From BOSS to Canon Fodder: She is Currently Out of Service!

Chapter 97: Chapter 50: The Advancing Mary Su [Pink 20+]

Su Jiameng couldn’t resist these guys and was dragged to the renowned Nocturnal Song City on the virtual network.

The K3 group was clearly regulars here. Xu Na simply scanned her smart brain at the service desk, and a staff member dressed as an attendant led them to a luxurious private room. The group dragged Su Jiameng along, explaining things to her along the way.

Simply put, this Nocturnal Song City is a place for rich second-generation, power second-generation, and various second-generation N-generation to have fun and let loose, the kind of place you can’t enter without Credit Points. The spending level here is terrifyingly high; even a bottle of ordinary liquor starts at thousands of Credit Points...

Su Jiameng was tongue-tied, her eyes somewhat unwilling to take in the opulent decor around her. This simply resembled an Imperial Palace standard, not a KTV private room, yo mud! Just as she was thinking this, a black object flew towards her. When she caught it, she realized it was a avant-garde styled microphone... Sure enough, no matter the changes, the K-singing essentials remain unchanged. Holding a microphone and belting out songs, that’s the flavor.

”What do you want to sing?” Xu Na and Lucy asked her to pick a song. Su Jiameng stood in place, looking like a country bumpkin entering the city, everything about her felt off! K3 realized her awkwardness and stepped in to rescue her.

”Don’t trouble Xiao Meng, she’s too young, probably hasn’t been to a place like this. You throw these to her without explanation, she also doesn’t understand.” Boss Qin said this, Xu Na and Lucy exchanged glances, they really forgot this point.

Su Jiameng is only sixteen, quite far from adulthood, she couldn’t enter such formal entertainment places. If it wasn’t for them escorting her, and the staff at Nocturnal Song City knowing them, Xiao Meng would likely have been stopped at the door.

”No worries, I’ll teach you.” Xu Na tossed her microphone onto the sofa, leaning in with an electronic song sheet, ”Actually, this place is quite fun, Xiao Meng will get used to it after coming a few times... Here, here, these are popular songs recently... Xiao Meng, take a look, tell me which one you like. Doesn’t matter if you can’t sing, just listen twice and follow along...”

However, when the song sheet was spread in front of Su Jiameng, when K3 was chugging wine and singing, and the music started, she felt as if nine heavens’ thunderbolts were gathering above her head, leaving her charred and tender! Instantly her soul flew beyond the heavens!

Dear me! The hottest song on the playlist is called ”Mechanical Man”! The second song is ”The Coolest Cosmic Wind”! The third is ”Lotus Pond Night Scene”! The fourth is ”Under the Moon”! The fifth...

At this moment, K3 them are passionately singing the hottest song ”Mechanical Man”, the melody makes Su Jiameng inexplicably familiar, remembering the first life streets and alleys where dancing aunties often played ”Horse Taming Pole”... the rhythm is thrilling...

Su Jiameng twitching her mouth asked, ”Why not call it ’Mechanical Sister’? Doesn’t it sound more exciting?”

Xu Na did not grasp her deeper meaning, nor did she realize she was mocking, and cheerfully responded, ”There’s such a song, but its popularity isn’t as high, probably on the second page. Xiao Meng, which one do you prefer? I rather like the second one...”

”Ahem, I think... better listen first before commenting.” Su Jiameng whispered, ”Nana, you go play with Boss Qin and them, I’ll stay here and listen... also get familiar... considering I haven’t sung before...”

Xu Na didn’t suspect, clicked near the sofa’s armrest, and a round platform rose from the floor with a pair of wireless earphones on it, ”Here, wear these, just click on the song sheet to listen to whichever you want. Later you also have to belt out songs, no excuses.”

Su Jiameng stiffly nodded, put on the earphones, listened to one song after another, her facial expressions becoming increasingly subtly tense. The top hundred songs search heat on the song sheet, at least ninety-nine percent of the melodies are familiar to her! Despite first life’s memories being distant, hearing these melodies again gradually sharpened her vague memories...

After listening to the general melody, looking at the lyrics... in her heart she spewed blood three liters ten feet high! Songs like ”Mechanical Man” and ”Mechanical Sister”, those lyrics swept a group of roaring emperors across the vast desert named Horse Grassy Gobi in her heart!

Give me a blue sky, a rising sun~~~ Give me green grass, stretching far away~~~ Give me a mighty eagle, a valiant man~~~ Give me a mecha pole, clenched in his hand~~~ Give me a white cloud, a pure imagination~~~... Mechanical man, mighty and strong, I wish to melt in your broad chest~~~... I give a look, fiery and scalding~~~... racing mecha like a storm~~~... Holy cow!

Su Jiameng really wanted to know, what the hell is this mecha pole! Plagiarizing ”Horse Taming Pole’s” lyrics shouldn’t be so glaringly blatant! Do they really think everyone is some guy who hasn’t finished elementary school and doesn’t recognize Chinese phrases!

