I Am Your Natural Enemy

Do you still believe that the sea beast actually saved the fugitive Ghost Wealth God?

Wen Yan pursed his lips, just looking at the records from the Southern Sea County branch, that sea beast headed south, delving into the deep sea and disappearing, the last time it was tracked to suspected traces, they were at the sea bed nearly two thousand meters deep.

He already knows about The Rich, doesn’t he also know what’s further south beyond the Southern Sea County?

Just wait and see later; this time, it’s literally ”the monk can run but the temple can’t.”

Knowing the position of that grand hall in the world, if they have the ability, they can silently move that hall away without leaking any information.

Wen Yan passed this news to the General Director, the rest is no longer his concern.

He went to the basement, first offered incense to the bosses in the basement, said some nice words, and asked them to help suppress a few guys inside the little beehive.

Then he went to the first floor, grabbed inside his collar, threw the Little Fire Seed onto the stove, lit the fire, fed the Little Fire Seed, and casually made something to eat.

He had just lit the fire when he heard the sound of wings flapping outside the kitchen; Sparrow Cat was standing on a plastic stool, licking its feathers.

Wen Yan grinned; he knew Sparrow Cat was home.

He walked to the kitchen door, grabbed the back of Sparrow Cat’s neck with one hand, and picked it up, letting it watch from beside him.

”You’re here just in time, translate for me.”

Wen Yan lit the fire, took a pot, placed it on the stove, and asked the Little Fire Seed.

”Did you feel anything special before?”

The Little Fire Seed waved its little hand, babbling something unknown.

Wen Yan looked at Sparrow Cat, who casually responded.

”The Little Fire Seed says that guy had extremely pure fire spirituality, originating from a very long time ago, much longer than it, much stronger than it; it’s an unstoppable fire.”

”Anything else?”

”The Little Fire Seed says it would be great to taste that guy’s fire, but forget about what’s spewed out; it feels kind of disgusting now.”

”Try it later.”

Wen Yan added water, first boiled a piece of cured meat, letting the Little Fire Seed cook there, and incidentally, eat some fire, while he carried Sparrow Cat out.

”Are you able to understand more and more things now? Can you understand everyone speaking? Is there any special trick?”

”I don’t know.” Sparrow Cat looked dumbfounded, it naturally could understand, in its eyes, people were just speaking normally, expressing normally, it was puzzled why Wen Yan couldn’t even understand Little Zombie speaking.

Little Zombie spoke pleasantly, obediently, with clear articulation, without any accent, and yet Wen Yan couldn’t understand.

It was actually very shocked, this matter it had always been unable to comprehend.

Wen Yan stared at Sparrow Cat for a while, watching its utterly confused and increasingly dazed look, he sighed internally, never mind, even Sparrow Cat probably didn’t know the reason.

Just then, the voice of the delivery guy came from outside.

”Delivery!”

The Four-eyed Mole Cricket, lying on the ground, wagged its tail and dashed out.

The delivery guy was unsurprised, handed the delivery bag to the Four-eyed Mole Cricket, who carried the bag with its head held high, walking in.

Wen Yan took the delivery, patted the silly dog’s head.

”Silly Cat, you’re eating fried chicken again, aren’t you afraid of getting fat?”

”I didn’t order it, must be a mistake?” Sparrow Cat flapped its wings, flew over, sniffed and indeed it was from the place it often ordered from.

Wen Yan opened the delivery, saw a note inside.

The shop owner said they were going back to their hometown, the shop was being transferred; this meal was sent for free, to notify loyal old customers, asking for their understanding.

And then, asked if Sparrow Cat was interested in taking over their shop.

They didn’t want just anyone taking over, after all, they’ve grown attached to the business, but had no choice but to leave this time, yet didn’t want the brand name to be ruined.

If Sparrow Cat was interested, their shop’s equipment, wouldn’t fetch much even second-hand, and all the equipment along with pots, pans, tables, chairs, benches, would be given for free.

Even the secret recipes would be given for free.

The shop owner believed that since Sparrow Cat loved eating so much and had ordered from them more than a hundred times, it surely wouldn’t ruin the brand.

Wen Yan looked at the handwritten note, then at Sparrow Cat, drawing in a breath of cold air.

”How long have we lived here, and you’ve already ordered from this shop over a hundred times!?

Is it really that good? You averaged eating more than once a day?!

And in between, I often see you ordering other things too.

How do you manage to eat at home every day, and still order delivery once or twice a day?”

No wonder the shop owner was so earnest; Sparrow Cat had a picky palate, loved to comment, loved sharp criticism, and yet still ordered there on average once a day.

Wen Yan thought if he were the shop owner, he too would feel as if he’d encountered a true love customer, feeling a great sense of accomplishment.

If they were to quit, letting such a customer take over would seem like the best outcome.

Sparrow Cat with airplane ears, looking innocent, argued.

”There’s so many people at home, I’m not the only one who likes eating!”

”Come on, like who?”

”Like... like...”

Sparrow Cat held back for a long time, thought around, Mole Cricket doesn’t eat, Little Fire Seed doesn’t eat, Steward doesn’t eat, Shishi doesn’t eat, BMW doesn’t eat, Little Zombie doesn’t eat...

In the end, only Chen Qimo, the living person, could eat.

But everyone in the house knew the girl feared getting fat, at most just had a taste occasionally.

After pondering for a while, Sparrow Cat sputtered out:

”Like you eat! Last time I ordered, you ate more than half by yourself!”

”For instance, I sometimes deliver to the neighbors at the back, yes, and to the neighbors next door, to Gauss too!”

”I’m kind, I love to share, is that not allowed? If I don’t spend my meal funds, what’s the point?”

Wen Yan sighed weakly.

”Alright, alright, give them a call, it’s only polite to thank them for a free meal when they’re closing down.”

”This...” Sparrow Cat hesitated.

”What? They treated you to a meal, shouldn’t you at least thank them?”

”A thank you is definitely due, I mean, why don’t we take over the shop?” Sparrow Cat shook its head, twisted bashfully, muttering softly.

”...”