Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1015: Chapter 1049: I’m So Fierce Even I Scare Myself

“Zhao, did you forget to take your medicine today?”

Lin Zifeng was very angry. He hated it when people used such methods to deceive his true feelings.

“No, why would I take medicine if I’m not sick?” Zhao Xiaoshi shook her head, turning on the LCD TV with a casual look.

“So, why did you come here for no reason?” Lin Zifeng felt a headache coming. If Nangong Bing came back later, he’d have no way to explain this to her.

“Brother-in-law, peel an apple for me. The apple skin is too thick, I can’t bite it. Poor me and my teeth.”

“You want me to peel the apple skin?”

Lin Zifeng had this urge to strangle her. Since when did he become her servant?

“Get lost, get lost, get out of here now. I’ve told you, I’m not your brother-in-law. Is it fun for you to keep calling me that?”

Lin Zifeng was furious.

A brat like her deserved a scolding.

“How can you be so mean to me, brother-in-law?”

“Damn! Is this me being mean? My employer is about to come back soon. If you don’t want to be caught and have the police called, you better leave quickly, there’s still time.”

“Brother-in-law, aren’t you the owner of this villa?”

Zhao looked pitiful as ever.

“Enough with the pitiful look. I don’t fall for that. Get out now; my patience has limits. Don’t push me; I’m really fierce, so fierce I scare myself.” That look of menace on Lin Zifeng’s face made Zhao laugh so hard her back was bent.

“You’re so funny, brother-in-law.”

After all those angry gestures, he gets called funny.

Damn you and your Immortal! Lin Zifeng almost cried.

“Brother-in-law, please peel an apple for me.”

“You refusing to leave? Fine, keep sticking around, but I’ll call the cops.” Lin Zifeng hated this clingy behavior the most. He had no money, no looks, so why was she attached to him?

“Brother-in-law, you haven’t been to my house in ages. When are you going to come over? My cousin’s always home alone and gets bored. You should come keep her company.”

Oh great!

Turns out she’s here to play matchmaker, getting involved in her cousin’s business.

“Zhao, let me tell you clearly, I tell you earnestly, it’s impossible between your cousin and me. Just give up this idea…”

“Ow!”

Before Lin Zifeng could finish, Zhao cut her finger while peeling the apple, nearly bringing tears to her eyes.

“Look, brother-in-law, I’m bleeding.”

I’m dizzy… Is she really using the pity card on me? I refuse to buy it.

“My hand really got cut. Do you have any band-aids, brother-in-law?”

Seeing his emotionless face, Zhao Xiaoshi felt wronged; she decided to fight for her cousin.

“No.”

Lin Zifeng’s reply was blunt.

“What about a first-aid kit?”

“No.”

“Painkillers?”

“None either.” Lin Zifeng shook his head.

“Why is there nothing in your house?”

Zhao felt frustrated, tearing off a napkin to wipe her slightly cut finger, though a tiny bit of blood was coming out, it wasn’t a big deal.

In the past, Lin Zifeng had a knife scar the size of a bowl on his body, and he stopped the bleeding with spider webs, so why were people so fussy now?

“I told you, this isn’t my house. It’s my employer’s.”

“Fine, I’ll stop the bleeding first..”

“You can leave now.” Lin Zifeng didn’t want to waste more words, hoping to get her out quickly.

“Uh, right, brother-in-law, the water heater at my house is broken. I actually came to use yours for a shower. Yours should be working, right?”

After saying it, Zhao brazenly ran towards the living room bathroom, intending to stay longer, call her cousin, and meet Lin Zifeng. Her plan was flawless.

Zhao Xiaoshi thought to herself, suddenly feeling smarter.

“Did you run several kilometers just to borrow a place to shower?” Lin Zifeng was flabbergasted, feeling his head throb.

“By the way, you don’t have any decent clothes I could borrow?”

Zhao turned back, eyeing him up and down.

“All my clothes are proper.” Lin Zifeng replied.

“Forget it, your clothes look too shabby, best not to wear them.”

Zhao completely ignored Lin Zifeng’s earlier question.

“Hey, hey. Zhao, you haven’t answered my question!”

Lin Zifeng hurried to catch up; the first-floor bathroom was exclusive for the mistress. If she’s seen there by Nangong Bing, he’d be in deep trouble.

Just as he caught up, a crumpled pair of pants was tossed out from the bathroom.

Along with a purple top, flung over as she quickly undressed inside.

Finally, a pair of black lace-trimmed panties landed in his arms.

Uh…

“Oops, tossed the wrong one. Brother-in-law, throw back those panties I just threw out.”

Zhao showed no shyness, acting perfectly natural, as if Lin Zifeng really was her brother-in-law. Doing whatever she pleased.

Damn! Did this girl really forget her medication today?

Lin Zifeng truly wanted to drag her out of the bathroom and give her a good scolding.

“Are you seriously taking a shower in there?” Lin Zifeng was bewildered.

No response, only her humming some suggestive song came from inside…

Fuming, Lin Zifeng rushed upstairs to call Nangong Bing, telling her to come back later. He dreaded the moment she saw this scene and couldn’t possibly explain it.

Lin Zifeng had just gone upstairs when Huahua, out of nowhere, pushed the door open and entered.

Today she came back alone, Tangtang was at the filming set and didn’t come with her.

The little girl looked exhausted. Seeing the prepared meals on the table made her quite hungry.

But suddenly, she heard a delicate woman’s voice from the bathroom, singing a rather sultry song, igniting a flame of fury inside her.

At this moment, Zhao finished her shower, secretly texting her cousin to come pick her up.

Coming out, she bumped into Huahua head-on.

Seeing the blood-stained napkin on the sofa, Huahua’s lovely eyes showed intense anger.

“It’s you!”

Huahua immediately recognized Zhao Xiaoshi.

“Oh, you’re here too?” Zhao was indifferent.