When she clicked the song’s homepage and saw the stream of positive reviews below, the roaring emperors in her heart exponentially rose straight up!

Stuff like ”The song is catchy” ah, ”The lyrics are beautiful and concise, recalling the beauty of first love” ah, ”Deservedly the most popular song of the year” ah, ”Singing makes you cry, wishing there’s such a man by your side” ah... Oh dear!

Clicking another song ”Qingming Rain”, similar blindingly good reviews. Titled as this century’s saddest, most sentimental and moving dirge, lyrics are classically beautiful, artistic conception considered the peak of Earth’s century classical culture, truly this century’s apex masterpiece!

Such as ”Under the Moon,” ”Magic,” ”Love Thirty-Six Strategies,” ”Love’s Offering,” ”Third Party,” ”Poisonous Perfume,” ”Sheep Kidney”... Alright, she’s really about to bow down.

I didn’t expect songs from the Earth era to be so popular in the interstellar era! A song ”The Coolest Cosmic Wind” trampled Tang and Song Poems underfoot and, with an unstoppable momentum, quickly swept the Human Alliance and alliances of other cosmic races.

Coming to KTV and not singing these songs is like coming for nothing!

Su Jiameng took several deep breaths, barely managing not to faint from shock. Looking down at the lyrics, she wondered who the genius was that adapted them. Such talent, they even created something like a ”Mecha Pole.” Even if you’re adapting from Earth era songs, at least make it respectable. Such adaptations really make her... ache. However, one look shocked her to the core!

All the lyric composers, songwriters, producers were by someone called ”Princess Fusu,” and they even marked it as original! Original!! Original!!! Su Jiameng doesn’t think her eyes are failing or her comprehension skills are bugging; she knows what original means. Are you sure it’s original and not adapted or ”in homage”?

Su Jiameng searched all over and confirmed these songs were indeed ”Princess Fusu’s” ”original” works. Although the singers were different, everything else was consistent. Searching ”Princess Fusu” on the interstellar network, billions of related messages flooded her...

Princess Fusu, real name unknown, gender unidentified, birth origins obscure, is known only as a meteor that emerged out of nowhere. With an unstoppable momentum and talent as brilliant as the stars, she illuminates the entire cosmic music scene. Her songs are loved by everyone, from three-year-old kids to four or five-hundred-year-old elders. Anything she writes or composes is the latest trend!

Not only that, she’s also a god-level author on the interstellar literature network! Her elegant and classical ”Empresses in the Palace,” painting the Earth era’s deep palace intrigues, set a historical high search record; ”Coiled Dragon” and ”Legend of Immortal” sparked a fiery passion among countless youths; her adapted novel ”The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me” became the best hot drama of the year; ”Scarlet Heart” and ”Palace” opened the door to palace romances...

Besides that, there’s ”Mighty President, Don’t Even Think of Running,” ”Genius Baby, Million Bride,” ”Prince, I Want a Divorce”... with a style of infinite change and boundless literary skill, making many classical research masters sigh in admiration...

Princess Fusu, a mysterious figure, like a misty rain in March, gently walks into everyone’s heart~~~

Su Jiameng silently clutched her stomach, feeling like she was coughing blood out of all this mess!

At this moment, Su Jiameng didn’t even need to think; even her toes could figure out that this ”Princess Fusu” was definitely a transmigrator! Probably even a super Mary Su with a cheat!

Otherwise, how could she copy and remember these songs and novels?

We just don’t know if she possesses rainbow eyes, rainbow hair, rainbow tears, and with every step flowers bloom across the ground, and when OOXX with men she would spray rainbow... cough cough, such content needs to be censored...

Su Jiameng once again took a deep breath, turned her head, and asked Xu Na and the others who were bustling around, ”Do you know who Princess Fusu is?”

”Princess Fusu?” Xu Na looked at Su Jiameng puzzled and said, ”Isn’t that the person who’s really good at songwriting?”

Lucy said, ”I remember she’s also a famous literary writer, quite talented. Apparently, some classmates are following her novels.”

Xu Lei was only interested in Mechas. He wasn’t really into entertainment, and singing was an occasional thing for him, let alone spending time learning about who wrote songs. So, he was the only one who shook his head, unable to answer. Finally, Su Jiameng shifted her gaze to K3.

He smiled at Su Jiameng, showing eight shiny white teeth, and said, ”I’ve been following her fantasy novel ’Avengers: Harry Potter’ recently, it’s really well written. Xiao Meng, if you have time, you should check it out. I heard a film company even bought the rights, started filming early last year, and it’s set for release in two months...”

Av... eng... ers... Har... ry Pot... ter?

Su Jiameng was completely stalled!

What’s wrong with this world? Has it been taken over by Mary Su? Su Jiameng thought her second life was tough enough. Unexpectedly, this third life is even more thrilling, a world rampant with Mary Sus; she’d rather have a love-hate relationship with the Insect Race!!!! (To be continued. If you like this work, welcome to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile users, please read on m.qidian.com.)