From BOSS to Canon Fodder: She is Currently Out of Service!

”Su! Huai! Feng! What are you, you little rascal, doing!” Su Jiameng wondered if she had been too gentle before, giving this little bear enough energy to cause trouble everywhere? Seeing his beaming face, she even suspected her child might have been switched at the hospital!

Indeed, Su Jiameng had plenty of reasons to break down and lose her temper. The little bear’s skills were evidently becoming more advanced by the day!

Because she was treating Huaixi’s wounds, Su Jiameng had overlooked Huaifeng, who had already been treated. Unexpectedly, this little rascal sat idly by, revealing several folds on his pudgy little belly. With a serious face, he played with his toes, then extended his mischievous hand towards his little brother... Su Jiameng felt like crying. You rascal, pulling and pinching it, doesn’t it hurt?

”Soft... Small...” Huaifeng lifted his head with a serious look, an expression of innocence and confusion that almost choked Su Jiameng. Then his next words floored his mom and even made Gu Ningxuan, who had long left Qiming Star, take a hit, ”Uncle Gu has one too, but... why doesn’t it look like this? It’s not the same...”

When Su Jiameng wasn’t home, Gu Ningxuan often played the role of ”good uncle + good dad.” Although his mom was a strong-willed woman, she was a woman after all, a mother, and kids naturally imitated their father. Without a father, the two buns naturally took Gu Ningxuan as another ’not dad’ dad.

Occasionally sticking to him and taking a bath was normal... Well, although these were things from when they were two or three, don’t underestimate little Huaifeng’s amazing memory! It wasn’t just baths; even very small things, he remembers clearly.

Not to mention Aunt Su Mo, who suggested that the young masters should learn some common sense. The teaching model used was Gu Ningxuan’s... As for how she got his body data... ahem, don’t forget, Su Mo is a robot, and her electronic eyes make things all too convenient! Gu Ningxuan is her idol, so all sorts of data are worth collecting as top secret.

Thus, without any defense at all, Gu Xiaosan’s various data were mastered by Su Mo and even made public to the two little guys. Actually, it should be said that Su Jiameng also got a dossier on someone a long time ago, with no shortage of detailed data.

To be honest, Gu Xiaosan managing to live ”in the raw” for five years in such a twisted environment was quite a feat.

”Su! Huai! Feng!” Coming to her senses, Su Jiameng picked up the little guy, deftly put on his little underpants and clothes, wrapped him up tightly, and stormed off. Only two dumbstruck little buns were left exchanging bewildered glances.

”Is mom angry and embarrassed?” Huaifeng shrugged, mimicking the tone of some disrespectful old man from the soap operas he loved to watch, ”Alas, mom’s already got two kids, yet her face is still so thin.”

Huaixi looked at his brother, who was still oblivious, with a sympathetic and complicated expression.

You could say this brother of his was smart, but he constantly liked doing reckless things, bustling around as if overly energetic. The outside of their home looked normal, but the inside had undergone numerous renovations thanks to the little bear’s unyielding persistence.

But to say he’s foolish... Sigh, he always manages to tread on mom’s bottom line without a care. Even if he gets into trouble with her, he just ends up getting a paddling, and after his butt stops hurting, he’s back to his brave self. Now, with his wild bear nature unleashed, he’s chased mom away...

Pressing his lips, Huaixi’s little face showed a hint of seriousness as he scolded his brother, ”Mom’s about to go crazy; you can’t do this anymore.”

Huaifeng scratched his head with a grin, not minding that this hand was previously having fun with his little brother, ”Making mom angry at most means a good beating. There’s a lot of meat on my butt, very thick, it doesn’t hurt at all to get hit...”

Out of nowhere, an image suddenly appeared in Huaixi’s mind. He recalled that Su Mo once said, ”You are what you eat,” occasionally making walnut and egg soup for the brothers. Then one day, his brother requested pig butt stewed meat for every meal... So, is this the truth?

After this training, Huaixi and Huaifeng added more daily tasks to their routine — waking up early to exercise with mom, training under her guidance, and enjoying mom’s medication, while watching their brother drive mom up the wall...

Alas, Huaixi sighed with a small stern face, it was great mom hadn’t gone out anymore recently, but the racket at home hadn’t stopped. For Huaixi, who liked peace and quiet, his brother making fun out of riling mom was simply a nightmare!

Su Jiameng had already been home for over a week, and Huaixi felt like these days were as wonderful as a dream.

However... even if it’s just a dream, let this dream go on forever... Busy with his hands, the little guy slowly swung on the swing in the community park. Until the sunset in the sky gradually fell, stretching his shadow long.

Before long, he noticed someone had joined him on the seat beside him, a little girl of roughly the same age but older than himself. She was feigning calm, but every now and then, her gaze drifted towards him... Was it curiosity about his clothes?

Huaixi remained calm, continuing to busy himself with his own thing, completely undisturbed by the outside world, as unmovable as a mountain.

The clothes... according to mom, seemed to be ”clothing,” worn by ancient Huaxia people during the Earth Era... Though the little guy wanted to complain about why boys were also wearing skirts, mom said it, so he just obediently went along and continued wearing them.

Wearing these clothes was better than those girly frilly skirts or little animal outfits... His aesthetics were very high-end, sigh, in this world only Aunt Su Mo understood him in this regard.

After a while, the dirty little girl beside him still hadn’t left, and she was looking at him more openly... He couldn’t take it anymore! Huaixi turned his head and met her eyes squarely, ”Why are you looking at me?”

”Little girl, you’re really pretty...” the child praised.

Huaixi: ”...@#￥%...&&...” Your whole family is pretty! (To be continued. If you like this work, please go to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users, please read on m.qidian.com.)