement this was.

”Brother-in-law, come over here.”

Zhao the little elf beckoned Lin Zifeng with her finger, wearing a seductive smile.

Not to mention, this girl, aside from her somewhat youthful face, had a pretty impressive figure all around, at least leaving one feeling wanting more after a glance.

”I’m telling you, Zhao girl, enough is enough. You came all the way from your home just to see me make a fool of myself, is that it?”

Lin Zifeng felt that these words were too light, not harsh enough, so he continued, ”So, now you can leave, right? You’ve showered, you’ve offended me. You’ve got your revenge, you’re satisfied, time to go, right?”

”Brother-in-law, I didn’t come here for revenge, don’t misunderstand.”

Zhao Xiaoshi looked pitiful, where was the arrogance just now?

”Shoo, shoo, shoo, don’t tell me you came here just to take a shower. Do you think showing off your intelligence is fun for me?”

Lin Zifeng despised her actions, having seen many scheming women. Such a young girl already playing tricks, it’s truly vile.

”Brother-in-law, can you listen to my explanation?”

”What’s there to explain? The facts are in front of us, you’ve already put me in a passive position. Hurry up, hurry up and leave, if you keep this up, you’ll run me into the ground.”

Lin Zifeng now wished she would leave quickly, the sooner the better.

But Zhao Xiaoshi started playing dead and stubborn.

She just stayed on the bed and wouldn’t leave.

”Oh my, you’re playing this child’s trick with me?” Lin Zifeng curled his lip, ”I’m telling you, my patience has its limits. If you keep pestering, it’s no good for you or me. Don’t push me, I’ll get mad, I’ll get mad, when I get mad, even I get scared!”

To match his threatening look, Lin Zifeng rolled up his sleeves.

But Zhao the girl just watched him like she was watching a monkey show, blinking her eyes and watching Lin Zifeng perform by himself.

Damn!

”I don’t care anymore!”

After saying this, Lin Zifeng quickly jumped onto the bed, grabbing her arm to drag her outside.

Hmm?! What’s this soft thing?

”Ah, brother-in-law, you touched me there.”

Zhao Xiaoshi screamed continuously.

”Uh, sorry, sorry, just a mistake.” He quickly pulled back his arm, his face heating up immediately.

As he was about to implement the next step, Zhao the girl’s cunning eyes lit up, clinging to Lin Zifeng’s waist like an octopus, refusing to let go for anything. She was determined not to leave today.

Just then, Huahua returned wearing a bathrobe, walking in from the room.

Seeing her beast tangled up by that awful elf, Huahua pounced forward, teeth bared and claws outstretched.

”Ahhhh! You slut, actually seducing my beast, I’m going to fight you!”

”Oh my god!”

Lin Zifeng was about to cry from the chaos. He quickly pried open Zhao Xiaoshi’s legs, rolling from the bed down to the floor.

As a result, when Huahua pounced on her, the two girls immediately started a fierce battle. One pinched the other’s butt, another squeezed her breast. They fought happily, even tearing off all their bath towels.

Their fight was unusual, not scratching hair, not gouging eyes.

They just attacked each other’s chests and butts.

”You little elf, I want to see just how big your breasts are, I’m going to squeeze them flat!”

”If you dare squeeze mine, I’m going to flatten your butt!”

Zhao Xiaoshi wouldn’t back down, resulting in the two rolling around on the bed.

To prevent them from getting hurt, Lin Zifeng reluctantly joined the battle...

”Oh my gosh, can you guys please stop fighting?”

”No!”

The two girls shouted angrily in unison.

”Alright then, fight me instead, beat me to death, and you won’t have to fight over me anymore.” Lin Zifeng lay between them, his back against Zhao’s chest, his face, uh, against Huahua’s chest...

Front chest, back chest. Though fortunate, but it’s quite tragic.

”Can you all stop now?” Lin Zifeng was about to get really angry.